Selfie Quotes and Sayings

Our selfie quotes and sayings provide you with some modern ammunition for the social media world we live in. Check out our collection of captions and find a selfie quote or saying you can use it.

Quotes for Selfies

My selfie, my life!
Ken Poirot

I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made-up face is happy … relieved.
Tarryn Fisher

No job is complete until the selfie is posted.
Unknown

I just got 100 likes. #selfiepro.
Unknown

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
Unknown

Top Selfie Quotes.

Selfie Meme

Selfies, they call ’em, and that makes sense ’cause even though they’re sending these pictures to others, it still smells like selfish to me. Is that why they call it an iPhone? ‘Cause it’s all about me me me. Like talking to hear yourself talk.
David Duchovny

To not be photographed daily, even by oneself, to not be recorded and videoed and dispersed into the turbulent winds of the net, was to court nonexistence.
David Cronenberg

A good selfie is when you successfully capture the feeling of that very moment!
Anamika Mishra

Life isn’t perfect.
Unknown

Selfie Sayings.

Best Selfie Quotes

First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts.
Donna Lynn Hope

In the last 10 years, we have seen a rise in selfishness: selfies, self-absorbed people, superficiality, self-degradation, apathy, and self-destruction. So I challenge all of you to take the initiative to change this programming.
Suzy Kassem

Confidence is not posting endless selfies or repeatedly protesting how happy or in love we are. It’s a subtle yet noticeable sheen that emanates from our being – our eyes, our words, our body language.
Sam Owen

There are a million love stories, but I love ours most.
Unknown

Instagram Quotes

With the selfies, a photographer has finally found his place in a photograph.
Amit Kalantri

Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
Unknown

The Bean.

Funny Selfie Captions

Real men don’t take selfies.
Unknown

Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly.
Unknown

God is really creative. I mean.. look at me!
Unknown

What day is it again?
Unknown

Believe it or not, I woke up like this.
Unknown

I would never let a BFF do something stupid… alone!
Unknown

Good Instagram Captions

If you have eyes, look at me now.
Unknown

Text me back, or I’ll find you.
Unknown

Catch a glimpse.
Unknown

Warning – You might fall in love with me.
Unknown

Find me where the wild things are.
Alessia Cara

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
Unknown

Life is better when you’re laughing.
Unknown

I can show you the world.
Unknown

Verify — even salt can look like sugar.
Unknown

Smart Phones and Social Media’s Influence

It is not just smartphones, the social media revolution has also played a crucial role in enabling the selfie revolution. Posting a selfie on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and many other social networks is extremely popular. With everyone posting, there’s an opportunity for fun captions for Instagram or Facebook.

Taylor Swift Selfie Quotes Ideas

I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings.

Cause all of my enemies started out as friends.

Tell me that you’re still mine; tell me that we’ll be just fine.

At every table, I’ll save you a seat, lover.

Wrap your arms around me, baby boy.

What doesn’t kill me makes me want you more.

He’s so obsessed with me, and, boy, I understand.

Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky.

Boys will be boys then; where are the wise men?

Perfect Selfie Quotes Instagram

You don’t realize how hard it is to take a selfie when you are looking ugly.
Unknown

Life’s big question: are you really that attractive, or is your selfie game just strong?
Unknown

Don’t hold your breath.
Unknown

Life is short; dream big!
Unknown

People who don’t take selfies are some of the saddest people I know.
Unknown

Work hard, play hard.
Unknown

Better an “Oops!” than a “What if?”
Unknown

Fun Selfie Quote

See, I am looking fresher than you.
Unknown

We ain’t picture perfect, but we worth the picture still.
Unknown

I didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose me.
Unknown

My iPhone’s front camera gets way more use.
Unknown

It ain’t picture-perfect, but it’ll do.
Unknown

I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man!
Unknown

Rap Selfie Quotes

My Adidas walk through concert doors And roam all over coliseum floors.
Run-D.M.C.

