Valentine’s Day jokes, puns, and riddles are appropriate on a fun and flirty holiday. Sharing a laugh with your loved one is a great way to kick the day off and keep things light. Sure, you want to send a message from the heart (or at the very least from a little candy heart). But, that doesn’t mean the message can’t be funny.

A cute Valentine’s Day joke or pun will brighten the day for your significant other. You can pen a funny saying in a greeting card or send it in a text. The important thing is to go for a smile or giggle. Here is a list of Valentine’s Day jokes and puns guaranteed to elicit a groan at the very least. Use them at your discretion.

Best Valentine’s Day Jokes

1.) They say that love is blind.
If that’s true, why is lingerie such a popular Valentine’s Day gift?

2.) What did the acrobat do on Valentine’s Day?
He fell head over heels in love.

3.) The pastry chef left his wife.
He deserted her.

4.) Bees love Valentine’s Day.
They like to tell each other they’re bee-utiful.

5.) A toy company has a new toy for Valentine’s Day.
They call it Valenslime.

6.) What did the rude woman say to her Valentine’s Day date?
I’ll have a glass of whine.

7.) What did the guy with a sprained ankle tell his nurse?
I’ve got a crutch on you.

8.) How do snakes show their affection on Valentine’s Day?
With a hug and a hiss.

9.) What do bats do on Valentine’s Day?
They hang around.

10.) Where did the smitten couple go to in England?
Loverpool.

Good Ones

11.) What did the bride of Frankenstein say to her lover?
Frank you for being my friend.

12.) What did the painter tell his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
I love you with all my art.

13.) A quote from a Valentine’s Day card to a stamp.
Stick with me and you’ll go places.

14.) On a hot day, what does one ice cream scoop say to the other?
You make me melt.

15.) Tulips are better than one for kissing.

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

16.) What did the elephant say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton.

17.) You’re my butter half.

18.) What did the bread say to the knife on Valentine’s Day?
You look sharp.

19.) On Valentine’s Day the raisin said to the apple, how about a date?

20.) If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

21.) What is Cupid’s favorite card game?
Hearts.

22.) We go together like mac and cheese.

23.) ChocoLATE is Valentine’s Day candy that’s never on time.

Funny Valentine’s Day Riddles

24.) What did one canoe say to another canoe?
You rock my boat.

25.) What did one drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
My heart beats for you.

26.) You can count on me said the calculator to the pencil on Valentine’s Day.

27.) The best thing to hold on to is each other.

28.) What do you call an affectionate dog on Valentine’s Day?
A Smooch Pooch.

29.) On Valentine’s Day, what did the Prince tell his Princess?
You Rule!

30.) What did one citrus fruit say to the other citrus fruit?
Will you be my Valen-lime?

31.) I like you a bot. In fact, I’m nuts and bolts about you said the robot.

32.) What did the bird say to the other bird while on Valentine’s Day? You’re just ducky.

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33.) What did the computer say to the keyboard on Valentine’s Day?
You’re just my type.

34.) The butter told the bun that just came out of the oven on Valentine’s Day…You’re hot!

35.) I’d say you are a banana because I find you a-peeling.

36.) All you need is love, but a little chocolate doesn’t hurt occasionally.

37.) Ten trees died to make this Valentine’s Day card.

38.) What did the bear give his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
A big hug.

39.) I love you drooly said the dog to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day.

40.) The ugly man got a date for Valentine’s Day.
She was desperate.

41.) Always get married early in the day on Valentine’s Day.
That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted an entire day.

42.) I love bee-ing with you, honey, said one bee to the other on Valentine’s Day.

43.) Why are hearts the symbol of Valentine’s Day? Because livers look too yucky.

44.) What did the squirrel tell the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!

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45.) Our love wasn’t love at first sight; it took five to ten minutes.

46.) You must be Terms of Use because you are some fine print.

47.) A man promised his girlfriend a diamond on Valentine’s Day, He took her to a baseball game.

48.) The carpet salesman gave his wife rugs and kisses for Valentine’s Day.

49.) Two tennis players fell in love, it was lob at first sight.

50.) What did one ocean say to the other ocean on Valentine’s Day? Let me count the waves I love you.

51.) Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Yes, Howard who?
Howard you’d like to be my Valentine?

52.) One lemon told another lemon…you’re my main squeeze.

53.) Did you hear what the map said to the compass? I’m lost without you.

54.) What is Cupid’s favorite game? Lawn Darts.

55.) The cardiologist said to the other cardiologist…my heart beats for you.

56.) Artichokes are the most loving of vegetables; they have hearts.

57.) The clock told the watch…I love you big time.

58.) Why did the man eat chocolate before he went to bed? He wanted sweet dreams.

59.) Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Uh, Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss.

60.) The janitor told his wife on Valentine’s Day…you sweep me off my feet.

61.) What did one bike say to the other bike?
I wheelie like you.

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Valentine’s Day Puns

62.) Happy Valentine’s Day to my significant otter.

63.) You’re my Valentine’s Day glue, I’m stuck on you.

64.) It’s true, I ain’t lion when I say I love you.

65.) You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

66.) Like a volcano, I lava you.

67.) You had me at yellow.

68.) You’re the berry best.

69.) The pigs were celebrating Valenswines Day!

70.) You make me tingle from my head to-ma-toes.

71.) Two oars make the best rowmance.

72.) You light up my life a whole watt.

73.) One triangle sweetheart said to the other, you’re acute one.

74.) On Valentine’s Day, I fell in love with an oyster. They said I was being shellfish.

75.) One car said to the other car on Valentine’s Day…beep my valentine?

76.) The frog said to the other frog…you’re toadaly the one for me.

Valentine’s Puns

77.) Whale you be my Valentine?

78.) You make me feel scentimental.

79.) Olive you so much.

80.) I yam what I yam and I’m all yours.

81.) You and I are mint to be.

82.) If I were a squirrel, I’d give you some Forget-me-nuts on Valentine’s Day.

83.) What did the jacket say to the shirt?
You’re cute as a button.

One-Liners

84.) It’s true, you’re one in a melon.

85.) Peas be my Valentine.

86.) Orange you glad we’re Valentines.

87.) What did the pencil say to the piece of paper on Valentine’s Day?
You are just write for me.

88.) One math teacher told another math teacher…you’re sweet as pi.

89.) The butterfly told his Valentine, you make my heart flutter.

Valentine Riddles

90.) How did the phone propose to his Girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.

91.) What did the cat say to his girlfriend?
You’re purrfect.

92.) I’m sorry, I need to take you to jail.
You stole my heart.

93.) What did the bunny say to his sweetheart?
Somebunny loves you.

94.) Do you know what guppy love is?
Two fish in a steamy romance.

95.) What is a ghoulfriend?
A Vampire’s sweetie.

96.) A couple of love birds on Twitter are called what?
Tweethearts.

97.) Why did Cupid call?
He wants his arrow back.

98.) What did the chocolate sauce say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.

99.) Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, February 14th.

100.) Where did the spaghetti go for Valentine’s Day?
To a meatball.

101.) What did the pickle say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
I’m kind of a big dill.

102.) Who can hug you with eight arms?
An octopus.

