Your presents requested! I already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy. You don’t want cake; you knead cake! It’s really a piece of cake to come up with birthday puns for kids.
If you’ve ever had the chance to celebrate a birthday party with a bunch of kids, you know it can be a lot of fun. You get to see your friends and family members, eat some good food, play games, and maybe even do some singing!
But if there’s one thing that kids love more than anything else, it’s sharing a laugh or two. So why not combine the two? That’s right—it’s time to throw a birthday party full of puns.
And don’t worry if you’re not much of a jokester: we’ve got plenty of ideas to make your next birthday party (or any other kid-friendly event) even funnier!
Best Birthday Puns for Kids
1.)Why can you have all the ice cream you want?
It’s sherbet day!
2.) How do you throw a birthday party in space?
3.) How do pickles feel about their birthdays?
They relish them.
4.) What is a tornado’s favorite birthday party game?
5.) What has icing, a cherry on top, and four wheels?
A birthday cake. I lied about the wheels.
6.) What did the pirate say on his 80thbirthday?
7.) What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Expand your pun knowledge with these animal puns.
8.) Why did the fish wear a bow tie on his birthday?
He wanted to look so-fish-ticated.
9.) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh on his birthday?
Ten tickles! (tentacles)
10.) Why do some folks get heartburn whenever they have a birthday cake?
They forget to take off the candles.
Funny Puns About Birthdays
11.) Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
12.) Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?
No, he was stuffed.
13.) What did the snowman want on his cake?
14.) Why don’t owls give each other birthday presents?
They don’t give a hoot!
15.) What goes up but never comes down?
16.) Why are birthdays good for you?
People who have the most birthdays live the longest.
17.) What did one crustacean say to the other on his birthday?
Have a crab-u-lous day!
18.) What’s the only kind of cake left when you’re the last one to arrive at the party?
Choco-late cake! You might also enjoy our donuts and pizza puns.
19.) Why did the cupcake cross the road?
It had muffin else to do!
20.) How do you know when you’re getting too old?
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
21.) What did the cake say to the ice cream?
Good Birthday Puns for Kids
22.) Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?
It was feeling crumbly.
23.) How do pickles celebrate their birthday?
They relish it.
24.) What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
They take the cake!
25.) What did the cow want for her Birthday?
A trip to the moo-vies!
26.) Did you hear about the big birthday candle sale?
It was a blowout.
27.) What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?
Nothing, it just waved.
28.) What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?
They only get to celebrate them in leap years.
29.) What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.
30.) What did the cake say to the fork?
You wanna piece of me?
What’s all the buzz about? Our bee puns are the talk of the town.
Hilarious Birthday Puns for Kids
31.) What did the King of the Underworld say when Zeus gave him boring socks for his birthday?
I Hades (hate this)!
32.) What did the elephant want for its birthday?
A trunk full of gifts.
33.) What do you give a 3100 lb. rhino for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you better hope he likes it.
34.) If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and ten cupcakes in the other, what do you have?
35.) What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey (I’m eighty).
36.) What’s an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
37.) What does a broken plate say when it gets her cupcake?
“Is this GLUE-ten free?”
38.) What did the cake say to the donut?
You’re looking glazed over.
Clever Play On Words
40.) What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
41.) Why did the boy toss his cake across the room?
Because he wanted to throw a party!
42.) What happens if no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it, too.
43.) What do frogs drink at their birthday parties?
44.) What should you wish an otter on its birthday?
Have an otterly fantastic birthday!
45.) How does a cat celebrate its birthday?
By turning up the mewsic.
46.) What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Dinner’s on me!”
47.) What song do you sing to a Snowman on his birthday?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow…”
48.) What does a turtle do on its birthday?
Silly Birthday Puns for Kids
49.) What kind of cake do ghosts like?
I Scream Cake.
50.) What did the fish say to the birthday girl?
