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Wednesday Quotes and Sayings

Wednesday quotes are for that mid-point day of the week that some refer to as “Hump Day.” If you can’t get over the hump, you’ve almost made it to the weekend!

Named after the Germanic god Woden and Roman god Mercury in some cases, Wednesday falls in the middle of the work week. It is often seen as a tough day to get through in the modern era. Getting through “Hump Day” means the majority of the week is over.

You might also be interested in our funny Wednesday jokes or inspirational Wednesday blessings.

If you are looking for some inspiring Wednesday quotes, here are some famous sayings about the day reminding you of the day’s importance.

Best Wednesday Quotes.

Famous Wednesday Quotes

  1. It’s a bad day when you don’t get the work done that you need to get done or you don’t get it done to the satisfaction.
    David Fincher
  2. Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.
  3. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.
    Zig Ziglar
  4. They didn’t want it good; they wanted it Wednesday.
    Robert A. Heinlein
  5. If I’m having a really bad day, I always have a girlfriend – or even a guy friend – who I can call. They’ll listen to me wallow for a minute and then be like, ‘Okay, let’s stop. Everything’s great. Let’s figure out how to fix whatever’s bothering you.’
    Emma Roberts
  6. It’s up to you to find beauty in the ugliest days.

Best Wednesday Quotes

  1. Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, what’s in it for me?
    Brian Tracy
  2. The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.
    Henry Ward Beecher
  3. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
    Steve Jobs
  4. The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.
    Elbert Hubbard
Wednesday quotes.

Good Wednesday Quotes

  1. Nothing will work unless you do.
    Maya Angelou
  2. A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
    Demetri Martin
  3. If you hear a voice within you, say you cannot paint, then by all means, paint and that voice will be silenced.
    Vincent Van Gogh
  4. God’s approval should be your standard for success.
    Jim George
  5. Keep calm; it’s hump day!
  6. Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.
    Anthony T. Hincks

The day before hump day: Tuesday Sayings.

Happy Wednesday Quotes

  1. We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.
    Anne Frank
  2. There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.
    Paulo Coelho
  3. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
    Albert Einstein
  4. I’ve realized that being happy is a choice. You never want to rub anybody the wrong way or not be fun to be around, but you have to be happy.
    Angelina Jolie
  5. Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door.
    Brooke Shields
  6. The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are and not who people think you are.
    Goldie Hawn

Quotations about Wednesday

  1. If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday — so much is true.
    Edna St. Vincent Millay
  2. I don’t really have any position to complain about my job. Yeah, every job has its moments like, Ah, you know, it’s Wednesday. But I’m blessed. I love my work.
    John Darnielle
  3. I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
    Nelson Algren
  4. When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday – no matter what happened Tuesday.
    Stephen Colbert
  5. Every day starts with some expectations but every day ends with some experience.
  6. When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.
    Dane Cook
  7. My parents signed me up for classical guitar lessons, which made for two years of the most depressing Wednesday evenings.
    Andrew Garfield

Wednesday Inspirational Quotations

  1. I would come home from school every Wednesday, order pizza, and watch ‘X-Files.’ I was devoted.
    Ben Foster
  2. Help! Why is Wednesday spelled like that?
    Blake Shelton
  3. When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.
    Frank Sinatra
  4. I like the good life too much; I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.
    Anthony Hopkins
  5. Each new day is a chance to make a new beginning. Count your blessings, and live with gratitude and love with all your heart.

