117+ What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call jokes to feature a classic format that most of us have heard from comedians and late-show hosts? Why do they work? They’re short, easy to remember, and if they’re good, they pack a punch.
You should always have a couple of these jokes up your sleeve for all social situations. You’ll be able to provide a moment of levity at a social event.
Most people like to hear a good joke. They’re handy for dinner parties, tailgating events, birthdays, and weddings. So, here’s a collection of What Do You Call Jokes just for your telling pleasure.
The Best
Here are our favorite What Do You Call Jokes.
1.) Q: What do you call a sick juggler?
A: Someone who can’t stop throwing up.
2.) Q: What do you call a drill sergeant?
A: A dentist in the army.
3.) Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey.
4.) Q: What do you call someone who shaves 10 times a day?
A: A Barber.
5.) Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: A Sherbet
6.) Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
7.) Q: What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of cars?
A: A Car-toonist.
8.) Q: What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
A: John
9.) Q: What do you call a really cool rabbit?
A: A hip-hopper.
10.) Q: What do you call someone who says, “life gave me melons?”
A: Dyslexic.
Good Ones
11.) Q: What do you call two guys from Mexico playing Basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
12.) Q: What do you call something that goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella. Check out more umbrella jokes, riddles, and captions.
13.) Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious
14.) Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A Roamin’ Catholic.
15.) Q: What do you call a police officer in bed?
A: An undercover cop.
16.) Q: What does a triangle call a circle?
A: Pointless.
17.) Q: What do you call a bear in the rain?
A: A Drizzly Bear.
18.) Q: What do you call the month that soldiers hate most?
A: March
19.) Q: What do you call something easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble
20.) Q: What do you call the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each “s.”
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Comical
21.) Q: What do you call the pants of a five-legged monster?
A: A Glove.
22.) Q: What do you call the death of a guy who is hit by a falling ax?
A: Axe-i-dental.
23.) Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A: A Hobby Horse.
24.) Q: What do you call the lights on Noah’s Ark?
A: Flood Lights.
25.) Q: What do you call a man with no ears?
A: Anything you want.
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Hilarious
26.) Q: What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A: A Frisbee.
27.) Q: What do you call your daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her home late?
A: An ambulance.
28.) Q: What do you call a song sung in a car?
A: A car tune.
29.) Q: What do you call a joke without a punchline?
A: Silence.
30.) Q: What do you call a pig that knows Karate?
A: A Pork Chop.
31.) Q: What do you call a magician on a plane?
A: A Flying Sorcerer.
32.) Q: What do you call shorts that clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.
33.) Q: What do you call a stolen kiss?
A: A Felony.
34.) Q: What do you call someone who is working with a clock under his desk?
A: Working Overtime.
35.) Q: What do you call a paddle sale at the marina?
A: An oar deal.
Lighthearted
36.) Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.
37.) Q: What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid.
38.) Q: What do you call a 300-pound tight end?
A: A wide receiver
39.) Q: What do you call a pencil that is broken?
A: Pointless.
40.) Q: What does a cannibal call someone who uses a wheelchair?
A: Meals on Wheels
41.) Q: What do you call a skeleton who went out in freezing temperatures?|
A: A numb skull.
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Cheesy Humor
42.) Q: What do you call an M& M that went to college?
A: A smarty.
43.) Q: What do you call something that always gets ahead?
A: A wig.
44.) Q: What do you call something that stays on the ground but never gets dirty?
A: A shadow
45.) Q: What do you call a South American woman who is always in a hurry?
A: An Urgent Tina
46.) Q: What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
A: Itenticle
47.) Q: What do you call a bear with no socks?
A: Barefoot.
48.) Q: What do you call a clock that is thrown through the air?
A: Time flies.
49.) Q: What do you call an egg laid by an evil chicken?
A: A deviled egg.
50.) Q: What do you call a key that opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A: A Turkey.
51.) Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.
52.) Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A candy baa.
53.) Q: What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
A: Patty.
54.) Q: What do you call something you can serve but never eat?
A: A Volleyball.
55.) Q: What do you do to get a robot mad?
A: Push all of its buttons.
56.) Q: What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere?
A: A refrigerator.