Life without dreaming is like life without meaning.
Wale

Living life is a choice. Making a difference in someone else’s isn’t.
Kid Cudi

I never sleep ’cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nas

I’ve done a lot of work to get where I’m at, but I have to keep working.
Wiz Khalifa

Cause whatever you love can be taken away, so live like it’s your dying day.
Machine Gun Kelly

Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
Lil Wayne

Instagram Caption Ideas

Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
Unknown

Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.
Unknown

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane!
Unknown

That annoying moment when you take a selfie, your hair looks perfect, but your face looks horrific.
Unknown

When you take a selfie so good, you can’t believe it’s you.
Unknown

It’s not a phase, mom; it’s who I am.
Unknown

Deaths From Taking Selfies

The Washington Post reports that over 250 people have died while taking selfies in the last six years. Drownings, transportation (incoming train photos), and falling from heights are the leading causes. More than 85% of the deaths have been people ages 10 to 30 years old. India, Russia, the United States, and Pakistan are the countries with the most selfie-related deaths.

Be careful out there, people. That on-the-edge-of-the-cliff shot isn’t worth it.

Instagram Captions for Friends

We’re on our way to do science.
Unknown

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
Unknown

She was a storm,
not the kind you run from.
The kind you chase.
R. H. Sin

She was simple, like quantum physics!
Unknown

Instagram is down; just describe your lunch to me.
Unknown

Many have an image of me; few get the picture!
Unknown

Selfie Quotes: Famous Idioms

Elvis has left the building.

A blessing in disguise.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Heard it on the grapevine.

A dime a dozen.

Best of both worlds.

Make a long story short.

The whole nine yards.

A penny for your thoughts.

Adding insult to injury.

Short Instagram selfie captions

Takes 2 selfies. Delete 22 selfies!
Unknown

A selfie a day keeps friends away.
Unknown

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
Unknown

Selfie on Instagram

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, and eat cake!
Unknown

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Unknown

Selfie Captions

Life is better when you’re laughing.
Unknown

Confidence level: Selfie with no filter!
Unknown

Go wild for a while!
Unknown

Accept no one’s definition of your life, but define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein

There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Unknown

Fashionable Selfie Quotes

Take yourself seriously, and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you in the same manner you treat yourself.
Unknown

If you got eyes, look at me now.
Unknown

‘Just fit in’ is not my style. I was born to stand out.
Unknown

The best revenge is to improve yourself!
Unknown

It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Unknown

I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.
Rita Mae Brown

Just happy to be here.
Unknown

Facebook Captions

But first, let me take a selfie.
Unknown

Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.
Unknown

Don’t let her beauty blind your eyes
Unknown

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Unknown

I couldn’t be more pleased.
Unknown

Tip: Some of these listings make great fodder for Instagram bios.

Smile!

I don’t need your approval to be me.
Unknown

You gotta live a little.
Unknown

You don’t have to be perfect to be amazing!
Unknown

Should I listen to Kanye and think about me or listen to drake and think about you?
Unknown

Some were born to shine…
Unknown

Be easy to love, hard to break, and impossible to forget!
J.M. Storm

Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.
Unknown

Whatever is good for your soul, do that, and lots of it.
Unknown

Quotes for Instagram

Everything has changed, and yet,
I am more me than I’ve ever been.
Iain Thomas

There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each one of us has had to start from somewhere.
Unknown

She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos, and you can see it in her eyes.
Unknown

Love Quotes, Life Quotes

The only drama that I enjoy is in my lashes.
Unknown

Taking selfies should be declared as the best time pass.
Unknown

I woke up like this.
Unknown

My time is now.
Unknown

I am the designer of my own catastrophe.
Unknown

Captions for Selfies

Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
Elizabeth Gilbert

You ain’t gotta like me.
I like me.
Kanye West

When you’re different, sometimes you don’t see the millions of people who accept you for what you are. All you notice is the person who doesn’t.
Jodi Picoult

