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These funny Monday quotes and phrases are sure to help you get through that most difficult day of the week.
Mondays are nothing less than nightmares for many people. It is not as much about the day as the fear of it. Every time you wake up to a Monday morning, you must have desired if you could turn the clock back 24 hours. Mondays are repelling and hated worldwide. Monday has been hated for so long that jokes and puns have been created around it.
Maybe, just maybe, these quotes may inspire you to look at Mondays in a different way. Okay, maybe not.
Monday Funny Quotes
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home!
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.
Monday Motivational Quotations
Make each day a masterpiece.
The future depends on what you do today.
Don’t be afraid to fail; its proof you’ll soon be successful.
A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure.
Guys when you change your focus from the Negative Problem to the Positive Promise, your Worries, Doubt & Fear will diminish!
La Toya Jackson
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
First Work Day
You’re 100% responsible for your life. Stop whining and do something about it.
A ship is always safe at shore but that is not what it’s built for.
We must become the change we want to see.
Don’t wait on perfect conditions for success to happen; just go ahead and do something.
There are 7 days in a week and someday isn’t one of them. Make it happen today!
Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise?
The most motivating aspect of Monday is that Tuesday is just a day away.
Hope is brightest when it dawns from fears.
What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?
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Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
I can honestly say that I am likely to resemble a sloth when I crawl out of bed on Monday morning!
May your Monday be as swift and merciful as an execution!
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.
Finally, the rare and elusive Monday we like.
If each day is a gift. I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.
If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs.
With enough coffee even a Monday looks good.
Oh, come on. It’s Monday, not doomsday.
Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Even the best weeks start with Monday!
Hangovers are bad; hangovers are even worse on a Monday morning.
If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
H. Allen Smith
If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.
Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?
Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.
Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?
Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks, so you won’t know when Monday starts.
New Week Quotes
New week means new chance, new opportunity.
And new day to prove your self.
So enjoy it.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
George S. Patton
Listen to the silence. Listen to your life. Be present, not just think about what’s going on next week, next month.
And new Goals!
A brand new week to laugh, love & shine your light!
I hope this week will be like the week about which you will talk many years!
I’m pretty sure that it’s a universal truth that everybody hates office work after having the weekend off.
You have a brand new week ahead of you to slay dragons, achieve goals, sweat more, gripe less and ditch the fear! Go!
May this new week bring different blessings into your life!
In any given moment we have two options: To step forward into growth or to step back into safety!
You can’t change what happened last week,
but you can learn from it,
and choose happiness this week!
Anton K. Kressnig
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