Short Valentine’s Day Puns

103.) We’re butter together.

104.) You’ve whisked me off my feet.

105.) I lava you.

106.) You give my life porpoise.

107.) If we could just spend some koala-tee time together.

108.) Aloe you vera much.

109.) I will owl-ways love you.

110.) You are soda-lightful.

111.) I lichen you a lot.

112.) So mushroom in my heart to love you.

Food and Drink Valentine’s Day Puns

113.) You’ve stolen a pizza of my heart.

114.) Olive you so much.

115.) Don’t go bacon my heart.

116.) I love you berry much.

117.) Words can’t expresso how much I love you.

118.) We make a great pear.

Joke Telling Do’s

A.) Do know your audience.

B.) Be confident in your joke — deliver the punch line with some gusto.

C.) Pick the right time to unleash your humor.

D.) Establish some rapport with your audience before diving in.

E.) Have a go-to joke ready in case one of your first jokes bombs.

F.) Start strong, and finish strong.

Joke Telling Don’t’s

a.) Don’t apologize in advance for your jokes.

b.) Don’t mumble.

c.) Try not to rush your joke-telling.

d.) Don’t go on for too long. Give other folks a chance to tell their own jokes and share in the laughs.

— Tim Moodie

Tim Moodie, a romantic at heart, has been married to his Valentine for over 40 years. He is a Copywriter and Creative Director who spent many years Valentine’s Day cards for Recycled Paper Products. His expressions of love and romance are popular, and he hopes everyone has a memorable Valentine’s Day.

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My six-year-old niece wanted one thing, and only one thing, for Christmas this past year: a stuffed unicorn. And, it’s not just her. Folks across the country and around the world seem caught up in a unicorn frenzy. But, why?

Just Why are Unicorns so Popular?

It’s true, unicorns are pretty much everywhere in products and services, in commercials, in tv shows, you can’t go anywhere without running into a unicorn. How did this happen?

In the 1970s, hippies favored unicorns on t-shirts and posters, this was an outgrowth of the psychedelic movement. Trapper Keepers, folders, and Lisa Frank stickers became all the rage for tween students in the 1980s. In the 1990s Hasbro Toys noticed the popularity of unicorns and decided to add them to their successful My Little Pony line. By the early 2010s, a nostalgia wave had hit the U.S. and it was only natural that unicorns would ride that rainbow wave.

Instagram has stated that they have 7.5 million photos tagged with #unicorn and there are thousands of searches of the word unicorns on Google every day, according to Google searches are at an all-time high in 2019. YouTube has dozens of tutorials on making unicorn cupcakes and using unicorn make-up. The LGBTQ community has adopted unicorns and their accompanying rainbows for the Pride movement and parades.

Unicorn Toast

The development of “unicorn toast” (a concoction of toasted bread covered with multi-colored cream cheese) added to their popularity as did the 2017 Niki Minaj music video for her song “Make Love.” The video features Ms. Minaj floating on an over-sized unicorn pool float. The popularity is undeniable and has led to the use of phrases like “unicorn boyfriend” (the mythical perfect boyfriend who can do no wrong) and “unicorn hair” (either unique pastel colors or a rainbow of multi-colored hair). Face it, unicorns are everywhere. 

It appears as though the uniqueness of the animal and its associated magical qualities are a hit with many types of people. Perhaps, folks like standing out from the crowd? Or, maybe the unicorn’s uniqueness hits home for those who feel not part of the bigger group? More than anyone thing, unicorns seem to hold a soft spot in many of our imaginations.

Unicorn Quiz: True or False?

1.) Marco Pollo believed that he had stumbled across real unicorns, but he called them ugly brutes. True or False?

True, it turns out what Marco Pollo was looking at were rhinoceroses.

2.) During the Dark Ages, it was written that virgins could exert strange magical power over unicorns. True or False?

True, in scientific journals called bestiaries, it was written that virgins had certain powers over unicorns and that the horns of unicorns had great medicinal powers and could cure many diseases.

3.) Unicorns poop rainbows and fart clouds of cotton candy. True or False?

False, this was dreamt up by marketers to make unicorns even more magical.

4.) Supposedly Genghis Khan decided not to conquer India when he encountered a unicorn that bowed to him. True or False?

True, Khan believed that the unicorn was giving him a sign from his dead father and India was spared.

5.) The first known depiction of a unicorn was found in cave paintings in France and dates back to 15,000 BC. True or False?

False, while cave art in France that was dated to 15,000 BC does appear to depict a unicorn, upon closer inspection the animal in the drawing had two horns.

6.) Scotland’s National Animal is the unicorn. True or False?

True, King James III was particularly fond of the magical creatures and had gold coins minted that included the unicorn and half unicorn.

7.) It is said that the King James Version of the bible contains nine references to unicorns. True or False?

False, it’s a case of poor translation, the real Hebrew word likely meant a wild ox.

Tougher Unicorn Trivia

8.) Unicorn horns sold for 10 times the price of old and were sold in powder form in London as late as 1741. True or False?

True, unicorn horns (actually the horn from a species of porpoise) were ground up and sold as a medicinal powder for the very wealthy because the horns were so rare.

9.) The earliest written description of a unicorn dates back to the 5^th century BC. True or Fales?

True, the Greek historian Ctesias described a unicorn as having the white body of a stallion, a purple-colored head, Bright blue eyes, and a multi-colored single horn.

10.) Unicorn horns could, counteract poison, purify water, and cure impotence. True or False?

False, powdered unicorn horns had absolutely no medicinal qualities, but this misconception continued through most of the Middle Ages.

11.) The writings of William Shakespeare and C.S. Lewis both featured unicorns.  True or False?

True, Shakespeare wrote about unicorns three separate times in his plays Julius Caesar, Timon of Athens, and The Tempest. While C.S. Lewis has a talking unicorn in his book Through the Looking Glass.

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Unicorn Quotes

You may have stopped believing in unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you.
Unknown

The people that see them share some of the unicorn’s traits – they’re lonely, with virtuous hearts.
Ally McBeal

A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Unknown

There are wild elephants in the country, and numerous unicorns which are nearly as big…
Marco Polo (Perhaps confusing rhino’s with unicorns)

God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world.
Edward Topsell

The unicorn was white, with hoofs of silver and graceful horn of pearl….The glorious thing about him was his eye. There was a faint bluish furrow down each side of his nose, and this led to the eye sockets, and surrounded them in a pensive shade. The eyes, circled by this sad and beautiful darkness, were so sorrowful, lonely, gentle and nobly tragic, that they killed all other emotions except love.
T.H. White

Dreams are the playground of unicorns.
Unknown

Of all the legendary animals of art, folklore and literature, the Unicorn is the one with the greatest hold on our imaginations. Other fabulous beasts are clearly inventions, existing only in a mythical landscape of our own collective creation. But the Unicorn strikes us as more than imaginary. It seems possible, even probable – a creature so likely that it ought to exist.
Nancy Hathaway

“Unicorns,” she whispered. Rahela nodded. “The most beautiful of all the Mother’s children.”
Jennifer Roberson, The Court of the Summer King

All the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All but the Unicorn. Confident of his own abilities, he boasted “I shall swim.”
A Ukrainian Folk Story

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Unicorn Frappuccino at Starbucks

Probably one of the most famous unicorn embodiments is the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks. The Starbuck unicorn drink was introduced in 2017 and people went crazy.