Cool Wednesday Quotes

  1. Practical! On Wednesday afternoons, I could be practically anything. What’s up?
    Kit Williams
  2. There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.
    John Major
  3. Do you believe in Evil, Mr. Box? said my companion, grinding his jaw and looking at the couple with unfeigned contempt.
    Only on Wednesdays.
    Mark Gatiss
  4. A home may be where the heart is, but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.
    Walker Percy
  5. They didn’t want it good; they wanted it Wednesday.
    Robert A. Heinlein
  6. I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
    Noel Coward
  7. Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary.
    Max Lucado

Awesome Wednesday Quotes

  1. Don’t start your day with thinking about the past; the present is here, and the future is waiting.
    Audrey Hepburn
  2. When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.
    John Wyndham
  3. Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.
    Anthony T
  4. Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things…Wednesday morning is no less.
  5. On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.
    Winnie the Pooh
  6. To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.
    Kevin Eubanks

Hump Day Insights

  1. My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.
    Arsene Wenger
  2. Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control.
    Patrick Stewart
  3. She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning and, on Thursday, announced our marriage was over.
    David Gest
  4. I think that the problem is that people fear so many things, and they don’t live life to its fullest. And for me as an artist, if God should want me to come this Wednesday to the end of my life, so be it.
    Criss Angel
  5. It is ridiculous to sue the president on a Wednesday because he oversteps the law, as he has done a dozen times illegally and unconstitutionally, and then on a Thursday saying that he should overstep the law, contradict the law that passed in 2008, and deal with this himself.
    Charles Krauthammer

Tip: These Wednesday quotes make nice photo captions, email boilerplate messages, and more.

Wednesday Morning Quote

  1. Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!
  2. Every Wednesday, my husband and I have a study group with our friends. I attend church; we try to devote time in the morning to say a prayer.
    Carrie Underwood
  3. Look for something positive every day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
  4. If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.
    Fred DeVito
  5. May you have the strength to overcome all the challenges this day throws to you.
  6. Each morning is the open door to a new world – new vistas, new aims, new tryings.
    Leigh Mitchell Hodges
  7. Be happy with who you are and what you do, and you can do anything you want.
  8. Saying a prayer for everyone. Have a safe and blessed Wednesday.

Good Morning Wednesday Quotes

  1. When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.
    Marcus Aurelius
  2. May you find moments that make you smile today! Happy Wednesday.
  3. When you are going through hell, keep ongoing. Never never, never give up.
    Winston Churchill
  4. Focus on good thoughts, and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday stay positive. Think positive. Do positive. A very good morning.
  5. Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
  6. Keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling because life’s a beautiful thing, and there’s so much to smile about.
    Marilyn Monroe

Middle of the Week Quotes

  1. Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!
    Lee Fox Williams
  2. Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped working and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.
    Walter Moers
  3. Wednesday, it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about, nearly the weekend.
  4. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to focus.
    Alexander Graham Bell

Wednesday Sayings

  1. Happy Wednesday! Look at the bright side! At least it’s not Monday!
  2. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don’t quit.
    Conrad Hilton
  3. The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
  4. Every morning you have two choices: Continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.
    Carmelo Anthony
  5. The bigger your challenges, the bigger your opportunity for growth.
    Karen Salmansohn
  6. Opportunities don’t just happen; you create them.
  7. Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.
    Connor Franta
  8. Mornings are the most beautiful part of the day! So wake up with a smile on your face and make the most of this morning! Have a great morning.
  9. Keep calm; it’s hump day!

It’s Wednesday Quotes

  1. It’s Wednesday; what can I say?
  2. Hang in there. Friday is almost here.
  3. Hey, guess what day it is?
    What day is it?
    It is Wine Wednesday!
  4. Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You’ll feel better when you help others feel better.
    Tracey Edmonds
  5. Happy Wednesday! Look at the bright side! At least it’s not Monday morning!

