Selfie Quotes and Sayings
Our selfie quotes and sayings provide modern ammunition for the social media world.
Check out our collection of captions and find a selfie quote or saying you can use.
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Quotes for Selfies
- My selfie, my life!
Ken Poirot - I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I titled it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made-up face is happy – relieved.
Tarryn Fisher - No job is complete until the selfie is posted.
Unknown - I just got 100 likes. #selfiepro.
Unknown - Sending my selfie to NASA because I’m a star.
Unknown
Selfie Meme
- Selfies, they call ’em, and that makes sense ’cause even though they’re sending these pictures to others, it still smells like selfish to me. Is that why they call it an iPhone? ‘Cause it’s all about me me me. Like talking to hear yourself talk.
David Duchovny - To not be photographed daily, even by oneself, to not be recorded and videoed and dispersed into the turbulent winds of the net, was to court nonexistence.
David Cronenberg - A good selfie is when you successfully capture the feeling of that very moment!
Anamika Mishra - Life isn’t perfect.
Unknown
Best Selfie Quotes
- First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts.
Donna Lynn Hope - In the last ten years, we have seen a rise in selfishness: selfies, self-absorbed people, superficiality, self-degradation, apathy, and self-destruction. So, I challenge all of you to take the initiative to change this programming.
Suzy Kassem - Confidence is not posting endless selfies or repeatedly protesting how happy or in love we are. It’s a subtle yet noticeable sheen that emanates from our being – our eyes, our words, our body language.
Sam Owen - There are a million love stories, but I love ours most.
Unknown
Instagram Quotes
- With the selfies, a photographer has finally found his place in a photograph.
Amit Kalantri - Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck - What if I told you you could eat without posting it on Instagram?
Unknown
Funny Selfie Captions
- Real men don’t take selfies.
Unknown - Being famous on Instagram is like being rich in Monopoly.
Unknown - God is really creative. I mean.. look at me!
Unknown - What day is it again?
Unknown - Believe it or not, I woke up like this.
Unknown - I would never let a BFF do something stupid… alone!
Unknown
Good Instagram Captions
- If you have eyes, look at me now.
Unknown - Text me back, or I’ll find you.
Unknown - Catch a glimpse.
Unknown - Warning – You might fall in love with me.
Unknown - Find me where the wild things are.
Alessia Cara - Stop being a zombie. Find something exciting in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.
Unknown - Life is better when you’re laughing.
Unknown - I can show you the world.
Unknown - Verify — even salt can look like sugar.
Unknown
Smart Phones and Social Media’s Influence
It is not just smartphones; the social media revolution has also played a crucial role in enabling the selfie revolution.
Posting a selfie on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and many other social networks is extremely popular. With everyone posting, there’s an opportunity for fun captions on Instagram or Facebook.
Taylor Swift Selfie Quotes Ideas
- I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings.
- Cause all of my enemies started as friends.
- Tell me that you’re still mine and that we’ll be just fine.
- At every table, I’ll save you a seat, lover.
- Wrap your arms around me, baby boy.
- What doesn’t kill me makes me want you more.
- He’s so obsessed with me, and, boy, I understand.
- Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky.
- Boys will be boys then; where are the wise men?
Perfect Selfie Quotes Instagram
- You don’t realize how hard it is to take a selfie when looking ugly.
Unknown - Life’s big question: are you attractive, or is your selfie game just strong?
Unknown - Don’t hold your breath.
Unknown - Life is short; dream big!
Unknown - People who don’t take selfies are some of the saddest people I know.
Unknown - Work hard, play hard.
Unknown - Better an “Oops!” than a “What if?”
Unknown
Fun Selfie Quote
- See, I am looking fresher than you.
Unknown - We ain’t picture-perfect, but we are still worth the picture.
Unknown - I didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose me.
Unknown - My iPhone’s front camera gets way more use.
Unknown - It ain’t picture-perfect, but it’ll do.
Unknown - I’m not a businessman. I’m a business, man!
Unknown
Rap Selfie Quotes
- My Adidas walk through concert doors and roam all over Colosseum floors.
