Our selfie quotes and sayings provide you some modern ammunition for the social media world that we live in. Check out our collection of captions and find a selfie quote or saying you can use it.
Quotes for Selfies
- My selfie, my life!
- I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made-up face is happy … relieved.
- No job is complete until the selfie is posted.
- I just got 100 likes. #selfiepro.
- Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
- Selfies, they call ’em, and that makes sense ’cause even though they’re sending these pictures to others, it still smells like selfish to me. Is that why they call it an I phone? ‘Cause it’s all about me me me. Like talking to hear yourself talk.
- To not be photographed daily, even by oneself, to not be recorded and videoed and dispersed into the turbulent winds of the net, was to court nonexistence.
- A good selfie is when you successfully capture the feeling of that very moment!
- Life isn’t perfect.
Best Selfie Quotes
- First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts.
Donna Lynn Hope
- In the last 10 years, we have seen a rise in selfishness: selfies, self-absorbed people, superficiality, self-degradation, apathy, and self-destruction. So I challenge all of you to take initiative to change this programming.
- Confidence is not posting endless selfies, or repeatedly protesting how happy or in love we are, it’s a subtle yet noticeable sheen that emanates from our being – our eyes, our words, our body language.
- There are a million love stories, but I love ours most.
- With the selfies, a photographer has finally found his place in a photograph.
- Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck
- What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
Unknown (a selfie quote with attitude)
Funny Selfie Captions
- Real men don’t take selfies.
- Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly.
- God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!
- What day is it again?
- Believe it or not, I woke up like this.
- I would never let a BFF do something stupid… alone!
Good Instagram Captions
- If you have eyes, look at me now.
- Text me back or I’ll find you.
- Catch a glimpse.
- Warning – You might fall in love with me.
- Find me where the wild things are.
- Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life otherwise you’re just walking dead.
- Life is better when you’re laughing.
- I can show you the world.
- Verify — even salt can look like sugar.
Smart Phones and Social Media’s Influence
It is not just the smartphones, but the social media revolution has also played a crucial role in enabling the selfie-revolution. Posting a selfie on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and many other social networks is extremely popular. With everyone posting, there’s an opportunity for fun captions for Instagram or Facebook.
Taylor Swift Selfie Quotes Ideas
- I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings.
- Cause all of my enemies started out friends.
- Tell me that you’re still mine, tell me that we’ll be just fine.
- At every table, I’ll save you a seat, lover.
- Wrap your arms around me, baby boy.
- What doesn’t kill me makes me want you more.
- If I was out flashing my dollars, I’d be a bitch, not a baller’.
- He’s so obsessed with me and, boy, I understand.
- Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky.
- Boys will be boys then, where are the wise men?
A Selfie With The World’s Most Dangerous Animal Video
Perfect Selfie Quotes Instagram
- You don’t realize how hard it is to take a selfie when you are looking ugly.
- Life’s big question: are you really that attractive or is your selfie game just strong!
- Don’t hold your breath.
- Be a bad as with a good ass.
- Life is short; dream big!
- People who don’t take selfies are some of the saddest people I know.
- Work hard, play hard.
- Better an “Oops!” than a “What if?”
Fun Selfie Quote
- See, I am looking fresher than you.
- We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still.
- I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
- My iPhone’s front camera gets way more use.
- It ain’t picture-perfect, but it’ll do.
- I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!
Rap Selfie Quotes
- You gotta be able to smile through the bullshit.
- My Adidas walk through concert doors, And roam all over coliseum floors.
- Life without dreaming is like life without meaning.
- Living life is a choice. Making a difference in someone else’s isn’t.
- I never sleep ’cause sleep is the cousin of death.
- I’ve done a lot of work to get where I’m at, but I have to keep working.
- Cause whatever you love can be taken away, so live like it’s your dying day.
Machine Gun Kelly
- Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
Instagram Caption Ideas
- Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
- Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.
- Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane!
- That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific.
- When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.
- It’s not a phase mom, it’s who I am.
Deaths From Taking Selfies
The Washington Post reports that over 250 people have died while taking selfies in the last six years. Drownings, transportation (incoming train photos), and falling from heights are the leading causes. More than 85% of the deaths have been people ages 10 to 30 years old. India, Russia, the United States, and Pakistan are the countries with the most selfie-related deaths.
Be careful out there people. That on-the-edge-of-the-cliff shot just isn’t worth it.
Instagram Captions for Friends
- We’re on our way to do science.
- Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
- She was a storm,
not the kind you run from.
The kind you chase.
R. H. Sin
- She was simple like quantum physics!
- Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me.
- Many have an image of me, few get the picture!
Selfie Quotes — Famous Idioms
- Elvis has left the building.
- A blessing in disguise.
- Curiosity killed the cat.
- Heard it on the grapevine.
- A dime a dozen.
- Best of both worlds.
- Make a long story short.
- The whole nine yards.
- A penny for your thoughts.
- Adding insult to injury.
Short Instagram selfie captions
- Takes 2 selfies. Delete 22 selfies!