What is in Unicorn Frappuccino?

The frothy drink consists of ice, milk, pink powder, sour blue powder, crème Frappuccino syrup, mango syrup, and a sugary blue syrup drizzle. Weighing in at a little over 500 calories in the 24-ounce cup had 18 grams of fat, 76 grams of sugar (diabetics should avoid this drink), and 55 grams of cholesterol (be still my heart).

Health Controversy

Available only until April 23, 2017, the controversial drink had its fair share of supporters and distractors. The American Heart Association recommends that women consume only 25 grams of sugar a day (the unicorn frap had three times that amount) and men consume only 36 grams of sugar per day (the frap had more than twice that amount). Unicorn fans however found the drink dazzling and fueled by the media’s coverage it was very popular. One of the most unique things about the beverage was its color changing capability making it magical like a unicorn. The drink starts out purple with a swirl of blue through it and changes as consumed to looking far pinker than purple. Maybe unicorns are magic. 

Trendy Unicorn Gifts  

Consumers believe that giving the gift of a unicorn, in any form is giving a gift that is blessed with magic. It also creates a bond between gift giver and gift receiver especially if they both like unicorns. Savvy marketers and manufacturing mavens helped popularize the gifts of unicorns by placing them on virtually everything. This was a common practice because there is no licensing fee involved (unless you’re My Little Pony). Stuffed animal unicorns are very popular along with unicorn themed glassware, toys (including a robotic interactive unicorn from V-Tech), clothes, stationary, posters, stickers, party supplies, and more. A unicorn gift symbolizes a rare and beautiful friendship and is always appreciated.

There are lots of things you can buy for your unicorn obsessed friends, things like Unicorn Farts, a bag of pink cotton candy guaranteed to put a smile on any unicorn fancier. Unicorn Tears Lip Gloss and Unicorn Make-Up mean know you can look just like a unicorn. Add Glitter Head Bands (complete with a horn), Socks, Leggings, Pajamas, and House Slippers and you can dress like a unicorn too.

Make a batch of cookies with unicorn Cookie Cutters. Fix your hanging muffler with unicorn Duct Tape. Or give your friends unicorn cereal bowls, unicorn themed sushi rolls, a unicorn pillow, Band-Aids, unicorn cape, a tattoo, or an iPhone case. You can even find Unicorn slime and unicorn snot. Hand-made from Borax, White Glue, Food Coloring and glitter that are multi-colored translucent jells that kids can play with. Basically, there’s a unicorn gift for just about anybody.

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Friendship is Magic TV Series and My Little Pony Unicorns

Friendship is Magic is the third TV series from the My Little Pony franchise, following My Little Pony and My Little Pony Tales. The Canadian American series was introduced on October 10, 2010, and ran for nine seasons (recently canceled this year). The series covers the adventures of the magical Princess Twilight Sparkle and her trusted dragon assistant Spike.

All the Ponies and Unicorns live in Ponyville located in the enchanted land of Equestria. She shares her adventures with her colorful pony and unicorn friends Her friends include honest Applejack, generous Rarity, kind Fluttershy, loyal Rainbow Dash and fun-loving Pinkie Pie. The series is all about learning the magic that is real friendship. During the run of the show, many unicorn characters were introduced. Here is a partial list of 75 My Little Pont Unicorn Names from the Friendship is Magic TV Series:

Unicorn Names

1.) Twilight Sparkle

2.) Rarity

3.) Bluenote

4.) Bracer Britches

5.) Chancellor Neighsay

6.) Flam

7.) Fleur de Lis

8.) Merry

9.) Mistmane

10.) Moon Dancer

11.) Party Favor

12.) Prince Blueblood

13.) Professor Flintheart

14.) Sable Spirit

15.) Saffron Masala

16.) Sassy Saddles

17.) Shining Armour

18.) King Sombra

19.) Cinnamon Chai

20.) Claude

More Names for Unicorns

21.) Clear Sky

22.) Corlander Cumin

23.) Dandy Granduer

24.) Doctor Horse

25.) Fancy Pants

26.) Fashion Plate

27.) Firelight

28.) Adagio Dazzle

29.) Amethyst Star

30.) Banana Fluff

31.) Berryshine

32.) Bittersweet

33.) Charity Sweetmint

34.) Cherry Spices

35.) Clear Sky

36.) Flim

37.) Hoo’Far

38.) Hoofdini

39.) Jack Pot

40.) Jet Set

41.) Jade Singer

42.) Lilly Lace

43.) First Folio

44.) Sunshine Shimmer

45.) Starlight Glimmer

46.) Tempest Shadow

47.) Comet Tail

48.) Dark Moon

49.) Electric Sky

50.) Fire Streak

51,) Firecracker Burst

52.) Galant True

53.) Golden Delicious

54.) Raven Inkwell

55.) Junebug

56.) Liza Doolots

57.) Magnet Bolt

58.) Mare Do Well

59.) Neon Lights

60.) Party Favor

Naming Ideas

61.) Princess Amore

62.) Radiant Hope

63.) Rainbow Stars

64.) Sea Swirl

65.) Shooting Star

66.) Silver Spanner

67.) Holly Dash

68.) Sugar Belle

69.) Sunburst

70.) Tenderhoof

71.) Trixie

72.) Whoa Nelly

73.) Zesty Gourmand

74.) Radiant Hope

75.) Clear Sky

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Top 20 Unicorn Verses and Sayings

At Greeting Card Poet, we polled our panel of unicorn experts and enthusiasts to come up with the most classic unicorn verses and sayings. We humbly present our magical list:

1.) Wishing you a magical birthday.

2.) Sometimes you just need to feel like a unicorn.

3.) You are like a unicorn, rare, sweet, beautiful, and poop rainbows.

4.) You’re Freaking Magical!

5.) I love you more than unicorns.

6.) You make life sparkle.

7.) Sugar is sweet, lemon is tart, I love you more than a unicorn fart.

8.) How does a unicorn feel about getting older? It’s unreal!

9.) You are a fairy princess rainbow sparkle unicorn.

10.) I wanted to give you a unicorn for Christmas, but it kept breaking through the wrapping paper.

11.) Remember to be yourself unless you can be a party unicorn, then be a party unicorn!

12.) Every time you pick your nose, a unicorn dies.

13.) Go Kick Butt!

14.) Keep Calm and Ride a Unicorn.

15.) Coffee is real magic.

16.) Wishing you rainbows, unicorns, and glitter!

17.) You’re one of kind.

18.) Legendary is your middle name.

19.) You sparkle and you shine!

20.) Do you believe in magic?

Unicorn Background

The legend of the unicorn has existed for centuries and there are versions of the fantastic animal in both Eastern and Western cultures. The Chinese version has existed for thousands of years, it is most often depicted with the body of a deer, the tail of an ox, the hooves of a horse, and a single short horn growing out of the middle of its forehead.

There are five revered colors in China, red, yellow, blue, white and black, but sometimes the image features green scales on the body like a dragon. In Chinese mythology, unicorn were the messengers of important news like the birth of Confucius, the long reign of the Yellow Emperor, the secrets of written language, and many more.

