Funny Friday Quotes and Sayings
Our funny Friday quotes and sayings pay tribute to the day that serves as the gateway to the weekend.
If one day of the week were selected as the “Holiday Day,” Friday would be it. Everyone seems to be waiting for Fridays. You might enjoy our funny Friday puns and jokes.
Here are some humorous insights to make you feel even better about your favorite day of the week!
Friday Funny Quotes
1.) Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.
Lauren Oliver
2.) It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth-story window on Friday.
American Proverb
3.) Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?
Unknown
4.) Contrary to what the fans may think, you don’t just show up, wear a striped shirt, and a whistle on Friday night.
Jim Mitchell
5.) It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.
Kai Sinclair
6.) I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents.
Ann Diehl
8.) Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.
Robert Black
Last Work Day Sayings
9.) Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for the wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
Dr. Seuss
10.) Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.
Richard Nelson Bolles
11.) Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12.) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman
13.) It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Unknown
14.) Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Unknown
How is the name Friday derived?
Funny Friday Sayings
15.) Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.
Unknown
16.) If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
Unknown
17.) I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.
Hanna Rhoades
18.) Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
19.) I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
Unknown
20.) I must have an enormous amount of intelligence; Sometimes, it even takes a week to get it moving.
Unknown
21.) It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Unknown
22.) If you must have the motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Noel Coward
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Best Quotes About Friday
23.) I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Unknown
24.) Music always sounds better on Friday.
Lou Brutus
25.) Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
Unknown
26.) The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday. (Check out more humorous puns.)
Unknown
27.) There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach that you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, I can’t wait to go home?
Chuck Schumer
28.) Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
Unknown
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Humorous Friday Sayings
29.) Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.
Unknown
30.) The last months, weeks, and days have seen accelerating discussions involving the DUP for the first time about a comprehensive agreement that would see all outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday Agreement implemented in full.
Gerry Adams
31.) If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
Unknown
32.) Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ on Monday at 8 AM during my drive to work.
Unknown
33.) For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.
John Sununu
34.) My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?
Unknown
35.) Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
Unknown
36.) If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
Kathy Griffin
37.) Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels, and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
Unknown
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Working For The Weekend
38.) I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already, said No one in history, ever.
Unknown
39.) I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.
Edie Falco
40.) Finally Friday! I haven’t been this excited since my pager got stuck!
Unknown
41.) Making food is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.
Chrissy Teigen
42.) Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.
David Chiles
43.) When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.
Edmond Mbiaka
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Happy Friday Quotes
44.) Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
Unknown
45.) Pencils down. Close your books. It’s Friday, and you deserve a break. Happy Friday!
Unknown
46.) It may be impossible, but I would love to be as happy and excited as I am on a Friday.
Unknown
47.) Whew. It felt like a whole week before it was finally Friday again. Happy Friday!
Unknown
48.) Big dreams. Big inspirations. This is what we have all waited for: Friday to come and go, so the weekend can start. Happy Friday!
Unknown
49.) I wish every day was Friday; it is the start of a true week with two days of no work. Happy Friday!
Unknown
50.) What happened before today is a blur. What happens tomorrow is sure to be exciting. Happy Friday!
Unknown
51.) I can live without Monday, but Friday is priceless and impossible to let go. Happy Friday!
Unknown
52.) Every teacher out there should do one thing this Friday: send their students into the weekend inspired. Happy Friday!
Unknown
53.) All negative attitudes have been thrown out the door and won’t be back until Monday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
54.) Happy days start with a Friday and have a way of abruptly ending the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Happy Friday!
Unknown
55.) If there was one day of my life I wouldn’t want to forget, it would be a Friday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
56.) Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the things you’ve encountered this week and have a great weekend.
Unknown
Funny Friday Phrases and Messages
57.) You can have fun all year long, but there is something truly special about sitting down and relaxing on a Friday night while everyone else is too drunk to remember the evening. Happy Friday!
Unknown
58.) Happy Friday! May your wine glasses never empty and the days last forever.
Unknown
59.) Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning, I begin and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.
John Tenniel
60.) If I had one wish, it would be to remove Monday and replace it with a second Friday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
61.) Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first.
