It’s the weekend, so it’s time to start with a laugh. Our Friday jokes and puns are sure to generate some chuckles, smiles, and in some cases, belly laughs.
Why not start your Friday off with a clever pun? It’s a tried-and-true method for getting people in a good mood.
And so we’ve compiled some jokes and puns focused on the last workday of the week that are perfect for starting your TGIF celebration.
Funny Friday Jokes
1.) What’s the best music to play on Friday night?
2.) What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights?
The next Friday night.
3.) What goes by slower than a boring movie?
4.) What’s a sad person’s favorite day of the week?
5.) Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday?
They will have a blowout.
6.) Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th?
Tailors because they know a lot of super-stitchers (superstitions).
7.) How do you make a profit on Black Friday?
By completely ignoring the celebration.
8.) What did the lazy person do the day after Friday?
Good Friday Puns
9.) What’s a tailor’s favorite day of the week?
10.) Why could I not attend my friend’s dumplings party on Saturday morning?
Because I had to wok (work) on Friday night.
11.) When do rich people celebrate Black Friday?
12.) What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th?
13.) Why couldn’t Friday lift the heavyweights?
Because it was a weak day (weekday).
14.) What do millennial Eskimos do Friday nights with girls they like?
Net fish (Netflix) and chill.
15.) What do you call people born on Friday the 13th?
By their names.
16.) What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?
17.) When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?
When it’s a Good Friday joke.
Try these Black Friday quotes and captions on for size.
Relatable Friday Humor
18.) Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is a sadder day (Saturday).
19.) What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday?
He went home.
20.) What comes after Black Friday?
21.) What do you call the day you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started?
22.) What do you need if you have “Friday I’m in Love” stuck in your head?
23.) Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th?
Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get.
24.) What does it mean when you arrive late at work for the fifth time in a week?
It means that it is a Friday.
25.) What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?
When you realize it’s Thursday.
Clean Friday Jokes
26.) What did the accordion player say on Friday?
Accordion (According) to me, it will be a great Friday.
27.) When did Rebecca Black buy the dress she wore in the Friday video?
On Black Friday.
28.) What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday?
A cry-day night.
29.) Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
30.) How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for four nights, and then return on Friday?
Friday is the name of his horse.
31.) Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?
They are weak. (week)
32.) What did the horse get for Black Friday?
A Macintosh (Apple).
33.) When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
When you have a weekend job.
Friday Humorous Meme
Friday the 13th Jokes and Puns
34.) What’s Friday the 13th?
The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
35.) What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees with a box of Froot Loops?
A cereal killer
36.) What kind of beans do Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th prefer?
37.) When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?
On Casual Friday the 13th.
38.) What day is worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 13th.
39.) What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant?
TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th)
40.) What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th?
41.) What song do you sing on Friday the 13th?
Voorhees a jolly good fellow.
42.) When does Jason Voorhees get amazing deals on hockey masks?
On Black Friday the 13th.
Top Friday Sayings
43.) What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?
44.) What is faster than the Flash?
45.) Why do people go clothes shopping on Black Friday?
To replace all the clothes they spilled Thanksgiving dinner on.
46.) What’s a fat person’s favorite day of the week?
47.) What’s the best soap opera to watch before the weekend?
Fridays of Our Lives.
48.) Where can you find a computer on Friday night?
At the disc-o (disco).
49.) What is a chef’s favorite day of the week in a diner?
Funny Friday Quips
50.) Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th?
Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
51.) What did the fruit ask at the end of the workweek?
Orange (Aren’t) you glad it’s Friday?
52.) What does God give as a gift to hardworking people?
53.) When is the best day to go racing?
54.) What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person?
Hug it and never let it go.
55.) Why did Friday go to visit a doctor?
He was week (weak).
56.) Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?
Saturday, because Friday is a weak day.
It’s Friday Meme
Silly Friday Puns
57.) What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday?
58.) How long is Monday from Friday night?
59.) What deal did the teacher give the students on Black Friday?
Fifty percent off late assignments.
60.) Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday?
It Crêpe’d (creeped) up on him.
61.) What’s a con artist’s favorite day of the week?
62.) What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th?
They have a lot of hiccups.
63.) What did Roman say on Good Friday?
64.) What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?
Genes to work.
Hilarious Friday Puns
65.) What do you put in your drink on Friday?
66.) Why was the hospital empty?
Because it is a “Feel-good Friday.”
67.) What should you do when life gives you lemons?
Ask for more Friday nights instead.
68.) When can Monday feel better than a Friday?
69.) When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
70.) Two fleas are talking on Robinson Crusoe’s back.
One turns to the other and says, “So long, see you on Friday.”
71.) Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out?
He wanted a day off.
Friday Captions for Instagram
72.) Any decent manager would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.
73.) Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.
74.) It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
75.) I just got a reminder in Outlook that Friday is World Sleep Day. I put it on snooze. I’m doing my bit.
76.) Friday is my second-best f-word after food.
77.) It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine (whine) from a bottle.
78.) I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
79.) I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 PM on Friday.
80.) They asked me to follow my dreams this Friday. I went back to sleep right away.
81.) Got that Friday feelin’! Fri-Yay!
82.) Finally, it’s Friday. I can’t wait to get off work and avoid all social interaction.
83.) I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little bit stitious.
84.) If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.
85.) Shake your pom-poms; it’s Friday!
86.) Freedom begins when work ends.
87.) Who else votes Friday should be part of the weekend?
88.) Weekend time equals pajama time.
89.) Fridays = The golden child of days of the week.
90.) Life is better on Fridays.
91.) Oh, Friday, let me hug you.
92.) My boss told me to have a good day Friday morning. So, I went home.
93.) It’s Friday, so act like it!
94.) No plans; no problems.
Funny Friday One-Liners
95.) There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
96.) Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
97.) Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!
98.) Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
99.) Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
100.) I understand what it’s like to work all week and on Friday night want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.
101.) I tried to steal spaghetti from Olive Garden Friday night, but the guard stopped me, and I couldn’t get pasta.
These funny Friday quotes will undoubtedly give you something to laugh about.
Humor About Fridays
102.) If you think Friday is sad, I’ve got some bad news for you.
Tomorrow is a sadder day.
103.) What did the Iceberg say to Romaine on Friday?
104.) Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday?
He ran out of steam.
105.) What day of the week did the Toad like the most?
106.) Why do geologists shop on Friday?
For the great weekend shales!
Friday Jokes FAQ
Here are some frequently asked questions about Friday jokes and puns.
What did the lazy person do the day after Friday? ANSWER: Sat.
1.) If you think Friday is a sad day, I’ve got some bad news for you. Tomorrow is a sadder day.
2.) What does it mean when you arrive late at work for the fifth time in a week?
It means that it is a Friday.
What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?
I hope you enjoyed our Friday humor page.
Compiled by Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.
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