These funny Tuesday quotes are a great way to start a workday at the front end of the week. If you carry forward your Monday blues to Tuesday, there are many inspiring sayings to help you get through the day.
This day is named after the God of War in different cultures. Instead of frowning about it, turn this day into a great opportunity to do better things and achieve higher success.
Some of these quotes might make you laugh, and others you’ll draw inspiration from. You’ll find great motivation and strength in these words to help you get through your day. Read these quotes and share them with friends to help everyone be the best they can be.
Quotes About Tuesday
Tuesday is Monday’s ugly sister.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.
Monday always passes, and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.
Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That’s cleaning day.
In college, you had to worry about that math class or this exam that’s coming up on Tuesday, but not in the professionals. You eat, sleep, and do everything related to your craft – and your craft is football. You can be at it from sunup to sundown.
Happy Tuesday Sayings
It’s TUESDAY! And since it’s CHOOSE DAY: Choose to Smile, Choose to be Happy, Choose to Love, Choose to Bless, Choose to be a Blessing, Choose to be Humble, Choose to be Patient, and Choose to be Kind.
On this Tuesday, remember that an attitude is contagious, so remember to have a good one.
Happy Tuesday. Don’t worry, Friday is coming.
Tuesday is a huge day.
Happy Tuesday! Having even one small positive thought can change the rest of your day for the better.
Good Tuesday Quotes
I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic about being fearful, and too determined to be defeated.
Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!
Tuesdays are a chance for a new beginning and a new perspective, so make them count.
A fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for great things to come. That is what Tuesdays really are.
One small, positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
Good morning Tuesday! Please enter and pour that shower of blessings into our lives and renew our spirits, strength, faith, and hope.
Challenge your mind on a Tuesday with these Tricky Riddles.
Funny Tuesday Quotes
Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.
Ah, Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.
A Tuesday after a three-day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!
Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.
TUESDAY – I can’t even see the weekend from here.
I went out there for a thousand a week, and I worked Monday, and I got fired Wednesday. The guy that hired me was out of town Tuesday.
Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.
Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday, I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.
Did you know that Tuesday was named for a one-handed god?
Best Tuesday Quotes
Tuesday’s child is full of grace.
We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count. It’s the regular days of the year that you have to keep your attention on her.
BJ the Chicago Kid
Silence is the invisibility of talking. I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day unless it’s Tuesday.
Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.
No matter how good you might be in a movie, you’ll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That’s the thrill of it.
You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?
I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.
There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps, and no light comes, and the air is full of water, and nobody really loves anybody.
By Liz Olson
Liz is a poet and writer living in Minneapolis.
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