Unknown
62.) It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
Amy Neftzger
63.) It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
Unknown
About That Last Work Day
64.) I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.
Johann Lamont
65.) I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.
Jarod Kintz
66.) The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Unknown
67.) My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Robert Ripley
68.) There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover.
Unknown
69.) Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Rico
70.) Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
71.) The most frustrating thing to me is when I tell people I work on ‘Friday Night Lights,’ they’ll say, ‘Oh, I hear that’s a really good show.’ They never watched it.
Jason Katims
72.) When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.
Adelle Waldman
TGIF Insights
73.) Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special, even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived, and you can indulge yourself a bit.
Helen Mirren
74.) Although I understand that all days are equal, with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.
D.S. Mixel
75.) Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.
S. O’Sade
76.) It’s Friday morning, mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown, and let the monster see you smile!
Napz Cherub Pellazo
77.) If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
James Johnson
Fun Friday Quotes
78.) Every Friday, I like to high-five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.
Nanea Hoffman
79.) Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!
Kate Summers
80.) Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.
Florence Welch
81.) Friday afternoon feels like Heaven.
El Fuego
82.) Take a break; you will be more refreshed to begin the workweek if you have had a break.
Unknown
Best Day of Week Quotes
83.) Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
84.) On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.
Douglas Booth
85.) Every day is a good day; if you don’t believe me, just try missing one of them.
Zig Ziglar
86.) It’s finally Friday; I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.
George Jones
87.) Change your way of thinking. Use your energy to accomplish more productive things. The choice is yours and it can be made today!
Garrett Kingston
88.) Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me from Mon–Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
Unknown
89.) Coziness+Smell of pancakes-Alarm clock=Weekend.
Amy Krouse Rosenthal
90.) There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka
Unknown
91.) Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.
Neil Gaiman
92.) Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work.
Rasheed Ogunlaru
93.) You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.
Donny Deutsch
In Love with Friday
94.) Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
Nanea Hoffman
95.) Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Fridays.
Ernie Els
96.) I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night, just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.
Don Cheadle
97.) May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.
Vinay Agarwal
98.) Thursday, I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.
The Cure
99.) What do millennial Eskimos do Friday night with girls they like? Net fish and chill.
Unknown
100.) It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Ronald Wilson
101.) Dear week, I am so over you. I am leaving you for your best friend – weekend.
Unknown
102.) What comes after Black Friday?
Answer: Broke Saturday!
Unknown
Awesome Friday Quotes
103.) Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.
Unknown
104.) Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday. You deserve a break.
Cardinal Maritime
105.) I do like escapism. Like going to the movies on Friday night and seeing something fun.
Charlie Kaufman
106.) The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk
Heartfelt Friday Quotes
107.) Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play day.
James A. Murphy
108.) It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!
Napz Cherub Pellazo
109.) Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is yourer than you.
Dr. Seuss
110.) But it’s Friday is a valid excuse for almost anything today.
William Anderson
Ready For The Weekend – Friday Quotes
111.) Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn vos Savant
112.) Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.
Stephen King
113.) Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Soren Kierkegaard
114.) A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
Robert M. Gates
115.) Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
116.) Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of wine.
Unknown
117.) Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.
S. Mixel
Short Friday Quotes
118.) Thursday, which is Friday Eve in Optimisian.
Unknown
119.) That Shawshank scene where Andy Dufresne finally reaches freedom, but it’s me getting out of work on Friday afternoon.
Unknown
120.) Life is beautiful, especially on Friday!
Unknown
121.) It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves, they tend to spill over.
Parag Tipnis
122.) On Monday morning, I look forward fearlessly to Friday’s eve.
Ellen Wittlinger
123.) You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.
Robin Williams
124.) Music always sounds better on Friday.
Lou Brutus
125.) Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
Nanea Hoffman
By Michael O’Halloran
Michael O’Halloran founded Greeting Card Poet in 2014 and has worked as its publisher and editor ever since. He has co-authored four books on kids’ trivia and four on coaching. Previously, Michael was the president of Magnetic Poetry. He has invented and brought over 75 new gift and toy products to market, most of which deal with wordplay. Mike is married and a father of four daughters.
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