Other Asian Countries have unicorn traditions, in Japan, the unicorn has a shaggy mane and the body of a bull, with a single horn in the middle of its head. The Japanese unicorn could tell if someone was guilty and once that determination was made, the unicorn would pierce the heart of the guilty party with its horn.

The mythological Arabian unicorn had magical qualities and was a good-luck charm against scorpions. It is now believed that the Arabian unicorn was actually an animal called an oryx which had two horns that appeared as one when viewed from the side.

The Western Unicorn

The Western version of the unicorn was first mentioned in the 3^rd century and by the 4^th century, the mythological beast was widespread and popular. Its horn was three colors white at the bottom, black in the middle, and red at the tip. This Greek version of the unicorn was believed to offer protection against poison when the horn was ground into a powder and added to a drink. Aristotle believed the unicorn was a real animal that did not possess magical qualities.

The unicorn myth spread to Europe and by the 1300s, King Robert III incorporated a unicorn into the official seal of Scotland. Often referred to as an alicorn, the creature is often shown flying with beautiful angelic wings. The Western unicorn also had magical powers and the ability to counteract poison. In France, the Kings ate with utensils made from unicorn horns to prevent them from being poisoned.

Medicinal Benefits

These medicinal qualities were in popular culture well into the 1700s. All parts of the unicorn were believed to have benefits, not just the horn. While ground unicorn horn was said to cure fever, plague, epilepsy, rabies, gout, and a host of other ailments, leather from the unicorn was equally valuable. Shoes made of unicorn leather insured healthy legs and feet and a belt made from unicorn leather protected the wearer from the plague and fever. Eating a unicorn’s liver was thought to cure leprosy.

Appearance in Coat of Arms

Unicorns have appeared on the Coat of Arms of Scotland, Hungary, France, Czech Republic. Switzerland, Germany, and the Netherlands. The unicorn we know and picture today in Western culture began to evolve in the 1800s and slowly morphed into the image we see today. Popular in the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s, the unicorn is ubiquitous today because of social media and mass marketing. Long live the unicorn.

Unicorns and Rainbows – What’s the Connection?

As far back as the 1800’s Victorians combine rainbows and unicorns to create a romantic vision of unicorns that still exists to this day. Once rainbows and unicorns were paired, there was no separating them. The LGBTQ community already had a rainbow flag to signify diversity and by displaying it with a unicorn it conveyed that message of the powerful and the possible, the mystical and the magical, the fantastical, and the fabulous.

The rainbow connection also was found in the My Little Pony toy product line, the original and new series of toys both contained versions that had rainbow-colored manes. And the children’s TV series Adventure Time features a character named “Lady Rainicorn” that is literally a combination of a rainbow and a unicorn. Guess the two just go together. 

Are unicorns real?

There are two schools of thought on this theory one is that unicorns are strictly mythological and the second is that the unicorn may be based on misunderstandings of real animals. As mentioned above, the legends about unicorns are numerous and the unicorn has undergone an evolution from the earliest mention of the creature to the somewhat garish version we see today.

The legends include healing and magical powers, the ability to fly, and the skill to discern if someone is telling the truth. Each region and time period added and subtracted to the myth and the flying steed with the rainbow mane and single horn has stayed in our history.

Unicorn Inspirations

There are real animals that may be responsible for the legend of the unicorn. There also may have been a real animal called a unicorn with a single horn that was hunted out of existence for its valued horn. The most obvious misunderstanding would have been a rhinoceros. Single horn sticking out of the head, large animal, but hardly the muscular, svelte animal we picture.

The second possibility is the Aurochs, a large breed of cattle that had two horns, but when drawn or painted from the side, like in cave paintings, looked like a single-horned animal. These cattle had large and muscular builds. Finally, there’s the “unicorn of the sea,” the narwhal. The narwhal is in the porpoise family and features a single horn protruding from the middle of its head. In all likelihood, the narwhal is responsible for the perpetuation of the unicorn myth. Narwhal horns were collected by poachers and sold as unicorn horns for centuries. If the horns were real, unicorns must be real, right? Wrong. 

Unicorn Hair

The look of unicorns has evolved from forest-like animal to fantastic steed with a twisted horn and mane that is all sorts of wild colors. Unicorn hair is hair that is a stand-out pastel or super bright color or even rainbow-colored, but the key is it must be otherworldly, not found in nature a spectrum of colors that are magical.

One company, Lime Crime, makes a line of semi-permanent hair dye and hair color products that are vegan and only use globally sourced ingredients. The dyes are available in an amazing array of “unicorn colors.” What are the unicorn colors?

Unicorn Hair Colors

Gargoyle

Snook

Cloud

Oyster

Salad

Powder

Caramel

Sushi

Frilly

Bunny

Kawaii

Chestnut

Squid

Strawberry Jam

Lipstick

Lime Jello

Sea Witch

Chocolate Cherry

Charcoal

Blue Smoke

Valentine

Anime

Neon Peach

Pony

Dirty Mermaid

Bubblegum Rose

Juicy

The hair colors also come in a line of sprays for that ultra-quick unicorn hair look. What colors do the sprays come in? Here you go:

Star Rose

Dew Drop

Lollipop

Stormy

Petal Mist

Earl Grey

Sweet Tea

Mauve

Taffy 

Unicorns and Children

Kids love unicorns and many children’s books have been written about unicorns. They appeal to children because they are magical, beautiful, colorful, and most of all glittery. Unicorns encourage imaginary play and allow children to take on their personalities and soar in the skies with rainbows.

How to Draw a Unicorn

All of this imagery lends itself well to children coloring and drawing because it is fun to draw rainbows and unicorns. Here are some How to draw a unicorn link.

• easydrawingguides.com
• hellokids.com
• artforkidshum.com

Go to the web site and type unicorn in the search box and you should be good to go.

And this look into the magical world of unicorns ends with this quote. As Lewis Carroll wrote in Through the Looking Glass, “…Well, now that we have seen each other,” said the Unicorn, “If you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.”

— Tim Moodie

While not a true fan of unicorns, Tim Moodie is fascinated by their popularity. His daughter, who is now 30, had a stuffed unicorn when she was growing up. Her friends, in college even adored unicorns and had unicorn pillows, pajamas, and a pool float. Tim never had any unicorn products but was once scared by a Lucky Charms™ commercial that featured a unicorn, rainbow. and the ubiquitous leprechaun. Tim Moodie is a Copywriter and Creative Director. 

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Happy Life Quotations

Nothing can be sweeter than our cute couple quotes to express your affection. If you are a happy couple, you should count your blessings. And, you definitely let your partner know what you think.

Express your positive feelings. Unspoken words are likely the source of as many marriage break-ups as those said.

The perfect pair, the terrific twosome and the dynamic duo are relationships that take some work. A big part of successful relationships is communications. We’re here to help you. Find out what some the bright minds have to say about being a lovely duo. You can learn from these quotations and strengthen your relationship.

