Funny Instagram captions and sayings will do wonders for your photos that you post.
You know that feeling — you’ve got a great photo, but, you need the right caption to make it sing. The perfect caption makes a statement, is catchy and memorable. It can greatly increase the chances for more likes and views. Typically, the best captions are short and sweet. And, they demonstrate a certain wit and charm that makes folks give it a big thumbs up. They make you laugh!
Check out these funny Instagram captions below and see if any of them strike your fancy.
Funny Captions for Instagram
- Cheeseburger and Fries: We don’t go out on dates.
(Swimsuit photo) - I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal, because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.
- Can I get an “AMEN”?
- It’s not about who would let me, it’s about who will stop me?
- Great friends happen because you’re a great friend too.
- Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.
- The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a scotch.
- It’s been one blur of fun.
- It’s Coffee O’Clock!
- And so the adventure begins…
- Treat yourself as a Queen, and you’ll attract a King.
Selfie Captions
- Every beauty needs her beast.
- Last name Ever, first name Greatest.
- Feeling good, living better.
- Last night was a blur.
- Show anyone and I’ll kill you.
- Putting the “we” in weird.
- Good girl, bad habits.
- 75% of my humor starts with a bad photograph.
Good Instagram Captions
- “C” students rule the world!
- The wind and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
Edward Gibbon - Sometimes when I open my mouth my Mother comes out.
- The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.
Isak Dinesen - Thank you Internet!
(show any weird photo) - Don’t worry, Beyonce.
- Buy the ticket, take the ride.
- Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
- It’s too a.m. for me.
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Best Friend Instagram Caption
- You sure don’t have to try hard to be cute.
- Train until your idols become your rivals.
- Let’s share a bottle of wine and regrettable selfies.
- That moment when you realize school days are over.
- If we could only turn back time…
- Friends are therapists you can drink with.
- What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Facebook.
- Life is better when you’re laughing.
Funny Instagram Captions
- Good shoes take you good places.
- I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.
- You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”
- Daydream believer…
- Well played.
Cool Captions
- Say “Yes” to new adventures.
- My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.
- Bad choices make good stories.
- Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
- Fri-nally! (on Friday).
- Kinda classy, kinda hood.
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