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Funny Instagram Captions and Sayings

Funny Instagram captions and sayings will do wonders for your photos that you post.

You know that feeling — you’ve got a great photo, but, you need the right caption to make it sing. The perfect caption makes a statement, is catchy and memorable. It can greatly increase the chances for more likes and views. Typically, the best captions are short and sweet. And, they demonstrate a certain wit and charm that makes folks give it a big thumbs up. They make you laugh!

Check out these funny Instagram captions below and see if any of them strike your fancy.

Funny Captions for Instagram

  • Cheeseburger and Fries: We don’t go out on dates.
    (Swimsuit photo)
  • I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal, because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.
  • Can I get an “AMEN”?
  • It’s not about who would let me, it’s about who will stop me?
  • Great friends happen because you’re a great friend too.
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.
  • The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a scotch.
  • It’s been one blur of fun.
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  • It’s Coffee O’Clock!
  • And so the adventure begins…
  • Treat yourself as a Queen, and you’ll attract a King.

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Selfie Captions

  • Every beauty needs her beast.
  • Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
  • Feeling good, living better.
  • Last night was a blur.
  • Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
  • Putting the “we” in weird.
  • Good girl, bad habits.
  • 75% of my humor starts with a bad photograph.
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Good Instagram Captions

  • “C” students rule the world!
  • The wind and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
    Edward Gibbon
  • Sometimes when I open my mouth my Mother comes out.
  • The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.
    Isak Dinesen
  • Thank you Internet!
    (show any weird photo)
  • Don’t worry, Beyonce.
  • Buy the ticket, take the ride.
  • Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
  • It’s too a.m. for me.

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Best Friend Instagram Caption

  • You sure don’t have to try hard to be cute.
  • Train until your idols become your rivals.
  • Let’s share a bottle of wine and regrettable selfies.
  • That moment when you realize school days are over.
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Friends are therapists you can drink with.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Facebook.
  • Life is better when you’re laughing.

Funny Instagram Captions

  • Good shoes take you good places.
  • I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
  • You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
  • Daydream believer…
  • Well played.

Cool Captions

  • Say “Yes” to new adventures.
  • My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.
  • Bad choices make good stories.
  • Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
  • Fri-nally! (on Friday).
  • Kinda classy, kinda hood.

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