Our funny Friday quotes and sayings pay tribute to the day that serves as the gateway to the weekend.
Everyone seems to be waiting for Fridays. If there was any survey on work efficiency, it’s not difficult to guess which day would have the lowest rate.
The exhilaration you feel on Fridays is something that is incomparable to other days. Weekends give you a big relief, and the thoughts of spending your time with friends and family are perhaps the greatest salvation to get you thru the week.
A lot of funny things have been said and written about Friday. In fact, you might enjoy our funny Friday puns and jokes. If one day of the week were selected as the “Holiday Day,” Friday would be it. Here are some humorous insights to make you feel even better about your favorite day of the week!
Friday Funny Quotes
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.
Lauren Oliver
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth-story window on Friday.
American Proverb
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?
Unknown
Contrary to what the fans may think, you don’t just show up, wear a striped shirt, and a whistle on Friday night.
Jim Mitchell
It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.
Kai Sinclair
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents.
Ann Diehl
Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.
Robert Black
Last Work Day Sayings
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
Dr. Seuss
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.
Richard Nelson Bolles
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman
It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Unknown
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Unknown
How is the name Friday derived?
Funny Friday Sayings
Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
Unknown
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
Unknown
I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.
Hanna Rhoades
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
Unknown
I must have an enormous amount of intelligence; Sometimes, it even takes a week to get it moving.
Unknown
It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Unknown
If you must have the motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Noel Coward
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Best Quotes about Friday
I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Unknown
Music always sounds better on Friday.
Lou Brutus
Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
Unknown
The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday. (Check out more humorous puns.)
Unknown
There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach that you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, I can’t wait to go home?
Chuck Schumer
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
Unknown
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Humorous Friday Sayings
Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.
Unknown
The last months, weeks, and days have seen accelerating discussions involving the DUP for the first time about a comprehensive agreement that would see all outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday Agreement implemented in full.
Gerry Adams
If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
Unknown
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
Unknown
For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.
John Sununu
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?
Unknown
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
Unknown
If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
Kathy Griffin
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels, and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
Unknown
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Working for the Weekend
I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already, said No one in history, ever.
Unknown
I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.
Edie Falco
Finally Friday! I haven’t been this excited since my pager got stuck!
Unknown
Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.
Chrissy Teigen
Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.
David Chiles
When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.
Edmond Mbiaka
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Happy Friday Quotes
Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
Unknown
Pencils down. Close your books. It’s Friday, and you deserve a break. Happy Friday!
Unknown
It may be impossible, but I would love to be as happy and excited as I am on a Friday.
Unknown
Whew. It felt like a whole week before it was finally Friday again. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Big dreams. Big inspirations. This is what we have all waited for: Friday to come and go, so the weekend can start. Happy Friday!
Unknown
I wish every day was Friday; it is the start of a true week with two days of no work. Happy Friday!
Unknown
What happened before today is a blur. What happens tomorrow is sure to be exciting. Happy Friday!
Unknown
I can live without Monday, but Friday is priceless and impossible to let go. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Every teacher out there should do one thing this Friday: send their students into the weekend inspired. Happy Friday!
Unknown
All negative attitudes have been thrown out the door and won’t be back until Monday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Happy days start with a Friday and have a way of abruptly ending the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Happy Friday!
Unknown
If there was one day of my life I wouldn’t want to forget, it would be a Friday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the things you’ve encountered this week and have a great weekend.
Unknown
Funny Friday Phrases and Messages
You can have fun all year long, but there is something truly special about sitting down and relaxing on a Friday night while everyone else is too drunk to remember the evening. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Happy Friday! May your wine glasses never empty and the days last forever.
Unknown
Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning, I begin and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.
John Tenniel
If I had one wish, it would be to remove Monday and replace it with a second Friday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first.
Unknown
It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
Amy Neftzger
It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
Unknown
About That Last Work Day
I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.
Johann Lamont
I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.
Jarod Kintz
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Unknown
My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Robert Ripley
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover.
Unknown
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Rico
Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
The most frustrating thing to me is when I tell people I work on ‘Friday Night Lights,’ they’ll say, ‘Oh, I hear that’s a really good show.’ They never watched it.
Jason Katims
When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.
Adelle Waldman
TGIF
Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special, even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived, and you can indulge yourself a bit.
Helen Mirren
Although I understand that all days are equal, with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.
D.S. Mixel
Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.
S. O’Sade
It’s Friday morning, mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown, and let the monster see you smile!
Napz Cherub Pellazo
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
James Johnson
Every Friday, I like to high-five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.
Nanea Hoffman
Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!
Kate Summers
Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.
Florence Welch
Friday afternoon feels like Heaven.
El Fuego
Take a break; you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.
Unknown
Friday- Best Day of Week Quotes
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. Richard Nelson Bolles
On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.
Douglas Booth
Every day is a good day; if you don’t believe me, just try missing one of them.
Zig Ziglar
It’s finally Friday; I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.
George Jones
Change your way of thinking. Use your energy to accomplish more productive things. The choice is yours and it can be made today!
Garrett Kingston
Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
Unknown
Coziness+Smell of pancakes-Alarm clock=Weekend.
Amy Krouse Rosenthal
There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka
Unknown
Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.
Neil Gaiman
Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work.
Rasheed Ogunlaru
You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.
Donny Deutsch
Ready for the Weekend
Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
Nanea Hoffman
Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Fridays.
Ernie Els
I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night, just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.
Don Cheadle
May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.
Vinay Agarwal
Awesome Friday Quotes
Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.
Unknown
Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday. You deserve a break.
Cardinal Maritime
I do like escapism. Like going to the movies on Friday night and seeing something fun.
Charlie Kaufman
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play day.
James A. Murphy
Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is yourer than you.
Dr. Seuss
Ready For The Weekend
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? Marilyn vos Savant
Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.
Stephen King
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Soren Kierkegaard
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
Robert M. Gates
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.
S. Mixel
Short Friday Quotes
Thursday, which is Friday Eve in Optimisian.
Unknown
Life is beautiful, especially on Friday!
Unknown
It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves, they tend to spill over.
Parag Tipnis
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Robin Williams
Music always sounds better on Friday.
Lou Brutus
— Mike O’Halloran
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