Buzzworthy Bee Puns To Spread Like Pollen

Funny bee puns never go out of style. As luck would hive it, we have an awesome collection of good bee puns and jokes. So please allow us to (bees) wax poetic on these amazing honey makers.

We’re not pollen your leg here. We were as busy as bees buzzing around to come up with all of these favorites. We think they’re as sweet as honey and the bee’s knees! Truth bee told, we’re a little biased.

If you want to throw a bee-related party, the bee captions and jokes below might be the nectar you desire. Now, it’s time for us to fly and let you dig in. So, well, buzz off! (written with all due respect).

Best Bee Puns

Here are our panel’s favorite bee puns.

What do bees say when they return to the hive?
Honey, I’m home.

What do you call a beehive with no exits?

Where does a bee sit?
On its bee-hind.

What would a bear be without b’s?
Just ears.

Why do bees hum?
They forgot the words.

What happens when a bee moves to a new hive?
They get a house-swarming party.

What did the bee say about the practical joke?
You have to be pollen my leg.

What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?
A Maybe.

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Good Bee Jokes

What is a swarm of Queen Bees called?
The Royal We.

Did you hear about the bee that was hard to understand?
He was a mumble bee.

What does a bee’s Valentine’s card say?
Honey Bee Mine.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a bee?
A bah-humbug.

What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser?
A crybabe-bee.

What do you get when you cross a bee with a doorbell?
A humdinger.

When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye?
Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
It had hives.

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow-jackets.

What did the shop owner tell the customer who ordered five bees and was given six?
The last one is a free-bee.

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Where does a bee sit joke

Sayings About Bees

Which song did the whole behive enjoy the most from the British Invasion?
The Bee-tles’ “Let It Bee.”

Why did the hive enjoy Shakespeare?
They loved the “To Bee or Not to Bee” line.

What bee is good for your health?
Vitamin B.

Did you hear about the Scrabble player who pulled one letter out of the bag and didn’t’ play it?
Yes, he’s a beekeeper.

What do you call a bee having a bad hair day?
A Frisbee.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?

What did the bee say to his friend who landed on the same flower?
Buzz off!

What do you call a bee that is a sore loser?
A cry ba-bee.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark-hives.

What type of bee runs for the mayor of the hive?
A pollentician.

What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Its stinger.

What kind of bees live in graveyards?

What kind of bees is the smartest?
Spelling Bees.

What bee went into space?
Buzz Aldrin.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Honey Meme

Honey I'm home meme

Funny Bee Puns

Why couldn’t the bee come out and play?
He was too buzzy.

What was the beekeeper’s protest song called?
Give Bees A Chance.

What did the queen bee say to the worker bees?
Time is honey.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.

What did the bee in the sauna say to his friends?
Swarm in here.

What’s a bee’s favorite pop group?
The BeeGees.

Did you hear about the Queen Bee who asked 10 bees to get her some honey?
But no bee-in-ten-did.

What kind of guns do drones use?
BeeBee guns.

How do bees brush their hair?
With a honeycomb.

How do bee children get to school?
They take the school buzz.

What do you call a pretentious wasp?

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Time is Honey joke


What do you call a bee on weightwatchers?

What flowers do bees love?

What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
A buzz cut.

What did the bee mother say to her naughty child?
Bee-hive yourself.

What’s the bee’s favorite SUV?
The Hum-Bee.

Who is a bee’s favorite singer?

How did the beekeeper alert guests to be careful around the hives?
He put up a sign that said, “Bee-Ware.”

What was the bee’s favorite type of gum?

Who protects the Queen Bee?
Her hub-bee.

What’s a bee’s favorite part of a relationship?
The Honeymoon.

What did the doctor bee say to the patient bee?
You’re going bee okay.

How did bees learn to make honey?
They winged it.

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.

What’s a working bee’s motto?
Work hard and stay bumble.

What’s a bee’s favorite sport?

Was the bee’s home quiet?
No, it was a hive of activity.


Why did the bee family seem so secretive?
They kept telling others to mind their own beeswax.

How did the man learn he was allergic to bees?
He broke into hives.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.

What did the husband bee set time aside for on Saturday?
The Honey-Do List.

Besides eating honey, what do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

When my girlfriend came over covered in honey and stings,
I knew she was a keeper.