Positive Quotes for Wednesday

  1. Monday for wealth, Tuesday for health, Wednesday the best day of all: Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, Saturday no luck at all.
    English Proverb
  2. Happy Wednesday, Fam! Dream big, live courageously, communicate honestly, be mindful, act with kindness, and spread love today and every day!
    Tracey Edmonds
  3. I’m a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
    Thomas Jefferson
  4. The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
  5. Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
    Dale Carnegie
  6. Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
    Winston Churchill

Mid-Week Inspiration

  1. If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
    George Carlin
  2. A good day is a day in which we manage to grow even a little bit and to move ahead at least one tiny step. When we stagnate, we lose ourselves, and we lose endless chances. That is why a good Wednesday is a day when we did things, and we did them well.
    Liza Hawkins
  3. I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I’ve never heard of Someday.
    Reverend Ike
  4. Challenges are what make life interesting, and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
    Joshua Marine
  5. You don’t have to see the whole staircase; just take the first step.
    Martin Luther King
  6. It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe.
    Muhammad Ali

Motivational Wednesday Quotes

  1. Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
    Dalai Lama
  2. Keep your face to the sunshine, and you cannot see a shadow.
    Helen Keller
  3. Challenges are what make life interesting, and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
    Joshua Marine
  4. You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
    Christopher Columbus
  5. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
    Jim Ryun
  6. o some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday getting its ass kicked, and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.
    Dwayne Johnson
  7. Happy Hump Day! At least you’re at the top of the hill! Enjoy the roller coaster ride down to Sunday! Then just get back in line!
    Sotero M Lopez
  8. Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people… Fennel…smelling of changes to come.
    Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Wednesday Wellness Quotes

  1. Physical fitness is not only one of the most important keys to a healthy body, it is the basis of the dynamic and creative intellectual activity.
    John F. Kennedy
  2. Wellness is the complete integration of body mind and spirit.
    Greg Anderson

Inspiring and Motivational Quotes

  1. When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  2. Worry-free Wednesday! Because worry is like a rocking star: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.
  3. The abbreviated exam week meant that Wednesday was the last day of school for us. And all day long, it was hard not to walk around, thinking about the lastness of it all.
    John Green
  4. All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.
    Walt Disney
  5. The future depends on what you do today.
    Mahatma Gandhi
  6. Let your smile change the world, but don’t let the world change your smile.
    Connor Franta
  7. It always seems impossible until it’s done.
    Nelson Mandela

Wednesday Wisdom

  1. Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.
    Wayne W. Dyer
  2. The recipe for having a great Wednesday or a great week is making sure we work a job that we love and that brings us joy and fulfillment. When we do things we love, nothing feels like work, and each day is a delightful journey.
  3. Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present, and love!
    Tracey Edmonds

Captions For Wednesday

  1. Hump Day Madness!
  2. Say hello to “Wacky Wednesday”!
  3. Who said tacos are only for Tuesdays?
  4. Officially halfway to the weekend…
  5. Wednesday is the new Friday… Why wait?
  6. Halfway home.
  7. After (M) Monday and (T) Tuesday, my calendar says W-T-F.
  8. Wednesday means wine night.
  9. Wednesday’s child is full of woe.
  10. If the workweek was the fingers on my hand, Wednesdays would be the middle one.
  11. Two more to go; it’s Wednesday.
  12. Wednesday: The start of the end of the work week.
  13. A positive mindset can make the middle day of the week better.

Wednesday Captions for Instagram

  1. Happy Hump Day!
  2. Turn up the fun meter; it’s Wednesday!
  3. Wednesdays: Stuck in the middle with you!
  4. The only thing difficult about Wednesday is trying to spell it.
  5. Nothing messes up the weekend more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.
  6. What’s that in my eye? The light at the end of the tunnel we call the work week!
  7. Why not on Wednesday?
  8. Wednesdays will never be lonely… there are days all around it.
  9. Just another wild Wednesday, I wish was Friday.
  10. It’s “Wine Time Wednesday”!
  11. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
  12. The only way to get through Wednesdays is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day. Just sayin’.
  13. The “W” in Wednesday stands for Winning!

By Michael O’Halloran

About Michael O'Halloran

Michael O’Halloran founded Greeting Card Poet in 2014 and has worked as its publisher and editor ever since. He has co-authored four books on kids’ trivia and authored four books on coaching. Previously, Michael was the president of Magnetic Poetry. He has invented and brought over 75 new gift and toy products to market, most dealing with wordplay. Mike is married and a father of four daughters.


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