Funny Wednesday Jokes
Wednesdays are smack dab in the middle of the work week. It’s an excellent time to enjoy a laugh with others by sharing some funny Wednesday jokes.
For many of us, Wednesday means the work week is halfway over and worthy of celebration. For others, it still means we have half the workweek to go.
The genesis of the expression “hump day” suggests that the work or school week is an uphill struggle. Since Wednesday falls directly in the middle, it became known as the “hump.” If you could make it to the hump or past it, things would be downhill from there, and life would be easier. The name stuck.
Before I forget, you might also be interested in sharing our Wednesday Quotes and Sayings with a friend or our 37 Inspirational Wednesday Blessings pages.
Wednesdays are good days to share a laugh with friends and family. To that point, we’ve collected some of the best in humor on the day of the week we call Wednesday. We hope you enjoy it.
Hilarious Wednesday Jokes
1.) How does NASA organize a Wednesday party?
They planet.
2.) I ate my last piece of Swiss cheese on Wednesday, and today it’s raining.
Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.
3.) The police arrested the tongue twister world champion on Wednesday.
Authorities say that they’ll be giving him a tough sentence.
Not to get ahead of the week, but lots of folks seem to be liking our humorous Friday puns and memes page.
4.) How do you know weddings on a Wednesday are sad?
When you see the cake is in tiers, too.
5.) Why are Saturdays stronger than Wednesdays?
Because Wednesday is a weak day!
6.) Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?
Employee: That it’s only Wednesday!
7.) Guess how I slept last Wednesday night?
With my eyes closed.
8.) When is a clock’s favorite time on Wednesday?
6:30, hands down!
9.) Did you hear about the two antennas that married last Wednesday?
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible.
10.) How do you know the clock is still hungry on a Wednesday?
It goes back four seconds.
11.) Did you hear about Wednesday’s inferiority complex?
But it isn’t a very good one.
12.) On Wednesday, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
13.) What day is the greenest and creates the most alternative energy?
Winds-Day! (See what we did there?)
14.) I was diagnosed with color blindness on Wednesday…
It came totally out of the orange.
Funny Wednesday Memes
15.) Whoop! Whoop! It’s another wonderful Wednesday!
16.) Psst, guess what ruined my Friday?
Finding out it’s only Wednesday.
17.) Wednesday is Latin for “It’s almost Friday!”
Best Wednesday Jokes
18.) In a world full of Mondays, be a Wednesday!
19.) A truck of Vicks Vaprub overturned on the highway Wednesday night.
Surprisingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
20.) My son became a magician on Wednesday.
You see, he turned my car into a tree!
21.) Did you hear about the kidnapping at school on Wednesday?
It’s ok; he woke up.
22.) My wife went into labor on Wednesday, and I’ve been reading her some funny jokes, but she hasn’t laughed once.
It must be the delivery.
23.) Why do furnaces hum on Wednesdays?
They don’t know the words.
Hump Day Humor
24.) The only way I can get through a Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it “Hump Day.”
25.) What nursery rhyme do you tell the kids on Wednesday
Humpty Dumpty.
26.) What type of bread did the bakery put on sale every Wednesday?
Hump-ernickel!
27.) How do you make a Cowboys fan laugh tomorrow?
Tell them a joke yesterday.
28.) What do you call a camel with no hump on a Wednesday?
Humph-rey!
29.) Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor. And if you enjoy facts about Norse gods, then today is your Loki day!
30.) Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
They took a day off.
31.) I rang work and said, “I can’t come in today; I have a wee cough.” The boss said, “You have a wee cough?” I said, “Wow, thanks, boss; see you next Wednesday!”
32.) Why did the employee get a camel in the office building? Because the boss said, “Bring in the hump day.”
33.) My new boyfriend works as a sanitation worker. The trouble is, I can’t remember if I’m supposed to take him out Tuesday or Wednesday.
34.) Why is Superman’s power useless on Wednesday evenings?
Because he goes to his weekly Bitcoin meeting, and it’s his crypto night.
35.) Three elderly ladies are seated at a bus stop. The first one mentions that it is windy outside. The second one corrects her by saying it’s Thursday, not Wednesday. The third person adds, “Yeah, I’m thirsty too; should we get something to drink?”
Mid-Week Laugh
Funny Wednesday jokes are an excellent way to start the day with friends and family.
36.) What are Wednesdays like?
They are just Mondays in the mid-week.
37.) Wednesday: Days of Wine and Wonder!
38.) Hump Day vibes.
39.) Wednesday = Pre-Pre-Friday.
40.) Why did the woman cry on a Wednesday evening?
Because she thought it was a whine Wednesday.
41.) Stepping into Wednesday like I’m a pro. (Yet, I have no idea what I’m doing…)
42.) What does it mean when you wake up on Wednesday?
You’ve made it through another Monday and Tuesday.
43.) What do you call Wednesdays at the gym for pirates?
Peg Day!
44.) Siri, skip to Friday immediately.
45.) It’s Wednesday – get out there and be your awesome self!
46.) Halfway there on Hump Day!
47.) Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Pancake Wednesday?
It crepe’d up on him.
48.) Wednesdays are the new Fridays!
49.) Where do sharks go on Wednesday?
Finland!
50.) Happy Hump Day. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters…SMILE.
51.) Why couldn’t the pony sing a song on Wednesday?
It was a little horse.
52.) Wednesdays: Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday!
53.) How does Yoda get through Wednesday?
By saying, “Half over the week is now!”
54.) It’s Friday! Sorry, just been practicing for two days now.
55.) Wednesday’s child is full of woe.
Funny Wednesday Sayings
56.) If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesday, w could wind up with nine-day weekends.
George Carlin
57.) On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Mean Girls
58.) Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
Lee Fox Williams
59.) Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.
Anthony T. Hincks
60.) If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
61.) Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, and Wednesday the best day. Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday with no luck at all.
English Proverb
62.) The kind of Wednesday morning you wish it were any other day.
Jeannie Tisdale
63.) Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.
Kurt Vonnegut
64.) When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
Dana Cook
65.) On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true, That who is what and what is who.
Winnie the Pooh
Short Wednesday Sayings and Captions
66.) On Wednesdays, if I stand on my tiptoes, I can see the weekend.
67.) Wacky Wednesday!
68.) Be yourself; there is no one better than you!
69.) TGIW – Thank God It’s Wednesday!
70.) The best of the week is yet to come.
71.) Fly like a bird on Wednesdays!
72.) My resting Wednesday face.
73.) The “W” in Wednesday stands for wine.
Compiled by Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.
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