Posting some good Father’s Day captions on the third Sunday in June is a right of passage for many sons and daughters. First, you find the perfect photo. Then, you add a few words to make the photo come alive.
For the photo, you’re on your own. Maybe ask your mother or a sibling for help. But, for the captions, we’ve got your back. Check out our list of 73 funny Father’s Day captions below.
Funny Happy Father’s Day Captions
1.) Pop Rocks!
2.) Dad, I can never repay you. I’m not speaking figuratively. I can really never repay you.
3.) Dad to the bone!
4.) To one of my favorite parents.
5.) Worst jokes; Best Dad!
6.) I love this guy more than he loves pickleball.
7.) My father keeps all his jokes in a dad-a-base.
8.) Not at dad bod, it’s a father figure.
9.) Dads: Where bad jokes go to be reborn.
10.) World’s Greatest Farter. Dang, spell check, Father. World’s Greatest Father.
11.) Dad: the man, the myth, the legend.
12.) His jokes are armed and Dadly!
13.) No one can top Pop!
14.) Dad: The Lawn Ranger.
15.) I love our silent understanding that I’m the favorite.
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16.) Ain’t no hood like fatherhood.
17.) My dad’s superpower is grilling meat.
18.) My own founding father.
19.) Meet the “Old Block.”
20.) Hoping this Father’s Day is as much fan as before he had kids.
21.) No matter what life throws at you, no one can ever say you have ugly daughters.
22.) Not all superheroes wear capes.
23.) A father is a banker provided by nature.
24.) How to torture your dad: Tie him up and refold a map incorrectly.
25.) Dad, remember when you told me the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out? Well played, Dad.
26.) Behind every good kid is a great dad.
27.) When all else fails, call Dad.
28.) Dad, when I have my own kids, I want to be as funny as you think you are.
29.) Without me and the siblings, today is just another day. You’re welcome!
30.) Yoda Best!
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31.) Telling a dad joke on Father’s Day… that’s how eye roll.
32.) To the ultimate “Yes Man” when Mom said “No!”
33.) The Big Kahuna.
34.) Forever Family!
35.) Life is meant to be shared with those you love.
36.) Here’s to the guy that was always there for me.
37.) Spiders live in fear of this guy!
38.) Forever young.
39.) Here’s the ringmaster of our family circus.
40.) Edging out coffee, pizza, and chocolate is my dad.
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41.) Don’t make me stop this car.
42.) I’m not sleeping I’m just resting my eyes.
43.) Go ask your mother.
44.) You’re not going and that’s final!
45.) You call that music?
46.) That lawn isn’t going to mow itself.
47.) This is going to hurt me more than you.
48.) You’ll have kids of your own some day.
49.) When I was your age.
50.) I didn’t get a haircut, I got ‘em all cut.
51.) These are the best years of your life.
52.) Money doesn’t grow on trees.
53.) Because I said so.
54.) The hardest thing about being a parent is the kids.
55.) I don’t need to ask for directions.
56.) I’m on a seafood diet… I see food and eat it.
57.) I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
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58.) What did the buffalo say when his son left?
59.) Why did dad say Velcro is not a good idea?
He said it’s a rip-off.
60.) If you tell a dad joke and you’re not a dad, what’s it called?
A faux pa.
61.) Dad liked the documentary on beavers,
It was the best dam thing he’s ever watched.
62.) “The doc said I have Type A blood,” the father told his son.
But, it was a Type O.
63.) What did baby corn say to mama corn?
64.) When is a joke a “dad joke”?
When it’s apparent.
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65.) When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.
66.) On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting Daddy’s freedom.
67.) It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.
68.) When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, Daddy, will you take me to the zoo? He answered, If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.
69.) I smile because you’re my father. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.
70.) Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
71.) There should be a children’s song, if you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.
72.) A father holds his daughter’s hand for a short while, but he holds her heart forever.
73.) I know that if my mom fell and screamed for help, my dad would jump right up to rescue her as soon as it was halftime.
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There you have it. Lots of choices for how to make your dad a social media star for just one day. In addition to making a post on Facebook or Instagram, you might also consider an in-person visit, a phone call, a gift, and some heartfelt words of gratitude.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder of Greeting Card Poet and the father of four amazing kids.
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