Cute Quotes For Couples

1) I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn’t matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.
Julia Roberts

2) If you want a relationship that looks and feels like the most amazing thing on earth, you need to treat it like it is the most amazing thing on earth.
Unknown

3) When I am with you I feel perfect.
Unknown

4) The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung

Funny Couple Quotes

5) If they’re together long enough, every couple has one conversation over and over. This was ours.
Frederick Weisel

6) Those two are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Henny Youngman

7) Unmarried couples should get married — that’s an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.
John Whiting

8) We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Robert Fulghum

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Romance is in the Air

9) The couples that are ‘meant to be’ are the one who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before.
Unknown

10) Every couple has ups and downs, every couple argues, and that’s the thing’you’re a couple, and couples can’t function without trust.
Nicholas Sparks – On Twitter

11) The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Audrey Hepburn

New Relationship Quotes

12) No human relation gives one possession in another―every two souls are absolutely different. In friendship or in love, the two side by side raise hands together to find what one cannot reach alone.
Kahlil Gibran

13) The gods granted us misery, in jealousy over the thought that we two, always together, should enjoy our youth, and then come to the threshold of old age.
Homer

14) No road is long with good company.
Turkish Proverb

15) Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together.
Jacqueline Bisset

16) When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, no one can ever tear them apart.
Unknown

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17) Relationships are eternal. The separation is another chapter in the relationship. Often, letting go of the old form of the relationship becomes a lesson in pure love much deeper than any would have learned had the couple stayed together.
Marianne Williamson

18) A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out, you don’t go and buy a new house. You fix the light bulb.
Unknown

19) Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

20) Great relationships aren’t great because they have no problems. They’re great because both people care enough about the other person to find a way to make it work.
Unknown

21) A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
Unknown

22) You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships every day. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.
Epicurus

23) The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
B. R. Ambedkar

24) Never leave a true relationship for a few faults. Nobody is perfect, nobody is correct, and in the end, affection is always greater than perfection.
Unknown

Cute Couple Quotes For Him

25) On the left side of a strong woman, stands a strong man; he is strengthened by her character.
Ellen J. Barrier

26) People believe that soul mates are two people that were made for one another. I believe that we were made for someone, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they were made for us.
Dominic Riccitello

27) If you would be loved, love, and be loveable.
Benjamin Franklin – Other Great Franklin Quotations

28) Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for.
Unknown

29) I can’t imagine what my life was before. I can’t imagine ever being without you for very long again.
Anna Godbersen

30) I won’t promise to be yours forever, because I won’t live that long. But let me be yours for as long as I live.
Unknown

31) 50% of a great relationship is how you treat someone. The other 50% is having the ability and confidence to communicate the treatment you want in return.
Matthew Hussey

For Her

32) A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Brendan Francis

33) Out of all the things that I do all day, telling you that I love you is the sweetest thing I do. It is my favorite part of the day because you deserve all the love I can give.
Nathan Tweed

34) Forever is a long time. But, I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.
Unknown

35) The royal road to a man’s heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most.
Dale Carnegie

36) Sometimes the only part of my life I’m sure about, is the part I share with you.
Unknown

37) So many of my smiles begin with you.
Unknown

Falling in Love Quotes

38.) Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.
Unknown

39.) Life can be strange – a person who once was a stranger across the room is now the love of your life.
Andy Atticus

40.) Everyone has a love story, but I love ours the best.
Unknown

41.) Spending time with you is so precious and I love every minute that we are together.
Unknown

42.) There are lots of people who can call you by your name but there is only one person who can make it sound so special.
Kim Jarabelo

43.) I want to spend the rest of my life with you beginning today.
Unknown

44.) True love is the feeling that lingers long after the kisses and hugs are gone.
Unknown

7 Ways to use these Cute Relationship Quotes

Here are some ideas on where to use these quotations:

1.) Incorporate one of your favorite quotations from above into a personal, love letter. Take some time, outline what you want to say, and find the right words to express your devotion and love.

2.) If the love of your life’s birthday is on the 15th of the month, send 15 of your favorite sayings to remind him/her of how much you admire and love him/her.

3.) Use one of these quotes as a good morning text if you’re away – or, even if you’re not.

4.) Welcome your significant home from work with a quote that you’ve memorized that has special meaning for the two of you. As you’re handing your sweetheart a favorite beverage, recite the quotation with meaning. But, first start with something like, “I read this quote today and it reminded me of you in so many ways…”. And, then, recite the quote from memory.

5.) Use the quote as a photo caption on Instagram or Facebook for a wedding anniversary or an anniversary of your first date.

6.) Prepare a photo book for your sweetheart’s birthday and include one of your favorite quotations from this page.

7.) On a honey-do list or a grocery list you give your spouse, include one of these sayings in the middle of the list. It’s sure to be a show stopper.

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–Mike O’Halloran

In addition to being a quote curator, Mike is an author, inventor, and entrepreneur. He worked as president of Magnetic Poetry, creators of the ubiquitous refrigerator magnets folks use to create verse in their kitchens.

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Congratulations graduation messages are are words that all grads like to hear. Whether it’s from High School or College, or if someone is completing a degree, or getting an advanced degree, graduating is a big deal. It is an accomplishment to cheer and be proud of.

What’s the appropriate way to congratulate a graduate? Should it be serious or fun or heartfelt and sincere, or warm and encouraging? There are a lot of choices and we’re going to give you even more.

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Short Graduation Sayings

ConGRADulations! – See what I did there?

You proved them wrong! – Way to go.

You made it all the way. Congratulations!

Great job, you did it yourself!

I bet you’re glad that’s over.

So, What’s next?

More Dreams Await!

Take some time to enjoy your accomplishment.

The future is yours!

It’s time to dream big.

Grad Wishes

Very privileged to see you graduate.

Warmest wishes on your future.

Keep pushing ahead!

I see great things for you.

Nothing but potential in you.

Hard Work = Great Results!

Go forth and conquer.

Well-deserved success!

Time to chase the dream.

Knowledge is worth the effort.

Never settle for the path of least resistance.

Have confidence in your ability.

Remain curious, it will keep you young.

Change your vocabulary from I wish to I will.

You have graduated, but your learning continues.

Graduation Greetings from Parents

Congratulations graduate, you are our pride and joy!

Son, you’ve completed your doctorate! May your career soar.

We know you’re ready for your next big adventure. Congratulations!

You’ve made it part way, graduating from High School. Best of luck in College!

Dear Daughter, congrats on your graduation! May all your future dreams come true.

You have two very proud parents who couldn’t be happier about your graduation. Congratulation.

We’re not surprised that you succeeded, we’re just very pleased.

And even though you thought you couldn’t do it, we knew you could!

We love the fact that you’re our child, and now you’re a College graduate too!

As you enjoy your graduation, remember to relax and have a little fun, not too much fun though.

Graduating from High School is an important milestone, and College lies ahead. Good luck!

You’ve graduated and now you’re free. We want you to fly like a bird.

You have made your Mother and I so proud, congratulations, let the celebration begin!

Yes, it’s true we knew you could do it, and you did it! Congratulations.

May your new College degree be the path to great success in your life.

From Grandparents

To our granddaughter, you made it through High School, and we couldn’t be prouder.

We know you have so many possibilities ahead and we know you’ll take advantage of all of them.

Keep us close as you move forward after graduation. We’ll always be there with you.