You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
Unknown

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
Unknown

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
Johnny Depp

Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies.
Unknown

Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Malcolm S. Forbes

Selfie Quotes Funny

Don’t copy my style.
Unknown

You’re being you, it’s a beautiful thing.
Unknown

It is never too late to be what you might have been.
George Eliot

When nothing goes right, go left instead.
Unknown

Allow yourself to enjoy each happy moment in your life.
Steve Maraboli

This is the most magical pic of your life.
Unknown

This is just a sample. More coming soon.
Unknown

Good Picture Caption Quotes

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Buddha

A selfie has more face and fewer feelings.
Amit Kalantri

Why should we worry about what others think of us? Do we have more confidence in their opinions than we do on our own?
Brigham Young

Cool Instagram

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain

We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (and recording a video).
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self Photo

And it’s great to have all these readers and fans who, for the most part, are very nice people, saying they love the books and the TV show. But there are so many of them, and it just doesn’t end. Oh, and ‘selfies’! If I could clap my hands and burn out every camera phone in the world, I swear I’d do it!
George R.R. Martin

Self-care is never a selfish act—it is simply good stewardship of the only gift I have, the gift I was put on earth to offer to others.
Parker Palmer

A selfie is nothing more than just an external reflection of yourself.
Munia Khan

The only person who can pull me down is myself, and I’m not going to let myself pull me down anymore.
C. JoyBell C.

Don’t gaze too hard at your belly button or you will unexpectedly hit rock bottom!
Ana Claudia Antunes

You have to love yourself first before anyone else can love you.
Unknown

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.
Unknown

WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
Unknown

Who’s that cute person? Oh, I must be on my profile again
Unknown

The World’s First Selfie

The world’s first “selfie” is considered a self-portrait painted by Robert Cornelius in the mid-19th century. It is not known who captured their self photograph for the first time. But the modern smartphone revolution has certainly made these a part of everyday life.

With high-resolution camera lenses fitted on modern phones and tablets, capturing high-quality photographs is a breeze for anyone. And the world, including the young and old, is going crazy about it.

Funny Selfie Captions

Life is like photography; we develop from the negatives!
Unknown

These are the days we live for.
Unknown

Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with gold at both ends.
Aberjhani

It’s not your job to like me; it’s mine.
Unknown

I will just stay here forever.
Unknown

When was the last time I was cute?
Unknown

Humorous Selfie Quotes

You have every right to a beautiful life.
Unknown

Please don’t hold your breath!
Unknown

A true friend will always make you smile, especially when you don’t want to.
Unknown

Animal selfies are the best selfies.
Unknown

Beauty is power; a smile is a sword.
Unknown

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing, and there is so much to smile about!
Unknown

I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day.
Unknown

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you are not good enough.
Unknown

Awesome Selfies

Always remember you are completely unique, just like everyone else.
Unknown

Collect moments, not things.
Unknown

It ain’t what they call you; it’s what you answer to.
W.C. Fields

Be yourself; there’s no one better.
Unknown

I haven’t done this in a while, so excuse me.
Unknown

If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.
Charles Bukowski

I graduated from the University of Selfies!
Unknown

I haven’t done this in a while, so excuse me.
Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Oscar Wilde

A person learns how to love himself through the simple acts of loving and being loved by someone else.
Haruki Murakami

Quotes for a Selfie

Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
Lucille Ball

I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
Madonna

I’m the girl you’ll never be.
Unknown

Fun Selfie Quotes

You can be the most beautiful person in the world, and everybody sees light and rainbows when they look at you, but if you yourself don’t know it, all of that doesn’t even matter.
C. JoyBell C.

Morning time is Selfie Time #GoodMorning.
Unknown

Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive.
Howard Washington Thurman

This is how I look taking a selfie.
Unknown

My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.
Unknown

I woke up like this. #flawless
Unknown

Photos Quotes

You are not what others think you are. You are what God knows you are.
Shannon L. Alder

Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one’s self.
Unknown

I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
Unknown

Throwback to when I was a nerd.
Unknown

I don’t like to take a selfie, but when I do, I usually seek others’ help.
Unknown

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By Liz Olson

Liz is a writer who lives in Minneapolis and loves sailing and reading.

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