“I hope your party goes swimmingly!”
51.) What happens when your dad chugs eight sodas at your birthday party?
He burps 7-Up.
52.) How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for his birthday?
He felt his presents.
53.) What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?
He made a swish.
54.) What do you say to a female sheep on her birthday?
Happy birthday to ewe!
55.) Why was the birthday cake so hard?
It was a marble cake!
56.) What did the doctor say to the patient who gets heartburn?
Take out the candles before eating.
57.) What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
58.) Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?
No, they both burn shorter.
Punny Birthday Cake Jokes
59.) Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
60.) What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?
A stomach ache.
61.) Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
62.) What kind of cake do you eat if you are sick on your birthday?
Cough-fee cake (coffee cake).
63.) What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
64.) How do cats bake cake?
65.) Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
66.) What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Cake and mice cream.
67.) Why did the robber break into the bakery?
She heard the cakes were rich.
Birthday Decorations Puns
68.) Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are too focused on the present.
69.) What did one candle say to the other at the end of the birthday party?
I’m feeling a little burned out after that party!
70.) What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
Stick with me; we’re going places!
71.) Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
72.) What’s the cleanest type of birthday party joke?
One that’s a soap-prise (surprise).
73.) What do you call a bunch of balloons in the bathroom?
A birthday potty.
74.) What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?
75.) What did one candle say to the other?
Don’t birthdays burn you out?
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
76.) Knock Knock!
Well, Gus who?
Gus how old I am today!
77.) Knock knock!
Uh, Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?
78.) Knock Knock!
Well, Jimmy who?
Jimmy some ice cream and cake! I’m starving!
Uh, Justin who?
Justin time for the party!
Um, Les who?
81.) Knock knock!
Well, Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Um, Juan who?
Juan to wish you a happy birthday!
Um, Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
84.) Knock, knock.
Um, Osborn who?
Osborn today – and wish me a happy birthday!
85.) Knock knock!
Uh, Donut who?
Donut ask me — I just got here.
86.) Knock, knock!
Well, Omar who?
Well, Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!
Birthday Puns Sayings for Kids
87.) I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast.
88.) Some only dream of big cakes. Others bake it happen.
89.) So, you’re spaghetting older…
90.) Happy belated birthday! Butter late than never.
91.) You know what they say about more candles…a bigger wish!
92.) You feta have a…gouda birthday.
93.) Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.
94.) Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.
95.) I got you a card. It’s the Ace of Spades.
96.) You’re old, but I do not carrot all.
97.) Dim sum-body say it’s your birthday?
98.) It is your birthday—you batter believe it!
Funnies Birthday Jokes
99.) Did you hear about the tree’s birthday celebration?
It was really sappy.
100.) What’s the best thing to say to a cheese-lover on their birthday?
101.) What should you say to a crocodile on his birthday?
102.) What did the mama say to her baby on his birthday?
103.) What year is your birthday?
104.) What did the dancer say to her classmate?
105.) Why do cats love birthdays?
They love to purr-ty.
106.) What do clams like to do on their birthdays?
107.) What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
108.) Why do your relatives never forget a birthday?
Age is a relative thing.
109.) What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?
Hey, what’s eating you?
110.) Why do candles always go on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
111.) When is a golf ball like a birthday cake?
When it’s sliced.
112.) What do George Washington, Christopher Columbus, and Abraham Lincoln have in common?
They were all born on holidays.
113.) Why did the boy wear a tuxedo on his birthday?
So he would have a great presence.
114.) How do you celebrate Moby Dick’s birthday?
By throwing a whale of a party!
115.) What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
116.) What do you buy a bird hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant.
117.) What is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that’s not eaten!
I hope you enjoy your next birthday party and you’re not afraid to try out a few puns with your friends and family. Just cake it easy and start singing “Slice, slice, baby” like Vanilla Ice when they start cutting the cake.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet. He has co-written four books on kids’ trivia.
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