Did you hear about the guy who said if his insurance salesman manager position didn’t work out he was going to be a honey farmer?
Yes, it was his Plan B.

What do bees use to build roads?

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Why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honey Bee.
Uh, Honey Bee who?
Honey Bee a sweetie and bring me a sandwich.

What did the bear say to the bees?
Your honey or your life?

What was the bee’s favorite TV channel?
The Bee Bee C.

What do you bring to go bee watching?

What grades did the students get on their honey project?
Mostly Bees.

What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.

What do bees use for energy?
Flower Power.

Short Bee Puns


Queen Bee.

Bee all that you can bee!

Honey, I’m home.

Just heard the buzz

Bee Mine Always.

Bee kind.

Give you a buzz.

The Bees Knees!

Meant to bee.

As busy as a bee.

A taste of honey is worst than none at all.

Stay Bumble.

The latest buzz.

As sweet as honey.

Don’t worry, be happy.

Bee the change.

Oh, Honey!

Born to buzz.

Truth bee-told.

Make a beeline.

You do you, I bee bee.

Thanks for beeing a friend.

Bee yourself.

Bee One Liners

A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.

A bee’s favorite novel Is The Great Gats-bee.

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee.

The bee that resides in America is called a USB.

Little bees take the school buzz to get to school.

Bee puns are good for your health; they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee.

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

Bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees.

The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.

Bee Puns that Sting

Where do worker bees go on vacation.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.

What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
It’s on the sylla-buzz.

What do you call a bee with messy hair?
A frizz-bee.

Who’s a bee’s favorite painter?
Pablo Bee-casso.

What is the most common blood type for bees?
Bee positive.

Un bee-lievable Puns

What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
A bee-gonia.

What Do Bees Like With Their Sushi?

Which bee gives you a second chance?
Plan Bee.

What did the businesswoman say?
We’re in bees-ness now!

What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?
A hum-dinger.

Who’s a Bee’s Favorite Singer?

What Beatles song did all the bees love?
Let it Bee.

Bee Puns for Kids

What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.

What did the mummy bee call her baby?
My little hum-bug.

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

What’s the one thing bees never forget to bring to the beach?

What’s a bee’s favorite kind of candy?
Bumble gum.

What did the bee bank robber said to the tellers?
Your honey or your life.

Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.

I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees.
But the cashier gave me 13 – he said it was a free bee.

Silly Bee Puns

Why do bees do so well in job interviews?
Because they know all the good buzzwords.

A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.

Bees love the honeymoon part of their relationships more than anything else.

What did the bee girlfriend say in return?
Hive never felt this way bee-fore.

What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser?
A cry bay-bee.

What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee?
It gets a royal pardon.

Female bees have a particular love for ru-bee rings.

The talkative bee earned a reputation as being a blab-bee.

You must take care of bees because you’re definitely a keeper.

Bee Captions

On occasion, you might want to post a photo of bees or honey. These catchy bee captions can assist that effort. You can also use these for party invites, notes, and signs.

Honey, Bee Good.

Have a bee-utiful day!


No money, no honey.

Don’t be a hater; save the pollinator.

Honey catches more flies than vinegar.

Honey cart.

Call me Queen.

Sweet as can Bee.

Let’s Agree to Save the Bee.

Land of milk and honey.

Let’s get ready to bumble.

Hometown honey.

Plan Bee.

Bee yourself, everyone else is already taken.

Love and bee loved.

If it’s going to bee, it starts with me.

Bee on the lookout.

The birds and the bees.

Buzzing by to say…

Bee Grateful.

You two created quite the buzz.

Honey meme

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Busy bees.


Only the Queen Bee sits on a throne.

Let it Bee.

I’ve got to fly.

Bee my little baby.

We bee-long together.

Have a bee in your bonnet.

Be on your best Bee-hive-iour!

Spelling Bee.

It’s like pollen teeth.

On the fly.

None of your beeswax.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.


Create Your Own Captions and Puns

Here are some bee-related words for you to create your own bee puns, captions, and jokes.












Spelling Bee








Queen Bee






Bee Meme

Bee well soon

Bees knees meme

You are the bee's knees

So, bee the lookout for any more funny bee puns, jokes, and captions. We hope you enjoyed it.

By Michael O’Halloran

Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.


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