These funny Tuesday quotes are a great way to start a workday at the front end of the week. If you carry forward your Monday blues to Tuesday, there are many inspiring sayings to help you get through the day.
This day is named after the God of War in different cultures. Instead of frowning about it, turn this day into a great opportunity to do better things and achieve higher success.
Some of these quotes might make you laugh, and others you’ll draw inspiration from. You’ll find great motivation and strength in these words to help you get through your day. Read these quotes and share them with friends to help everyone be the best they can be.
Quotes About Tuesday
Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.
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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
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Monday always passes, and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.
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Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.
Jim Miller
In college, you had to worry about that math class or this exam that was coming up on Tuesday, but not in the professionals. You eat, sleep, and do everything related to your craft – and your craft is football. You can be at it from sunup to sundown.
Cam Newton
Tuesday is a good day; you survived Monday. And tomorrow is Wednesday, halfway through your work week!
Kate Summers

Happy Tuesday Sayings
It’s TUESDAY! And since it’s CHOOSE DAY: Choose to Smile, Choose to be Happy, Choose to Love, Choose to Bless, Choose to be a Blessing, Choose to be Humble, Choose to be Patient, and Choose to be Kind.
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On this Tuesday, remember that an attitude is contagious, so remember to have a good one.
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Happy Tuesday. Don’t worry; Friday is coming.
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Tuesday is a huge day.
Ian Mcdougal
Have a beautiful day! Take time to enjoy the wonder and beauty of each moment. Happy Tuesday!
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Happy Tuesday! Having even one small positive thought can change the rest of your day for the better.
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Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than “Happy Monday!”
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Good Tuesday Quotes
I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic about being fearful, and too determined to be defeated.
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Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!
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Tuesdays are a chance for a new beginning and a new perspective, so make them count.
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A fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for great things to come. That is what Tuesdays really are.
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Hold onto positive things that elevate your spirit and be with positive people. Happy Tuesday.
Tracey Edmonds
Tuesday! Worry less, live more.
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One small, positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
Dalai Lama
I challenge you to let every day be a Friday. Give yourself permission to be happy every day.
Joel Osteen
Did someone order a bright and sunny day? Well…here it is. Happy Tuesday!
Anthony T. Hincks
Motivating Insights for Tuesday
Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is constantly filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at yourself.
Tracey Edmonds
Tuesday: A day to ask yourself, how much courage do you have? Are you doing your best work? Are you complaining, or are you finding solutions? And, are you living your dreams?
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Schedule your time. People always ask, ‘How do you do it all?’ I’m like a walking calendar. I literally make my snacks on a Sunday if I’m traveling on a Tuesday, and I’ll pack them before I leave.
Molly Sims
If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.
Will Rogers
Today is thoughtful Tuesday. Try doing something nice for someone else, whether it is a kind gesture or a positive remark.
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I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.
Liam Neeson
You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday.
Lewis Grizzard
Inspirational Tuesday Sayings
We never know what a week from next Tuesday is going to hold. It may be an ordinary day filled with quite regular activities and demands. Most of the time that is exactly what a week from next Tuesday will hold.
Matthew Rich
For many people, Tuesday is one of those days when an air of gloominess seems to pervade everything. However, Tuesday is a good day for both reflection and action. After escaping the carelessness of the weekend, life becomes serious again.
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I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated.
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Good morning Tuesday! Please enter and pour that shower of blessings into our lives and renew our spirits, strength, faith, and hope.
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Take action to live your dreams; even if it is only a little bit each day, your dreams can come true. Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in.
Bill Bradley
Inspiring Tuesday Quotes
Don’t give up this Tuesday! Every single time that something goes well for you, even the tiniest little achievement, be pleased with yourself.
Rebecca Turner
Have a beautiful Tuesday! Your mantra is: ‘All I have is all I need and all I need is all I have in this moment.’
Bryan Katie
The key to a happy Tuesday is forgetting about the broken images of Monday and focusing on a new beginning. Tuesday is, in some ways, a bright and promising day.
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It’s TUESDAY! And since it’s Chooseday: choose to smile, choose to be happy, choose to love, choose to bless, choose to be a blessing, choose to be humble, choose to be patient, choose to be kind… And above all, Choose God to guide your life. HAPPY TUESDAY!
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Without ambition, one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Dr. Seuss — Tuesday Quotes
Your ambition has gotten you to where you are, now be persistent this Tuesday and keep moving forward to be where you want to be! If you really want to eat, keep climbing. The fruits are on top of the tree! While this quote may make you smile this Tuesday, it is one that contains words of wisdom as you work towards your goals! You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!
Dr. Seuss
Challenge your mind on a Tuesday with these Tricky Riddles.

