Dad jokes memes are not just directed at children. Sometimes, a father’s better half, his wife, is the target of his keen sense of humor.
There’s no better time than Valentine’s Day to test his new material. And by new, I mean quips we haven’t heard over a dozen times.
Get ready to groan, and maybe, just maybe, enjoy a laugh or two. So, without further ado, here are some good dad joke memes on the topic of romance, love, and Valentine’s Day.
Best Valentine’s Day Dad Joke Memes
1.) Wife: How do I look?
Husband: With your eyes.
This dad joke reminds me of a few encounters I had with my own father. I remember telling my dad, “I’m cold!” when the thermostat was set ridiculously low. He’d typically respond with, “Hi, Cold; I’m Jim.”
One characteristic of some dad jokes is a response that answers the question technically but doesn’t provide the type of answer you’re looking for.
2.) My wife always says, “Take everything with a pinch of salt.”
I love her dearly, but she makes terrible tea.
Ok, this joke may be too funny to be considered a dad joke. I went with humor over genre fit.
3.) My wife said she’d like nothing better than diamond earrings for Valentine’s Day.
So I got her nothing.
This dad joke could be adapted to just about any gift desired by a spouse, e.g., clothes, jewelry, vacation, etc.
4.) I accidentally gave my sweetheart super glue when she asked for lip balm…
She still isn’t talking to me.
The punchline that works two ways makes this joke a winner!
5.) My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
Or should it be, “But I laugh louder?” Competitive partners do seem to find each other, which makes this dad joke meme all the better.
6.) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great.
Literally the first time I’ve ever told a joke about antennas. Was the wait worth it? Don’t answer that.
Dad Jokes Memes on Romance
7.) What did the light bulb say to his sweetheart?
I love you watts and watts.
No joke collection is complete without at least one light bulb joke. Check.
8.) I fell in love with a chess champion from Prague…
She turned out to be my Czech mate.
Ever since “The Queen’s Gambit,” chess has soared in popularity. This short dad joke may just reverse that trend.
9.) My wife said she didn’t care what she got for Valentine’s Day as long as it had diamonds in it.
Hope she enjoys her deck of cards.
Some of these jokes were selected because I liked the visuals. This is one example.
10.) What did the tree say to the lumberjack?
I’m falling for you.
Let the groaning begin. You have 20 seconds, and then I don’t want to hear another sound.
11.) I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
My apologies to the stock photography model. (Her eyebrows are perfect.)
12.) What Valentine’s Day candy never shows up on time?
How did the jokes for four-year-olds get mixed up with the dad jokes?
Funny Dad Joke Images About Love
13.) How did the iPhone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
This joke had more universal appeal when everyone’s ring sound was indeed a ring.
14.) My wife and I met on a dolphin impersonator’s website…
We clicked right away.
A reach? Yes, but folks love to impersonate dolphins. Everyone wants to be a Flipper.
15.) Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it’s February 14th. Always has been.
A classic dad approach to humor.
16.) Wife: Love is in the air.
Husband: Incorrect! Oxygen, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide are in the air.
Classic dad joke material also sounds a lot like Dwight Schrute.
17.) The Love Boat baffles me…
I never really understood relation-ships.
A few folks won’t remember the long-standing TV show Love Boat, but when a joke works, it works.
Dad jokes and Valentine’s Day mesh better than I initially contemplated. Share these memes with your valentines to brighten their day.
And don’t just wait for Feb 14. Think of extending your Valentine’s Day to being Valentine’s Month.
I hope you enjoyed these jokes and memes.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the publisher of Greeting Card Poet and the father of four daughters.
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