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Jokes for Kids of All Ages

These jokes for kids are so funny, that they’ll make grownups crack up, too. We all know that one of the easiest ways to make children smile is to tell a silly or funny joke.

The rejuvenating powers of laughter not only make you feel good but can also benefit kids, as it impacts both their emotional and physical health.

When you’re stuck on a long car ride, or you feel like having some good wholesome fun together at home. So, here is our giant list for your kids to take turns reading and laughing out loud.

After reading through and picking your favorites, you can even try and make some of your own!

Funny Jokes For Kids To Share.

Funny Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
    Park your car, man.
  2. What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
    Do you smell carrots too?
  3. How do you close an envelope underwater?
    With a seal.

Good Jokes for Kids

  1. What animal always breaks the law?
    A cheetah.
  2. Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
    A taxi driver.
  3. Why don’t cars play football?
    Because they only have one boot.
  4. What did the sea say to the penguin?
    Nothing, it just waved.
  5. What do you call a dog in your toilet?
    A poodle.
  6. What is the same size and shape as an elephant and weighs nothing?
    His shadow.
  7. What do elephants have that no other animal does?
    Baby elephants.
  8. Why is tennis such a loud game?
    Because each player raises a racquet.

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Hilarious jokes for kids.

Fun Knock-Knock Jokes

  1. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there? Noah.
    M: Noah, who?
    Noah, a good place to get something to eat?
  2. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there? Luke.
    M: Luke who?
    Luke through the peephole, and you’ll see.
  3. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Sadie.
    M: Sadie who?
    Sadie magic word, and I’ll disappear.
  4. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there? Justin.
    M: Justin who?
    Justin time for dinner.
  5. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Claire.
    M: Claire who?
    Claire, the way, I’m coming through.
  6. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mikey.
    M: Mikey who?
    Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. Let me in.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

  1. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    M: Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?
  2. T: Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    M: Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in. It’s cold out here.

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Best Short Jokes

  1. What do you call two birds in love?
    Tweethearts.
  2. What is a cat’s favorite color?
    Purrr-ple.
  3. How do rabbits travel?
    By hareplane.
  4. What kind of hair do oceans have?
    Wavy.
  5. Why did Charlie go out with a prune?
    Because he couldn’t find a date.

Wisecracks — jokes for kids

  1. What did one plate say to the other plate?
    Dinner’s on me.
  2. What do you call a dinosaur when it’s asleep?
    A dino-snore.
  3. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
    You rocket.
  4. Why are fish so smart?
    Because fish live in schools.
  5. What did one volcano say to the other?
    I lava you.
  6. How does the moon cut his hair?
    Eclipse it.
  7. What is a computer’s favorite snack?
    Computer chips.
  8. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    A blood orange.

Short Jokes For Kids

  1. What do cows read?
    Cattle-logs.
  2. What does a spider’s bride wear?
    A webbing dress.
  3. Where do computers go dancing?
    The disk-o.
  4. What letters are not in the alphabet?
    The ones in the mail.
  5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    It just wasn’t peeling well.
  6. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
    Hip-hop.

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Corny Jokes For Kids

  1. How does an octopus go to war?
    Well-armed.
  2. What do you call a smart group of trees?
    A brainforest.
  3. What did one horse say to the other at the dance?
    You mustang-o with me.
  4. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
    Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
  5. What makes the calendar look so popular?
    It has so many dates.
  6. What did the paper say to the pencil?
    Write on.
  7. Why was the broom late?
    It overswept.
  8. How do you know if a vampire has a cold?
    She starts coffin.
  9. What did the horse say when it fell?
    I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddyup.
  10. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
    I think I’m coming down with something.

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Animal Jokes For Kids

  1. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer.
  2. How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
    Build a sty-scraper.
  3. What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
    An udder failure.
  4. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
    Because they have big fingers.
  5. Why do fish live in saltwater?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze.
  6. Where do mice park their boats?
    At the Hickory Dickory dock.
  7. Where did the sheep go on vacation?
    The baaaahamas.
  8. What do you call a thieving alligator?
    A crookodile.
  9. What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
    A watchdog.
  10. When is a well-dressed lion like a weed?
    When he’s a dandelion.
  11. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
    Pleased to eat you.

Tip: These jokes for kids are great additions to lunch bags. Just write ’em out on post-it notes.

Great Jokes For Children

  1. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
    They woke him up.
  2. Why is it so windy inside a sports arena?
    All those fans.
  3. What did one egg say to the other?
    You crack me up.
  4. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
    Thunderwear.
  5. Why did the tree get a computer?
    To log on.
  6. What do porcupines say when they kiss?
    Ouch.
  7. When is a baseball player like a spider?
    When he catches a fly.
  8. How do you keep a bull from charging?
    Take away its credit card.
  9. Where does a polar bear keep his money?
    A snowbank.
  10. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
    Lack of concentration.
  11. What did one tonsil say to the other?
    Better get dressed. The doc’s taking us out tonight.

Jokes For Toddlers

  1. What is black and white and goes round and round?
    A penguin in a tumble dryer.
  2. What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk.
  3. What wobbles in the sky?
    A Jelly-copter.
  4. What’s a monster’s favorite game?
    Swallow the leader.
  5. What animal is always lost?
    A where wolf.
  6. What has four legs but never runs?
    A chair.
  7. What do you do with a sick wasp?
    Bring it to the waspital.
  8. Who granted the fish a wish?
    The fairy codmother.

By Michael O’Halloran

About Michael O'Halloran

Michael O’Halloran founded Greeting Card Poet in 2014 and has worked as its publisher and editor ever since. He’s the author of Best Sports Slogans and Captions. He has co-authored four books on kids’ trivia and authored four books on coaching. Previously, Michael was the president of Magnetic Poetry. He has invented and brought to market over 75 new gift and toy products — most of them dealing with wordplay.

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You’re on our Jokes for Kids page. Originally posted in August 2018.

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