Funny Instagram Captions and Sayings
Funny Instagram captions and sayings will do wonders for the photos that you post.
You know that feeling — you’ve got a great photo, but you need the right caption to make it sing. The perfect caption makes a statement and is catchy and memorable. It can greatly increase the chances of more likes and views.
Typically, the best captions are short and sweet. And, they demonstrate a certain wit and charm that makes folks give it a big thumbs up. They make you laugh!
Check out these funny Instagram captions below and see if any of them strike your fancy.
Funny Captions for Instagram
Cheeseburger and Fries: We don’t go out on dates.
(Swimsuit photo)
I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.
Can I get an “AMEN”?
It’s not about who would let me; it’s about who will stop me.
Great friends happen because you’re a great friend too.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.
The only thing I throw back on a Thursday is a scotch.
It’s been one blur of fun.
It’s Coffee O’Clock!
And so the adventure begins…
Treat yourself as a Queen, and you’ll attract a King.
Selfie Captions
Every beauty needs her beast.
Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
Feeling good, living better.
Last night was a blur.
Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
Putting the “we” in weird.
Good girl, bad habits.
75% of my humor starts with a bad photograph.
Good Instagram Captions
“C” students rule the world!
The wind and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
Edward Gibbon
Sometimes when I open my mouth, my Mother comes out.
The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.
Isak Dinesen
Thank you, Internet!
(show any weird photo)
Don’t worry, Beyonce.
Buy the ticket, and take the ride.
Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
It’s too a.m. for me.
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You sure don’t have to try hard to be cute.
Train until your idols become your rivals.
Let’s share a bottle of wine and regrettable selfies.
That moment when you realize school days are over.
If we could only turn back time…
Friends are therapists you can drink with.
What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Facebook?
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Funny Instagram Captions
Good shoes take you to good places.
I need a six-month holiday twice a year.
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
Daydream believer…
Well played.
Cool Captions
Say “Yes” to new adventures.
My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.
Bad choices make good stories.
Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
Fri-nally! (on Friday).
Kinda classy, kinda hood.
By Claire Evans
Claire writes about family, literature, and humor.
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