You have been the best Grandchild and you radiate goodness. Congratulations and keep it up!

We have such a great Grandson, and now we have a College grad. You are the pride of the whole family.

Just because you’ll be away at College doesn’t mean your Grandparents won’t be thinking of you. We love you!

To our Grandchild with the big heart. Congratulations on your big day, you deserve it!

We’re so proud of you, we hope your graduation brings you joy and happiness.

My Grandchild, this is a very special day, it means a lot to all of us, especially to your Grandparents!

To our little one on the big day, congratulations graduate, you did it and we’re so proud!

Wishes for Brother or Sister

When we were growing up, I wasn’t so sure about you, but now that you’ve graduated, I’m impressed.

There is a point in your life when things change, like you, now you’re a graduate and my big Sister!

It seems like just yesterday that you were my little brother (sister), now you’re a big graduate. Congratulations!

This is a giant step in your life, congratulations, now the journey begins.

You have always been the best brother, now you’re the best graduate too, Congrats!

Couldn’t be more proud or happy for my big Sister (Brother). Congratulations Graduate!

I’ve watched you grow up and it’s been amazing. I know you’re ready for more amazing adventures.

You’ve graduated and now you’re considering what to do? Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.

Congratulations brother, I couldn’t be happier and prouder of you. Good Luck!

It always feels good to see a member of our family do well. Congratulations Brother (Sister)!

Do you have any ideas for Congratulations Graduation Messages? Please let us know via the contact page.

For Friend or Neighbor

To my friend, you’ve come a long way and I have faith you’ll go a long way too!

Hey, you graduated, you worked very hard at it and it paid off big time.

We remember when you moved our yard and baby sat our kids and now, you’re a graduate. Time flies…congratulations!

Good luck neighbor. Great job, keep up the good work!

It takes a lot of discipline to make it through school and graduate. Congrats job well done friend.

To a special friend, this is an important day, remember your graduation day always.

Now that you’ve graduated, it’s a great achievement, but nothing compared to where you’ll go.

You have spent four years studying hard and now you’ve graduated. Way to go my friend.

We know you’ve had an impressive career as a student, and we’re sure you’ll be successful at whatever you do next.

You’ve graduated and grown, we remember when you couldn’t even see over our fence. Times change, Congratulations!

Congratulations Graduation Messages Memes

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Getting the chance to wish a new graduate well on their special day is a real privilege and something to be taken seriously. A new graduate can feel overwhelmed with what is in front of him or her and a few words of encouragement from the right person can make all the difference in the world.

— Tim Moodie

Tim has spent many years writing funny greeting cards, coffee mugs, and toilet paper for Recycled Paper Products.  And with kids of his own, he has filled out many a graduation card.

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This collection of this or that questions, although seemingly very easy, may give you pause. Questions like these make you think – sometimes harder than you’d like. Tell yourself: that’s a good thing!

We’ve put together this list of either or questions for you to play at home, in the car or anywhere you find the time.

So, have a go. And remember, there’s no “ties” or I like both equally, or I don’t like either. Make your selection and stick to it. It’s the only way to play. It’s more fun when you explain your answer, and bonus points for anyone who adds a little humor to their responses. Have some fun with these.

Interesting This or That Questions

1. Apple or banana?
2. Pancakes or waffles?
3. Mac or PC?
4. Coke or Pepsi?
5. Spring or Fall?
6. Snow or rain?
7. Flip Flops or high heels?
8. Chocolate or vanilla?
9. Coffee or tea?
10. French fries or sweet potato fries?
11. Lipstick or eyeliner?
    

    
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12. Motorcycle or sports car?
13. Flight or train?
14. Wine or beer?
15. Piercing or tattoo?
16. Dogs or cats?
17. Netflix or Hulu?
18. Cherries or grapes?
19. Bath or shower?
20. Phone call or text message?
21. Strawberries or raspberries?
22. Vegetables or fruit?
23. TV or book?
24. Instagram or Facebook?
25. Scrambled eggs or sunny side up?
26. Spongebob or Patrick?
27. Roses or sunflowers?
28. Karaoke or carnival?
29. Bowling or pool?
30. New Year’s Eve or Halloween?
31. Harry Potter or Twilight?
32. Puppies or babies?
33. Marvel or DC comics?
34. Spiderman or batman?
35. Guitar or piano?
    

    
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36. Acoustic or electric?
37. Hat or sunglasses?
38. Sweet or spicy?
39. McDonald’s or KFC?
40. Cheeseburger or taco?
41. Apple pie or pumpkin pie?
42. Cookies or cake?
43. Beyoncé or Shakira?
44. Jay Z or Kanye West?
45. Day or night?
46. Rap or country music?
47. Opera or metal music?
48. Romantic or horror movie?
49. Reading or writing?
50. Sky diving or bungee jumping?
51. Phone or computer?
52. Fairies or wizards?
53. Invisibility or flying?
54. Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead?
55. Beach or Mountains?
56. Sunsets or sunrises?
57. Musical or play?
58. Chips or ice cream?
59. Oscars or Grammys?
60. Cards or board games?
    

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61. New York City or Paris?
62. Backpacking around Europe or South East Asia?
63. Blue or red?
64. Sun or moon?
65. Scuba diving or hiking up a mountain?
66. Skiing or snowboarding?
67. Nature or city getaway?
68. Chicken or steak?
69. Bagels or baguettes?
70. Funny or intelligent?
71. Posh or funky?
72. Chinese or Japanese food?
73. Dancing or singing?
74. Queen or the Beatles?
75. Pop or indie music?
76. Rock or hip-hop music?
77. Hot or cold temperature?
78. Working alone or in a team?
79. Machu Picchu or Taj Mahal?
80. Great Wall of China or the Roman Colosseum?
    

    Coke or Pepsi Questions

81. Abs or arms?
82. Younger or older?
83. Jeans or dress?
84. International vacation or new phone?
85. Hot coffee or iced coffee?
86. Road trip or cruise?
87. Football or basketball?
88. Ping Pong or pool?
89. Boxers or briefs?
90. Curly or straight hair?
91. Bicycle or walking?
92. More money or free time?
93. Could only live with photos and camera or music?
94. Flowers or Chocolate?
95. Cooking at home or dining at restaurant?
96. Backpacking at hostels for 3 weeks or staying at a resort for a week?
97. Lifetime of free clothing or free flights?
98. Music concert or comedy show?
99. Brunch or dinner?
100. Teacher or doctor?
     

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101. Butterflies or bats?
102. Flowers or trees?
103. Movie popcorn or candy?
104. Hiking or swimming?
105. Making snowmen or having a snowball fight?
106. Juice or smoothie?
107. Math or science?
108. Be fluent in Mandarin or French?
109. Shorts or pants?
110. Gum or mints?
111. Poker or Spoons?
112. Thai food or Indian food?
113. Ketchup or Mustard?
114. Orange juice or apple juice?
115. Malt or shake?
116. Going on a spaceship or submarine?
117. Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake?
118. American Idol or America’s Got Talent?
119. Friends or The Office?
120. Dessert or fruit?
121. Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics?
122. Spotify or iTunes?
123. Going out or staying in for the night?
124. Friday or Sunday?
125. Manicure or pedicure?
     

