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Weekend Quotes: Short, Inspirational, Funny

The weekend is that period of time when thoughts about work quickly melt away, and the beginning of the week seems so far away.

Again, the weekend is nearly upon us, which means it’s time to make the most of your precious free time. And what better way than by reading some of the best quotes about the weekend?

Best Weekend Quotes

1.) Entrepreneurs don’t have weekends or birthdays, or holidays. Every day is my weekend, my birthday, and my holiday. OR, every day is my work day. Mostly it’s a choice.
Akilnathan Logeswaran

2.) It’s the weekend. Take it slow and give your soul a chance to catch up with your body.

3.) Weekends are a bit like rainbows. They look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley

Funny weekend quotes.

4.) It’s okay if every weekend doesn’t lead to big moments and campfires and laughter that carries on for hours and hours. Some weekends might be quiet, still, with plenty of room to contemplate. And in that contemplation room, there is room to grow.
Morgan Harper Nichols

5.) It was as if each of them sensed vaguely that the Saturday afternoons of youth are few and precious, and this feeling which neither of them could have defined or described, made every moment of this time together too short, too quickly gone, yet clearer and more sharply edged than any other.
Grace Metalious

6.) Although I understand that all days are equal, with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!
D.S. Mixell

Good Weekend Quotations

7.) Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion; in the evening, they reach the ground, and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.
Alain Bremond-Torrent

8.) Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.
Marcus Samuelsson

8.) Compassion is a lifetime business. You can’t say something like, “I will have compassion on Mondays, Thursdays, and Fridays only. But for the rest, I will be cruel”. That is hypocrisy.
Israelmore Ayivor

9.) Let this weekend be real; spend it without Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

10.) If you find you are stressed out during the week, then it is even more important that you focus on what you want to do for the weekend, don’t bring work home.
Kate Summers

11.) Honestly, I never really understood the glorification of Fridays & weekends. I don’t want to build a life and career where I spent five days a week waiting for the weekend. No! I want to enjoy my life and don’t wish any weekday away.

12.) I want each day to matter to me in some way, even if it’s in a small tiny way. (And) I love my life. Everyday. That’s the spirit we should convey all around us.
Akilnathan Logeswaran

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Funny Weekend Quotes

13.) Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, but the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale.
Wataru Watari

14.) There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt

15.) Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.
Dan Pearce

16.) Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

17.) Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.
Catherine McCormack

18.) The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk

19.) I hope our friendship will not end at the end of the week. See you on Monday!

20.) Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
Nitya Prakash

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Short Weekend Sayings

21.) Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.
Sanhita Baruah

22.) Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.
Richard Rorty

23.) Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

24.) I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.
Charmaine J. Forde

25.) Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?

26.) Without the weekend, where would the week be?
Anthony T. Hincks

27.) No weekend; all weakened.
Toba Beta

Bill Watterson quote on weekends.

Famous Weekend Quotes

28.) I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
Audrey Hepburn

29.) On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday.
Robert Brault

30.) Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.
Drew Barrymore

31.) Give a man a fish, and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish, and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Zenna Schaffer

32.) I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, and taking walks.
Barack Obama

33.) There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That, of course, was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.
Nora Roberts

Creative Weekend Takes

34.) Time spent for temporary happiness, like a movie or outing or a weekend on a beach, is all synthetic, with a shelf life of a day or two. Work for your bigger dreams that should last for your whole life. Then the movie and beach would seem more interesting, realizing that you have done something.

35.) There are 365 days and 52 weekends in a year. Even if you are short on time off, you can still take weekend getaways. Does that count as a vacation? Of course, it does.
Anita Kaltenbaugh

36.) Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn vos Savant

37.) I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.
Chip Gaines

38.) The weekend is here, and you deserve a medal for getting through this week. May your weekend feel longer than the working week.

39.) Does your life have a purpose? Are you contributing anything useful to this world, or just shuffling papers, banging on a keyboard, and coming home to a drunken existence on the weekends?
Tim Ferris

40.) The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
Oscar Wilde

41.) It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturday and Sunday. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play day.
James A. Murphy

Cheers to the weekend.

Weekend Quotes About Love

43.) When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.
Adelle Waldman

44.) You make me feel Monday is Saturday.
Avijeet Das

45.) I’m not sure what it was or where she sprayed it, but her scent will be the end of the life I loved. And I will find comfort in the simpleness of sitting with her on a Saturday afternoon with nothing else to do.
Darnell Lamont Walker

46.) Being in love is what makes working all week bearable. It makes cruising with your windows rolled down feel like you’re riding in a convertible. It makes you dance to the rhythm of the copy machine and makes Friday night really feel like The Weekend.
Julie Hintz

47.) Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.
C.J. Carlyon

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Fun Weekend Insights

48.) Music always sounds better on Friday.
Lou Brutus

49.) Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work.
Rasheed Ogunlaru

50.) Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

51.) I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.
Hanna Rhoades

52.) It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Jimmy Buffett

53.) I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.
Mike Hammar

54.) Collect your energy during the week; you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!

