Cheesy Jokes, Memes, Humor
Cheesy jokes are for everyone, and we promise no matter how tough you think you are, there are jokes that will make you crack.
You cannot put a price on a good sense of humor, and right up there with dry humor, slapstick is our favorite!
Jokes go a long way. Not only are they good for the soul, but they help people bond with others in a really fun way, so if you’re looking to tickle your funny bone, look no further than this great list.
Funny Cheesy Jokes
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar.
Why did the banana split?
Because it saw the ginger snap.
Which month do soldiers hate most?
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
What runs but doesn’t get anywhere?
I ate a clownfish last night.
It tasted funny.
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Cornball Dad Jokes
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punch line is a parent.
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
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What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
What is an elf’s favorite type of music?
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
No one can eat just one potato ship.
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10 Cheesy Jokes For Kids
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?
Bring her flours.
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?
Because it was cultured.
Where do cows hang their paintings?
In the mooo-seum.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at a buzz stop.
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What can you serve but never eat?
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage.
What did Delaware?
A New Jersey.
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out.
Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why did the man put money in his freezer?
He wanted some cold hard cash!
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Why did the robber take a bath?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
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Cheesy Jokes Meme
Which Disney princess is a cow’s favorite?
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
People are dying to get in!
How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
Why do people love the way the earth rotates?
Because it really makes their day.
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
To raise some dough.
What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
Why did the cookies admit himself to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
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Stupid and Silly Jokes
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A loose Canon.
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Don’t look now, but something between us smells.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the man say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Where do all the letters sleep?
In the alphabed.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
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Jokes About Cheese
What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?
When should you go on a cheese diet?
If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
Why does cheese look sane?
Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese?
Because she was getting Feta and Feta.
What does a lady in a shopping mall do with a cheesy credit card?
Go on a shopping brie.
What is a basketball player’s favorite kind of cheese?
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Stupid is as Stupid Does
Why did the man ask the woman if her dad was a boxer?
Cause he said she’s a knockout.
Why did the girl fall in love with the robber?
Because he stole her heart.
Why do people love bananas so much?
Because they are so a-peeling.
What did the bank teller say to the lovely woman?
Can I take you out on a date, because you’ve got my interest?
What did the oven say to the baked cookie?
You’re so hot.
What did the smitten vinegar say to the baking soda?
You make me feel all bubbly inside.
What did one sock say to the other sock in the hospital?
Don’t worry, I will be with you every step of the way.
What do herb gardeners get for good work?
Thyme and a half.
How much does the mathematician like angles?
To a certain degree.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
With a tuba glue.
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Dumb and Corny
Why should you always tie your shoes on Valentine’s Day?
Because if not, you’ll be falling for everybody.
Why was the omelet so happy?
Because it was egg-cited to see the frying pan.
Why should you ever trust a pencil?
Because it can erase your past and write our future.
Why did the female shirt fall for the male shirt?
Because he was made of boyfriend material.
What’s a blackboard’s favorite beverage?
What subject do witches like best?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
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How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What did the crowd tell the comedian who had terrible police jokes?
Give it arrest.
Why can’t dogs operate an MRI machine?
Because only cats can.
Why did the apricot invite the prune to the dance?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
How is your long-distance relationship going?
So far so good.
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
It wanted to see the mooooooon.
What do you call a salad dressing wearing shades?
A cool ranch.
Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?
He wanted to tie the score.
My sister bet me $100 I couldn’t build a car out of pasta.
You should’ve seen the look on his face when I drove pasta.
The ability to find the funny side in everything is a rare and priceless gift and we elaborate to provide you the best jokes with playful wordplay. If delivered with enough enthusiasm, these are sure to get you a few or maybe more chuckles.
Why did the robber jump in the shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do lawyers wear to work?
What do you call an alligator detective?
Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why don’t melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
Why don’t you buy things with Velcro?
It’s a rip-off.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does that make you?
How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
See if he is coffin.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.
What do you call banana peel shoes?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the bike fall over?
It was two tired.
Why can’t you trust duck doctors?
They’re all quacks.
Why were the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
Corny Food Jokes
What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
Sorry, we don’t serve food here.
What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Why did the student eat his homework?
He was told it’d be a piece of cake.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
You look for fresh prints.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarterback.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Cheesy Animal Jokes
Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he’s always lion.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Why did the restaurant hire a pig?
He was good at bacon.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.
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