57.) Q: What do you call the shoes that all spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
58.) Q: What do you call a dead parrot?
A: Polygon.
Jokes for Teens
59.) Q: What do you call shaving a sheep that’s crazy?
A: Shear madness.
60.) Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
61.) Q: What do you call someone who is bouncing a basketball?
A: A dribbler.
62.) Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky.
63.) Q: What do you calla Russian Tree?
A: Dimitree
64.) Q: What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice?
A: Cold hard cash.
65.) Q: What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A: A Mexican’t.
66.) Q: What do you call someone trying to catch a squirrel in a tree?
A: A nut.
67.) Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowtain.
68.) Q: What do you call why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella?
A: Fo’ drizzle.
69.) Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
70.) Q: What do you call someone who plays Fortnite all day and all night?
A: A virgin.
71.) Q: What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire?
A: Utter destruction.
72.) Q: What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence.
Good Humor
73.) Q: What do you call a cat sitting on ice?
A: One cool cat.
74.) Q: What do you call a priest that becomes an attorney?
A: Father-in-Law.
75.) Q: What do you call blackbirds that stick together?
A: Vel-crows.
76.) Q: What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A: A highchair.
77,) Q: What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
78.) Q: What do you call a table that is next to your bed?
A: A one-night stand.
79.) Q: What do you order at a restaurant called Karma?
A: You get what you deserve.
80.) Q: What do you call a deer that only costs a dollar?
A: A buck.
81.) Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.
Short What Do You Call Humor
82.) Q: What do you call a farm that grows bad jokes?
A: Corny.
83.) Q: What do you call a dog that’s freezing?
A: A chili dog.
84.) Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus.
85.) Q: What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings?
A: A bi-polar bear.
86.) Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant.
87.) Q: What do you call fruit playing the guitar?
A: A jam session.
88.) Q: What do you call a joke you tell while washing your hands?
A: A clean joke.
89.) Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little horse.
90.) Q: What do you call an owl that’s a magician?
A: Who-dini.
91.) Q: What do you call a red neck that’s on fire?
A: A firecracker.
92.) Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake.
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Funny Jokes
93.) Q: What do you call two birds that are in love?
A: Tweethearts.
94.) Q: What do you call leftover salad?
A: The last romaines.
95.) Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A Dell.
96.) Q: What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?
A: A private tutor.
97.) Q: What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A: A sand witch.
98.) Q: What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK?
A: A satisfactory.
99.) Q: What did the man say when I tried to get some of his chips and cheese?
A: Hey, it’s nacho cheese.
100.) Q: What do you call a clown that’s incarcerated?
A: A silicon.
101.) Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
102.) Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
103.) Q: What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the pope?
A: Holy Guacamole.
104.) Q: What do you call an aardvark that is three feet long?
A: A Yardvark.
105.) Q: What do you call a cat that has a fondness for beans?
A: Puss ‘N Toots.
106.) Q: What do you call a pay toilet?
A: Johnny Cash.
Jokes for Kids
107.) Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A moosician.
108.) Q: What do you call an army retreating from a battle?
A: A backup plan.
109.) Q: What do you call a Jedi warrior with only one hand?
A: Hand solo.
110.) Q: What do you call a cute door?
A: Adorable.
111.) Q: What do you call a piece of sad cheese?
A: Blue cheese.
112.) Q: What do you call a church that’s on fire?
A: Holy smokes.
113.) Q: What do you call a disagreement between two electric companies?
A: A power struggle.
114.) Q: What do you call cow-eating grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
115.) Q: What do you call milk that gets anything it wants?
A: Spoiled milk.
116.) Q: What do you call a math rock band fronted by Al Gore?
A: Algorithm.
117.) Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dinosnore.
118.) What do you call a pig in a blanket?
A: A pig-nic.
119.) Q: What do you call a baby polar bear?
A: An ice cub.
120.) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
121.) Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: FFFSSSHHH!
122.) Q: What do you call a dead pine tree?
A: A Nevergreen
By Tim Moodie
Tim ghostwrote jokes for a book author who would tell them on her promotional book tours. He wrote funny greeting cards, coffee mugs, and toilet paper for Recycled Paper Products.
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