55.) Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.
Florence Welch

56.) FACT: Time goes slower on a Friday afternoon.
Anthony T. Hincks

Best weekend quotes.


57.) The weekends are too short for sleep!
Bryant A. Loney

58.) Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.
Charmaine J Forde

59.) A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, and reading a book.
Robert M. Gates

60.) Why not try to relax your troubled mind by taking a walk in the park or going on a weekend hiking trip with family or friends and enjoy the view? It can surely do wonders for a tired mind and soul.
E.L. Herndon

61.) If you want to spend all weekend in bed, do it. It’s your time, and you’ve earned it.

62.) Freedom begins where work ends- the realm of freedom is after hours, on the weekend, on vacation, and not at work.
Peter Frase

Well-Spent Weekends

63.) I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.
Debasish Mridha

64.) It’s the weekend. Do something that your future self will thank you for.

65.) Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday. Share, Like, comment, and friend. Netiquette.
David Chiles

66.) Spend some time this weekend on home improvement. Improve your attitude toward your family.
Bo Bennett

67.) To have a productive long weekend, you need to remember to wake up early, get some fresh air, set a schedule for yourself, and be goal oriented.

68.) My Sunday is a leisure day in which I encourage myself to forget the responsibilities of my workdays and engage honestly with my friends and loved ones.
Srinivas Mishra

Weekend Captions For Instagram

69.) Have a wonderful weekend! Do what makes you smile and be happy!

70.) When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

71.) Weekends are days to refuel your soul and to be grateful for the blessings that you have.

72.) I really need a button “slow down” for my weekend, and you?

73.) Cozy + Smell of pancakes – Alarm clock = Weekend
Amy Krouse Rosenthal

74.) Be in love with the weekend, and let this affection be mutual.

75.) Smile because it is Friday!

76.) You put the ‘Sun’ into my day. Happy Sunday!
Anthony T. Hincks

77.) I hadn’t expected that the weekend would pass so quickly and imperceptibly, so can we repeat it?

Happy Weekend Thoughts

78.) The weekend is like a superhero, flying and swooping in to save the rest of the week.

79.) A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.

80.) Weekends are special, even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived, and you can indulge yourself a bit.
Helen Mirren

81.) When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!
Jonathan Brandis

82.) Without the weekend, where would the week be?
Anthony T. Hincks

83.0 Sunday! A family day with a touch of weekend thrown in for good measure.
Anthony T. Hincks

84.) The weekend is a time for nos – no alarm clock, no rushing, no urgent phone calls, no working nights!
Catherine Puslifer

85.) This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!
Kate Summers

Inspirational Quotes For The Weekend

86.) Self-care is how you take your power back.
Lalah Delia

87.) This weekend, reflect on the amazing, productive week you had, and think about how you are going to tackle next week.

88.) Great things do not have to be big things; they may be small things that make a great difference in one person’s life.
Catherine Pulsifer

89.) Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.
Byron Pulsifer

90.) Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you’d spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?

91.) If you find you are stressed out during the week, then it is even more important that you focus on what you want to do for the weekend, don’t bring work home.
Kate Summers

92.) The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Inspiring Quotes

93.) Start this weekend without any doubt, tears, fears, or worry.

94.) This weekend, don’t think about Monday; it will come soon enough.
Robert Rivers

95.) Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison

96.) Have a lovely weekend. Let go of our anxieties and worries so that you can be free.” “Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.
Jack Johnson Loesje

97.) Those who continue to work at a job they hate for the money alone are more likely to be stressed and very unhappy. They live for their vacations and weekends. Unfortunately, they are sadly missing out on the happiness of everyday life.
Catherine Pulsifer

Lazy Weekends

98.) Oh, I just want what we all want: a comfortable couch, a nice beverage, a weekend of no distractions and a book that will stop time, lift me out of my quotidian existence and alter my thinking forever.
Elizabeth Gilbert

99.) Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.
Marcus Samuelsson

100.) A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
Robert M. Gates

101.) Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Cute Weekend Quotes

103.) I’m just a girl standing in front of a Tuesday, asking it to be a Friday.

104.) Stop counting your calories, and enjoy the weekend!

105.) Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Anthony Burgess

106.) Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
Elizabeth Eulberg

107.) Good weather all the week, but come the weekend, the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.
Rita Rudner

108.) There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard

109.) Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
Casey Stengel

110.) I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, and 4% Friday.

111.) Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles

Weekend Mood

112.) Weekend forecast: mild cocktails, cool parties, and silly decisions: calls to your ex. Enjoy!

113.) I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.
Michael Moore

114.) The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
Jean Rhys

115.) May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the beginning of next week be far away.

116.) Happy weekend! Life is short; grab a friend, and do whatever excites your spirit.

117.) Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

By Michael O’Halloran

Michael is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.

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