National Knock-Knock Jokes Day
National Knock-Knock Jokes Day is observed every year to spread happiness and laughter.
These jokes have been around for around a century now. They can also be molded to include any theme, making them one of the most versatile and fun joke forms. Read on to learn all about them!
When is National Knock-Knock Jokes Day?
National Knock-Knock Jokes Day is celebrated on October 31 every year.
FAQs
The frequently asked questions below will help you out with your questions.
When were knock-knock jokes invented?
The first-ever recorded knock-knock joke ever was said in 1929. Then, a child thumped a stick on the ground and said, “Knock knock. Who’s there? Buff. What says Buff? Buff says Buff to all his men, and I say Buff to you.”
Later, in 1934, the knock-knock joke format began to be used in newspaper columns quite often, increasing in popularity. By the 1970s, this type of joke had become an integral part of Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In show. Now, this is often the first kind of joke a kid hears.
How should I observe National Knock Knock Jokes Day?
You should begin the day by telling a few knock-knock jokes to your friend. This will help spread laughter and cheer, which is the purpose of the day. Then, you might hold a little get-together with your family and invent new jokes or tell some classic old ones. This will also be a better way to spend quality time with your family.
You may also arrange a little competition for jokes-writing. Finally, you can read through some jokes compilations or post some jokes on social media with hashtags given later in this article.
Fun Facts
Initially, in the 20th Century, the critics were against the use of knock-knock jokes.
A famous stand-up comedian, Melissa Douty, confessed that her career began with a knock-knock joke.
The jokes were initially labeled as “Do you know jokes.” The name later evolved into “knock-knock jokes.”
Even Amazon has an array of books simply listing the different kinds of knock-knock jokes.
Telling a knock-knock joke is often considered the perfect form of an icebreaker.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
Knock! Knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
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Funny Ones
Knock! Knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo, you think you are, asking all these questions?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie, thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock! Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena, a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal, will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Hilarious
Knock! Knock.
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig or an owl?!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wa.
Wa who?
What are you so excited about?!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Knock Knock Jokes About School
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Schnauzer.
Schnauzer who?
Schnauzer (so how’s your) homework coming?
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah, never mind. It’s a pointless joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona brand new school bag!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE… C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P… etc.
Reading and Writing Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, school’s almost over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur, any pens in your pocket?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita book, you might learn something!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is? Study harder!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s “from whom”!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sty.
Sty who?
Sty home from school if you feel ill.
Knock Knock Food Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock! Knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you know how fine you look right now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tomatoes.
Tomatoes who?
Tomatoes don’t have last names, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Funny Food Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice-cream soda.
Ice-cream soda who?
Ice-Scream soda the whole world can hear me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean along time waiting for you to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
There’s muffin the matter with me. I’m doing fine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split, so ice creamed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carry fruits and veggies to work.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella — it looks like it’s gonna rain.
Fruits and Vegetables
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah me some of those oranges; I’m starving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin, time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kale!
Kale who?
Obviously, you have time to kale.
Knock Knock Animal Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caterpillar.
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Funniest Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go roar!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s fragile.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!
Animal Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yak!
Yak who?
Actually, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig of the litter. (Pick)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sloth!
Sloth who?
I sloth my phone or else I would’ve called. (Lost)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese!
Geese who?
Geese what am I going to do if you don’t open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Bat!
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never guess!
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