Funny Tuesday Quotes
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ray Kroc
Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.
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Ah, Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.
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A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!
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Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.
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After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.
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Dear Tuesday, Nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin.
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Hilarious Tuesday Quotations
TUESDAY – I can’t even see the weekend from here.
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I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Nelson Algren
Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.
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Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday, I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.
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Did you know that Tuesday was named for a one-handed god?

Best Tuesday Quotes
Tuesday’s child is full of grace.
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We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count. It’s the regular days of the year that you have to keep your attention on her.
BJ the Chicago Kid
Silence is the invisibility of talking. I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day unless it’s Tuesday.
Will Advise
Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.
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No matter how good you might be in a movie, you’ll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That’s the thrill of it.
Kevin Spacey
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
Bill Gates
I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.
Jack Warner
There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps, and no light comes, and the air is full of water, and nobody really loves anybody.
Zadie Smith
Short Quotes for Tuesday
Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.
Emily P. Freeman
There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.
Anton Chekhov
Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?
Todd Stocker
May God continue his blessings for a beautiful Tuesday!
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Don’t count the days. Make the days count.
Muhammad Ali
Awesome Tuesday Quotes
Each day of the week is special in its own way and brings us a different set of challenges. Among them, Tuesday seems like the poorer relative, but in fact, it is one of the days when most things are accomplished and when many things are ticked off the list.
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On this beautiful Tuesday, choose peace, choose love, and choose acceptance.
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The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns.
Samuel Beckett
Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.
Byron Pulsifer
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Have a beautiful Tuesday. All I have is all I need and all I need is all I have in this moment.
Bryan Katie
Amusing Tuesday Quotes
Thinking about happy times on a Tuesday is like going to the beach when there is no sun.
Alain Bremond-Torrent
Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!
Neil Leckman
You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. Lewis Grizzard
Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.
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There is no point in learning on a Tuesday when on a Thursday it might be completely different.
Alycia Debnam-Carey
Motivational Tuesday Quotes
Tuesday is a good day to reflect on the types of thoughts you are feeding your mind each day!
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How would your Tuesday be different if you conducted yourself with complete love and consideration? Byron Pulsifer
Tuesday is a good day; you survived Monday. And tomorrow is Wednesday, halfway through your work week!
Kate Summers
What are you planting in your mind this Tuesday – results or weeds?
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Let Tuesday tarnish your day with love and smiles. Happy Tuesday.
Anthony T. Hincks
My feelings of accomplishment leftover from the day before allowing my Tuesdays as a testament to my children that each day brings its own rewards for a job well done.
Byron Pulsifer
Tuesday Captions
Tuesdays, Am I right?
Canceling my subscription to Tuesdays.
Sending some Tuesday love to all my peeps.
Never say die.
One more day til Hump Day.
Another Tuesday morning wishing it was Friday.
Best Tuesday Ever!
Always be yourself — even on Tuesdays.
Let’s Go!
Tuesdays are an attitude!
Just another slow Tuesday.
Tuesdays: When America Works!
Best Tuesday Captions for Instagram
Survived Monday in style.
Even my worst Tuesday is better than Monday.
I’m calling it “Treat Yo self Tuesday!”
Good morning, Tuesday — you’re looking good!
It’s Tuesday — just keep kicking fast.
Tuesday is Choose Day. Choose to have fun!
Tuesday… I can see Friday if I stand on my tiptoes.
Surround yourself with chocolate, not bad people.
The best time to start laughing is Tuesday (or, so I’m told!)
Time for my Tuesday pep talk — it got me through Monday.
It’s the right time of the week to bit off more than you can chew.
Tuesdays: Where Mondays go to die.
By Liz Olson
Liz is a poet and writer living in Minneapolis.
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