Run-D.M.C. - Life without dreaming is like life without meaning.
Wale - Living life is a choice. Making a difference in someone else’s isn’t.
Kid Cudi - I’ve done a lot of work to get where I’m at, but I have to keep working.
Wiz Khalifa - ‘Cause whatever you love can be taken away, so live like it’s your dying day.
Machine Gun Kelly - Real gs move in silence like lasagna.
Lil Wayne
Instagram Caption Ideas
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
Unknown
Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.
Unknown
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane!
Unknown
That annoying moment when you take a selfie, your hair looks perfect, but your face looks horrific.
Unknown
You can’t believe it’s you when you take a selfie so good.
Unknown
It’s not a phase, Mom; it’s who I am.
Unknown
Instagram Captions for Friends
We’re on our way to do science.
Unknown
Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
Unknown
She was a storm,
not the kind you run from.
The kind you chase.
R. H. Sin
She was simple, like quantum physics!
Unknown
Instagram is down; just describe your lunch to me.
Unknown
Many have an image of me; few get the picture!
Unknown
Selfie Quotes: Famous Idioms
Elvis has left the building.
A blessing in disguise.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Heard it on the grapevine.
A dime a dozen.
Best of both worlds.
Make a long story short.
The whole nine yards.
A penny for your thoughts.
Adding insult to injury.
Short Instagram selfie captions
Takes two selfies. Delete 22 selfies!
Unknown
A selfie a day keeps friends away.
Unknown
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
Unknown
Selfie on Instagram
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, and eat cake!
Unknown
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
Unknown
Selfie Captions
Life is better when you’re laughing.
Unknown
Confidence level: Selfie with no filter!
Unknown
Go wild for a while!
Unknown
Accept no one’s definition of your life, but define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein
There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Unknown
Fashionable Selfie Quotes
Take yourself seriously, and others will have no choice but to follow your example and treat you the same way you treat yourself.
Unknown
If you have eyes, look at me now.
Unknown
‘Just fit in’ is not my style. I was born to stand out.
Unknown
The best revenge is to improve yourself!
Unknown
It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.
Unknown
I think the reward for conformity is that everyone likes you except yourself.
Rita Mae Brown
Just happy to be here.
Unknown
Facebook Captions
But first, let me take a selfie.
Unknown
Puts a selfie on top of the tree because I’m the star.
Unknown
Don’t let her beauty blind your eyes
Unknown
Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
Unknown
I couldn’t be more pleased.
Unknown
Tip: Some of these listings make great fodder for Instagram bios.
Smile!
I don’t need your approval to be me.
Unknown
You gotta live a little.
Unknown
You don’t have to be perfect to be amazing!
Unknown
Should I listen to Kanye and think about me or listen to drake and think about you?
Unknown
Some were born to shine…
Unknown
Be easy to love, hard to break, and impossible to forget!
J.M. Storm
Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.
Unknown
Whatever is good for your soul, do that, and lots of it.
Unknown
Quotes for Instagram
Everything has changed, and yet,
I am more me than I’ve ever been.
Iain Thomas
There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each one of us has had to start from somewhere.
Unknown
She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos; you can see it in her eyes.
Unknown
Love Quotes, Life Quotes
The only drama that I enjoy is in my lashes.
Unknown
Taking selfies should be declared as the best time pass.
Unknown
I woke up like this.
Unknown
My time is now.
Unknown
I am the designer of my own catastrophe.
Unknown
Captions for Selfies
Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
Elizabeth Gilbert
You ain’t gotta like me.
I like me.
Kanye West
When you’re different, sometimes you don’t see the millions of people who accept you for what you are. All you notice is the person who doesn’t.
Jodi Picoult
You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
Unknown
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
Unknown
I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.
Johnny Depp
Please don’t copy my style of taking Selfies.
Unknown
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Malcolm S. Forbes
Selfie Quotes Funny
Don’t copy my style.
Unknown
You’re being you; it’s a beautiful thing.
Unknown
It is never too late to be what you might have been.
George Eliot
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
Unknown
Allow yourself to enjoy each happy moment in your life.
Steve Maraboli
This is the most magical pic of your life.