- A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
- There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
Selfie on Instagram
- The more you weigh,
the harder you are to kidnap.
Stay safe, eat cake!
- There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
- Life is better when you’re laughing.
- Confidence level: Selfie with no filter!
- Go wild for a while!
- Accept no one’s definition of your life, but define yourself.
- There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Fashionable Selfie Quotes
- Take yourself seriously and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.
- If you got eyes, look at me now.
- ‘Just fit in’ is not my style. I was born to stand out.
- The best revenge is to improve yourself!
- It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
- I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.
Rita Mae Brown
- Just happy to be here.
- But first, let me take a selfie.
- Puts selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.
- Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty
- Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
- Couldn’t be more pleased.
Tip: Some of these listings make great fodder for Instagram bios.
- I don’t need your approval to be me.
- You gotta live a little.
- You don’t have to be perfect to be amazing!
- Should I listen to Kanye and think about me or listen to drake and think about you.
- Some were born to shine…
- Be easy to love, hard to break, and impossible to forget!
- Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.
- Whatever is good for your soul, do that, and lots of it.
Quotes for Instagram
- Everything has changed and yet,
I am more me than I’ve ever been.
- There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.
- She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos, and you can see it in her eyes.
Love Quotes, Life Quotes
- The only drama that I enjoy is in my lashes.
- Taking selfies should be declared as the best time pass.
- I woke up like this.
- My time is now.
- I am the designer of my own catastrophe.
Captions for Selfies
- Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
- You ain’t gotta like me.
I like me.
- When you’re different, sometimes you don’t see the millions of people who accept you for what you are. All you notice is the person who doesn’t.
- You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
- I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
- Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules.
- Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Malcolm S. Forbes
Selfie Quotes Funny
- Don’t copy my style.
- You’re being you, it’s a beautiful thing.
- It is never too late to be what you might have been.
- When nothing goes right, go left instead.
- Allow yourself to enjoy each happy moment in your life.
- This is the most magical pic of your life.
- This is just a sample. More coming soon.
Good Picture Caption Quotes
- You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
- Photobomb me at your own risk!
- A selfie has more face and fewer feelings.
- Why should we worry about what others think of us, do we have more confidence in their opinions than we do our own?
- A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
- We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).
- What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
- And it’s great to have all these readers and fans who, for the most part, are very nice people, saying they love the books and the TV show. But there are so many of them and it just doesn’t end. Oh, and ‘selfies’! If I could clap my hands and burn out every camera phone in the world, I swear I’d do it!
George R.R. Martin
- Self-care is never a selfish act—it is simply good stewardship of the only gift I have, the gift I was put on earth to offer to others.
- A selfie is nothing more than just an external reflection of yourself.
- The only person who can pull me down is myself, and I’m not going to let myself pull me down anymore.
C. JoyBell C.
- Don’t gaze too hard at your belly button
Or you will unexpectedly hit rock bottom!
Ana Claudia Antunes
- You have to love yourself first before anyone else can love you
- I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
- WARNING: You may fall in love with my face
- Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again
The World’s First Selfie
The world’s first “selfie” is considered to be a self-portrait painted by Robert Cornelius in the mid-19th century. It is not known who captured their self photograph for the first time. But, the modern smartphone revolution has certainly made these a part of everyday life. With high-resolution camera lenses fitted on modern phones and tablets, capturing high-quality photographs is a breeze for anyone. And the world, including the young and old, are going crazy about it.
Funny Selfie Captions
- Life is like photography, we develop from negatives!
- These are the days we live for
- Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with gold at both ends.
- It’s not your job to like me, it’s mine.
- I will just stay here forever
- When was the last time I was cute?
Humorous Selfie Quotes
- You have every right to a beautiful life
- Please don’t hold your breath!
- A true friend will always make you smile, especially when you don’t want to.
- Animal selfies are the best selfies.
- Beauty is power; a smile is a sword.
- Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about!
- I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day
- Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you are not good enough
- Always remember you are completely unique just like everyone else
- Collect moments, not things
- It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
- Be yourself, there’s no one better.
- I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
- If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.
- I graduated from the University of Selfies!
- I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me.
- To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance
- A person learns how to love himself through the simple acts of loving and being loved by someone else.
Quotes for a Selfie
- Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
- I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
- I’m the girl you’ll never be
Fun Selfie Quotes
- You can be the most beautiful person in the world and everybody sees light and rainbows when they look at you, but if you yourself don’t know it, all of that doesn’t even matter.
C. JoyBell C.
- Morning time is Selfie Time #GoodMorning
- Don’t ask yourself what the world needs, ask yourself what makes you come alive.
Howard Washington Thurman
- This is how I look taking a selfie
- My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies, the fatter they get, the thinner I look.
- I woke up like this #flawless
- You are not what others think you are. You are what God knows you are.
Shannon L. Alder
- Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one’s self.
- I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
- Throwback to when I was a nerd.
- I don’t like to take a selfie, but when I do, I usually seek other’s help.
Whew, hope you enjoyed those.
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— Liz Olson
Liz is a writer who lives in Minneapolis and loves sailing and reading.
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