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126. Skittles or M&Ms?
127. Pretzels or nachos?
128. Ribs or wings?
129. Margarita or Pina Colada?
130. Peanuts or Almonds?
131. Reality TV shows or gameshows?
132. Drawing or Painting?
133. Garden or hot tub?
134. College or professional sports?
135. Golf or hockey?
136. Ketchup or salsa?
137. Hunting or fishing?
138. Lake or river?
139. Checkers or chess?
140. Cardio or weightlifting?
141. Purple or orange?
142. Mexico or Canada?
143. Hong Kong or Tokyo?
144. Freckles or dimples?
145. Glasses or contacts?
146. Ginger or Mary Ann?
147. Money or fame?
148. Kisses or hugs?
149. A maid or cook?
150. Personal trainer or masseuse?
151. Pet fish or snake?
152. Surprise party or costume party?
153. Have taste or smell?
154. Mermaids or unicorns?
155. Ninjas or pirates?
156. Night owl or early riser?
157. Paper or plastic?

— Brenna O’Halloran

When Brenna is not writing game questions, she may be writing test questions for her class. Brenna works full-time as a high school English teacher in Trang, Thailand.

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Looking for some funny beach Instagram captions? We’ve got you covered like SPF 50.

Everyone enjoys a day at the beach. The sun, the sand, the seagulls trying to take your food — it’s practically paradise. And your gang loves to take selfies and pose for photos in all kinds of compromising positions. So, with tongue firmly in cheek, here are a bunch of beachy captions for instagram or your other photos, too.

Try to find captions that best describe the situation and the way you feel. Now you don’t have to worry about coming up with a witty caption, just a great photo. So, relax and enjoy the beach, and have fun picking out some funny lines.

Best Beach Captions

Gone to the Beach; Be Back Never.

And isn’t this the sentiment we all share after a great beach vacation? Who would ever want it to end?

Seas the Day.

Quick and to the point, when you’re escaping a cold winter elsewhere, you need to double-time your beach time. Plus, this is a play-on-words of the old Latin phrase, “Carpe Diem.”

Beach you to it.

One of those great beach instagram captions that is catchy and presents the perfect opportunity to showcase a beautiful photograph.

BEACH: Best Escape Anyone Can Have.

Sunny holidays remind us of previous outings to great beach locales. Is it an escape from the hustle of work and busy schedules? You bet it is!

The beach is my happy place.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this, I wouldn’t be writing text on this page. You know what the writer means — it’s relaxing and fun to spend a day in the sun.

Shell we dance?

Any type of pun is fair game for a beach caption. This one just happens to work particularly well.

Life is better with a little sand between your toes.

Have you ever noticed that you don’t have to coax kids to go to the beach? It seems virtually everyone, from day day one, loves the feeling of being in water, sand, and the sun.

Ever met an unhappy clam?

You know the saying, “Happy as a clam.” Well, where to clams live?

Beach Instagram Captions

Are you squidding me?

Beach Rebel: Swimming before waiting an hour.

Love the beach, can I be any more Pacific?

Mahalo to the beach gods.

Here’s the crew, live in the sunshine.

I love you to the beach and back.

Take only memories; leave only footprints.

A nice swim in the sea followed by a nap on the beach…heavenly.

Announce to all of social media, you are the queen (king) of the beach!

Beach vacation means relaxation.

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Beach Hashtags

Somewhere beyond the sea.

Let it snow elsewhere.

#aquaholic

Beach time is party time.

#youlookfishy

#aloha

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Island Captions

Because sometimes you just need a beach day.

Catch the beaches one wave at a time.

The shady side of the beach is like the dark side of the moon.

A summer day at the beach is like a slice of heaven.

Let’s take a deep dive at the beach.

I just don’t feel like myself when I’m not at the beach.

There’s nothing better than a sunrise at the beach.

Bouy, is this a nice beach!

How many beaches does it take to make you happy? One.

Dear beach, never change.

I’m happiest when I’m at the beach, notice smile.

I thought I knew true bliss, then I saw the sign, this way to the beach,

A house on the beach is better than two on the hill.

You’ll worry less at the beach.

If I lived on the beach, I’d be living in heaven.

Beach + Relax = Happy

It’s cocktail hour on beach time.

You can’t find a better life than at the beach.

You’ll find it at the beach.

Fun in the Sun

The beach will tide you over.

High tides, low tides, fun times, repeat.

The time spent at the beach is the best time spent.

At the beach we dream in one color…blue.

Sea you at the beach.

Catch a wave and ride it to the beach.

A beach, a beer, and a buoy, triple threat.

Sand under my feet, sea air in my hair, the sun in my face, doesn’t get any better that.

At the beach, I feel free.

Beach life is the best life.

Funny Beach Captions

Friends don’t let friends swim alone.

Sorry, I’m octupied.

Just remember a pineapple a day keeps the clouds away.

I’ve never met a palm tree I didn’t like.

Water you doing?

Avoid pier pressure.

Girls just wanna have sun.

I wish they made a chewable Vitamin sea.

Sea the beaches, be the beaches.

I’m on the sand with my beaches.

I got a call on this shell, it’s for you.

All you need is beach.

Party like a beach bum.

I can sea clearly now.

Why no, I’m not an adult, why do you ask? The water wings?

I gotta admit, this day is beachin’.

The hills are alive with the sound of crashing waves, my kind of music.

Don’t worry, be salty.

Clever Sayings

A pocket full of shells is better than a pocket full of coins.

Put all the great beaches in the world in one place, what a great place that would be.

The beach is like a smile, it goes a long way to make you feel good.

I need to get away for a couple of waves.

If I’m laying under a palm, I’m calm.

A beach by any other name would still be a beach. Sigh.

Two beaches equal a double dip.

Don’t let the waves go to your head.

I had a sandwich for you but a pelican took it.

My idea of exercise is laying on the beach.

A good beach on a sunny day is better and cheaper than a therapist.

Funny, you don’t look like a beach bum.

It’s more than just water, it’s a wave at the beach.

Sea air is aroma therapy.

The sun makes me smile, but the beach makes me laugh.

If a beach could talk, I bet it would say, “you’re welcome.”

I’m Jonesin’ for some beach.

Wave, after wave, after wave, I think they’re trying to tell me something.

Cute Beach Sayings

You’re one mermaid I wouldn’t throw back.

I love you more than my favorite beach.

The tide comes and the tide goes, but true friends stay.

You are sun kissed and beach missed.

Meet me at high tide, my beautiful bride.

I love you the most, coast to coast.

There may be more fish in the sea, but you’re all I sea.

Stay away from the shade.

Can you say good times and tan lines.

You look like someone who loves the beach.

A beach is full of love and laughter.

Everybody’s gone surfin’, not really, they’re all laying on the beach.

May the waves wash all your cares away.

Ocean, Sand, and Sea Captions

I love the feel of the sand in my toes and the sun on my nose.

A beautiful shell has nothing on you.

Tans may come and go, but good friends won’t fade away.

Just a bunch of beach bums, nothing to sea here, move along.

I saw the beach, it was love at first sight.

I’ve got my toes buried in the sand and a drink buried in my hand.

I’ll follow you to the beach forever.

