Delivering good insults shouldn’t be part of your daily life. Still, there are those times when a friend has jokingly zinged you and it’s time to unleash a put-down of your own.
That’s where this list can help.
Look, we all know that verbal confrontations happen. It helps to be prepared. With the caveat of using these sparingly, here are 23 funny insults that will have your audience laughing (and questioning why they picked on you in the first place!)
All right class, sharpen your pencils and take notes… Let’s begin.
1.) The Backhanded Compliment
I like you… you have the sense of adventure of a much younger person.
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2.) The Doubleheader
Oh dear, you’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
3.) The No-Brainer
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
4.) Adding Insult to Injury
Don’t be ashamed of who you are; that’s your parents’ job.
5.) The Heart of the Matter
You’re a Peach! I treasure the time I don’t spend with you.
The rule of thumb with the concept of insulting someone is to know your audience. Never was that concept so important than with these savage insults.
6.) Savage Comeback
What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.
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7.) Fashionable Insulting
You look like a “Before” picture.
8.) Talking Down To Your Audience
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain to you.
9.) In-Your-Face Disparagement — Good Insults
Who left the bag of idiots open?
10.) Insulting Words
No need for insults. Your face is one all by itself.
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Practice your delivery with a brother, sister, or close friend. It’s not just what you say, but, also how you say it.
11.) This is why people talk about you when you leave the room.
12.) If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
13.) I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
14.) Some folks are such treasures you just want to bury them.
15.) I’ve got heels higher than your standards.
16.) I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to use so many syllables.
17.) Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
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18.) Your inferiority complex is totally justified.
19.) It’s impossible to underestimate you.
20.) Your approach was good, now let’s see your departure.
21.) No, seriously, keep telling your story. I only yawn when I’m fascinated.
22.) Are you always a clown or do you just perform when I’m around?
23.) Being moronic is not a crime. You’re free to go!
By Emma Rockhurst
When not writing, you can usually find Emma at the dog park with her golden retriever, Baxter.
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