Unknown
This is just a sample. More coming soon.
Unknown
Good Picture Caption Quotes
You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Buddha
A selfie has more face and fewer feelings.
Amit Kalantri
Why should we worry about what others think of us? Do we have more confidence in their opinions than we do on our own?
Brigham Young
Cool Instagram
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (and recording a video).
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Self Photo
And it’s great to have all these readers and fans who, for the most part, are very nice people, saying they love the books and the TV show. But there are so many of them, and it just doesn’t end. Oh, and ‘selfies’! If I could clap my hands and burn out every camera phone in the world, I swear I’d do it!
George R.R. Martin
Self-care is never a selfish act—it is simply good stewardship of the only gift I have, the gift I was put on earth to offer to others.
Parker Palmer
A selfie is nothing more than just an external reflection of yourself.
Munia Khan
The only person who can pull me down is myself, and I’m not going to let myself pull me down anymore.
C. JoyBell C.
Don’t gaze too hard at your belly button, or you will unexpectedly hit rock bottom!
Ana Claudia Antunes
You have to love yourself first before anyone else can love you.
Unknown
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.
Unknown
WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
Unknown
Who’s that cute person? Oh, I must be on my profile again
Unknown
The World’s First Selfie
The world’s first “selfie” is a self-portrait painted by Robert Cornelius in the mid-19th century. It is not known who captured their photograph for the first time. But the modern smartphone revolution has made these a part of everyday life.
With high-resolution camera lenses fitted on modern phones and tablets, capturing high-quality photographs is a breeze for anyone. And the world, including the young and old, is going crazy about it.
Funny Selfie Captions
Life is like photography; we develop from the negatives!
Unknown
These are the days we live for.
Unknown
Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with gold at both ends.
Aberjhani
It’s not your job to like me; it’s mine.
Unknown
I will just stay here forever.
Unknown
When was the last time I was cute?
Unknown
Humorous Selfie Quotes
You have every right to a beautiful life.
Unknown
Please don’t hold your breath!
Unknown
A true friend will always make you smile, especially when you don’t want to.
Unknown
Animal selfies are the best selfies.
Unknown
Beauty is power; a smile is a sword.
Unknown
Keep smiling because life is beautiful, and there is so much to smile about!
Unknown
I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day.
Unknown
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you are not good enough.
Unknown
Awesome Selfies
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Unknown
Collect moments, not things.
Unknown
It ain’t what they call you; it’s what you answer to.
W.C. Fields
Be yourself; there’s no one better.
Unknown
I haven’t done this in a while, so excuse me.
Unknown
If you have the ability to love, love yourself first.
Charles Bukowski
I graduated from the University of Selfies!
Unknown
I haven’t done this in a while, so excuse me.
Unknown
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Oscar Wilde
A person learns how to love himself through the simple acts of loving and being loved by someone else.
Haruki Murakami
Quotes for a Selfie
Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.
Lucille Ball
I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
Madonna
I’m the girl you’ll never be.
Unknown
Fun Selfie Quotes
You can be the most beautiful person in the world, and everybody sees light and rainbows when they look at you, but if you yourself don’t know it, all of that doesn’t even matter.
C. JoyBell C.
Morning time is Selfie Time #GoodMorning.
Unknown
Don’t ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive.
Howard Washington Thurman
This is how I look when taking a selfie.
Unknown
My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look.
Unknown
I woke up like this. #flawless
Unknown
Photos Quotes
You are not what others think you are. You are what God knows you are.
Shannon L. Alder
Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one’s self.
Unknown
I’d rather laugh with the sinners.
Unknown
Throwback to when I was a nerd.
Unknown
I don’t like to take a selfie, but when I do, I usually seek others’ help.
Unknown
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By Michael O’Halloran
Michael O’Halloran founded Greeting Card Poet in 2014 and has worked as its publisher and editor ever since. He has co-authored four books on kids’ trivia and four on coaching. Previously, Michael was the president of Magnetic Poetry. He has invented and brought over 75 new gift and toy products to market, most of which deal with wordplay. Mike is married and a father of four daughters.
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