I stared at the waves, now I’m hypnotized.

If I can sea the ocean, I must be close to happiness.

I find myself every time I go to the beach.

A beach holiday is the best holiday.

Nothing beats a beach.

You feel most alive when you’re at the beach.

I’m a beach baby.

A wave a day keeps the frowns away.

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A beach face is the best face.

My family tree is a palm.

The favorite end of my journey is always a beach.

I’d follow you anywhere, but especially to the beach.

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The beach is a state of mind, and I want to move there.

A sunny day keeps the worry away.

I may be at a distance, but never far in my heart, enjoying the beach.

It’s true, you need to wait 20 minutes after eating or you get cramps. Here I am cramping up.

True friends are like good beaches, they keep you relaxed and happy.

The beach is the great equalizer, everyone is virtually naked and feeling no pain.

You are one lucky sun of a beach.

You’re wild beach hair is from wild beach air.

Sea you on the flip flop side.

Salt water got her.

I know this palm like the back of my hand.

Hmmm…which would you choose heaven or shell?

I haven’t sea-n you in a long time, funny to run in to you at the beach.

A palm in the hand is worth two on the beach.

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You can always be a kid on the beach, no matter your age.

Believe in the power of the beach.

May the beach be with you.

Toes in the blue water, head in the blue sky.

Beach bum, ski bum, big difference.

Not being barefoot on the beach is like wearing formal attire to McDonalds™.

Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop. Just walking down the beach.

Would you like salt with that beach?

My other phone is a sea shell.

Namaste, stay all day at the beach.

The waves and the wind are my music.

When I close my eyes, I see the beach.

I hope a current carries me to you.

I always wanted to be a beach buoy.

A river always flows to the ocean because it misses the beach.

I’m making an 80 degree turn to the beach.

The longer I spend at the beach, the longer I want to stay.

— Tim Moodie

When Tim Moodie isn’t a copywriting or creative directing, you might find him at a beach in Hawaii.  He has spent many years writing funny greeting cards, coffee mugs, toilet paper, and copy for novelty gifts including the box copy for the Jesse Ventura dolls.

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73 Love Text Messages

A read through these crush quotes might stir some memories, encourage some empathy, or reflect some thoughts that you can totally relate to.

Maybe there’s a person in your life that you can’t stop thinking about? You know, the person who gives you the butterflies every time you see ’em. The person that always makes you smile. You know: your crush.

57 Crush Quotes: The Definitive List When You’re Madly In Love

Most everyone knows the different feelings associated with having a crush on someone. You feel like you’re madly in love, but sometimes, the other person might not be there yet. Other times it might be considered an infatuation or a short term obsession.

Frequently, the passion is just as strong as long-term relationship. The following quotes on having a crush will bring some of your feelings to life. And some these you might want to share with the one you love.

7 billion smiles and yours is my favorite.

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Walt Whitman

You have bewitched my body and soul.
Jane Austen

All I have is hope, and you are giving me so much to hope for.

I want you to want me.
Cheap Trick (Isn’t this the essence of all crush quotes?)

I’m afraid to lose you and you’re not even mine.
Drake

You are my favorite daydream.

You are someone worth waiting for.

Everything is going to be alright. I think I just met my wife.
John Legend

Being in love with you makes every day an interesting one.

I balled my hands into fists and forced myself to stop thinking about him. It didn’t work.
Teodora Kostova

If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Herman Hesse

I saw you for like 5 seconds and it made my day.

It’s nice to have a crush on someone. It feels like you’re alive, you know?
Scarlett Johansson

All I want is for you to feel the same way about me that I feel about you.

I think about you a little more than I should.

If you let me love you, I’m sure to love you all the way.
Frank Sinatra

You had me at “Hello.”
Dorothy Boyd from the movie Jerry Maguire

Since you’ve been around I smile a lot more than I used to.

It’s like I’m thirteen again and he’s my crush. All I’m aware of in this entire roomful of people is him. Where he is, what he’s doing, who he’s talking to.
Sophie Kinsella

All I really want is to hold you tight, treat you right, [and] be with you day and night.
Britney Spears

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He talks about you like you placed the stars in the sky.

I’m not going to make a big deal about a few tummy flutters because…dead people, old people, even furniture would get butterflies if they met this guy.
Anne Eliot

Oh please say to me you’ll let me be your man; And please say to me, you’ll let me hold your hand.
The Beatles

Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless!

Do you know what it’s like to like someone so much you can’t stand it and know that they’ll never feel the same way?
Jenny Han

Some crushes just never went away. They built, instead, into something permanent, obsessive and all consuming.
Maya Banks (Maybe a secret crush?)

Sometimes I just can’t ignore the way I feel when I see you smile.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
Oscar Wilde

You know why they call it a crush because that’s how you feel when they don’t feel the same way in return.
(Of the sad crush quotes genre, you can almost feel the pain of the author.)

Is your name, “WIFI”? Because, I’m feeling the connection.

If you could see that I’m the one that understands you, been here all along so why can’t you see you belong with me.
Taylor Swift

I’m so into you.
Ariana Grande

Talking to someone you have a crush on is as scary as fighting a super-villain.

Jon Watts

Every word you’ve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.
Crystal Woods

She’s a walkin’, talkin’ reason to live.
Bruce Springsteen

When they say to make a wish, you are the first thing that I think about.

I wish that I could stop thinking about you, but it is impossible to get you out of my mind lately.

Every time we touch I get this feeling.
Cascada

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

Andre Breton’s take, another of the quotes about your crush, reflects how being in love is revealing for both parties.

Every text session my crush introduce me with a new quality in her crush, and trust me it’s crushing my emotions!
Akansh Malik

Cause I’m trying and trying to walk away, but I know this crush ain’t goin’ away.
David Archuleta (One of those quotes about having a crush that everyone can relate to)

We are all fools in love.

Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice is the source of this crush quote that shows the universality of falling in love.

And it’s a little different with every guy, so it’s kind of hard to generalize—but if I had to describe the feeling of a crush, I’d say this: you just finished running a mile, and you have to throw up, and you’re starving, but no food seems appealing, and your brain becomes fog, and you also have to pee. It’s this close to intolerable. But I like it.
Becky Albertalli

A single text from you can change my mood in a second.

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Just thinking about you brings a smile to face, a twinkle to my eye, and a skipped beat to my heart.

One of those cute crush quotes for him was written by Ash Sweeney. It reflects the fact that live just seems to be a little better when there’s someone in your life that you think the world of.

It’s hard to believe that I think about you nearly every second of the day, but I do.

Thank you for reminding me of what butterflies feel like.

In a crowded room, my eyes always search for you.

You + me = Awesome!

When I met you, I found me.

When you’re in the room, my heart beats faster than it should.

You have bewitched my body and soul.

Jane Austen

You’re the first and last thought for me everyday.

You are the best part of my day.

You’re cooler than a secret handshake.

Do you realize how beautiful you are?

I’ll never finish falling in love with you.

–Mike O’Halloran

In addition to being a curator of quotes, Mike is an author, inventor, and entrepreneur. He worked as president of Magnetic Poetry, creators of the ubiquitous refrigerator magnets folks use to create verse in their kitchens.

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