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Funny Instagram Captions and Sayings

Funny Instagram captions and sayings will do wonders for the photos that you post.

You know that feeling — you’ve got a great photo, but you need the right caption to make it sing. The perfect caption makes a statement and is catchy and memorable. It can greatly increase the chances of more likes and views.

Check out these funny Instagram captions below and see if any of them strike your fancy.

Funny Instagram Captions and Sayings.

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1.) Cheeseburger and Fries: We don’t go out on dates.

2.) I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.

3.) Can I get an “AMEN”?

4.) It’s not about who would let me; it’s about who will stop me.

5.) Great friends happen because you’re a great friend, too.

6.) Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.

7.) The only thing I throw back on a Thursday is a scotch.

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8.) It’s Coffee O’Clock!

9.) It’s been one blur of fun.

10.) And so the adventure begins…

11.) Treat yourself as a Queen, and you’ll attract a King.

12.) Look for the magic in every moment.

13.) Self-love is the best love.

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14.) Every beauty needs her beast.

15.) Last name Ever, first name Greatest.

16.) Feeling good, living better.

17.) Last night was a blur.

18.) Show anyone, and I’ll kill you.

19.) Putting the “we” in weird.

20.) Good girl, bad habits.

21.) 75% of my humor starts with a bad photograph.

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22.) “C” students rule the world!

23.) Sometimes, when I open my mouth, my Mother comes out.

24.) You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

25.) Thank you, Internet!
(show any weird photo)

26.) Don’t worry, Beyonce.

27.) Buy the ticket and take the ride.

28.) Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.

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29.) You sure don’t have to try hard to be cute.

30.) Train until your idols become your rivals.

31.) Let’s share a bottle of wine and regrettable selfies.

32.) That moment when you realize school days are over.

33.) If we could only turn back time…

34.) Friends are therapists you can drink with.

35.) What if I told you you can eat without posting it on Facebook?

36.) Life is better when you’re laughing.

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37.) Good shoes take you to good places.

39.) I need a six-month holiday twice a year.

40.) You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I yell, “Do a flip!”

41.) Our friendship is as tight as our jeans.

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42.) Say “Yes” to new adventures.

43.) My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.

44.) Bad choices make good stories.

45.) What’s life without a little sparkle?

46.) Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.

47.) Kinda classy, kinda hood.

48.) Wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else.

49.) Cheers to another amazing year.

50.) Capturing the magic of our special day.

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51.) I’m like a fridge: What matters is on the inside.

52.) We don’t need a filter, less perfection, more authenticity.

53.) Having my cake and eating it, too.

54.) The only marathons I run are on Netflix.

55.) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

56.) On a veggie diet this Thanksgiving: Carrot cake and pumpkin pie.

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57.) Daydream believer.

58.) Well played.

59.) Tis the season.

60.) It’s too a.m. for me.

61.) Netflix and chill.

62.) Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

63.) Carbs are my soulmate.

64.) Happy Birthday to me.

65.) Create your own sunshine!

66.) Two hearts, one soul.

67.) Good food, good mood.

68.) Fri-nally! (on Friday).

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69.) No man can be wise on an empty stomach.
George Eliot

70.) You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
John Lennon

71.) The wind and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators.
Edward Gibbon

72.) The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.
Isak Dinesen

73.) What I know for sure is that speaking your truth is the most powerful tool we all have.
Oprah Winfrey

74.) All you need is love.
John Lennon

75.) We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
Taylor Swift

Closing Thoughts

Typically, the best captions are short and sweet. And, they demonstrate a certain wit and charm that makes folks give it a big thumbs up. They make you laugh!

I hope we provided you with a chuckle or two.

By Michael O’Halloran

About Michael O'Halloran

Michael O’Halloran founded Greeting Card Poet in 2014 and has worked as its publisher and editor ever since. He has co-authored four books on kids’ trivia and four on coaching. Previously, Michael was the president of Magnetic Poetry. He has invented and brought over 75 new gift and toy products to market, most of which deal with wordplay. Mike is married and a father of four daughters.


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