Inserting some humor into situations can add fun to these funny anniversary wishes.
Below are some selections that might work for you. Use your discretion. Tip: You might start with a funny line and then move to something more serious. Remember, you’re not just going for laughs.
Top Ten Funny Anniversary Wishes
If you’re in a hurry, the Poet and his expert panel have identified the top 10 choices.
1.) Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.
2.) God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year, hubby!
3.) Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes out. But you still keep me charged. Love you, and happy anniversary.
4.) Three kids, two love birds, and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya!
5.) We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary, Baby!
6.) We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go, my Love.
7.) To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever.
8.) You’re Bogie, and I’m Bacall. Happy Anniversary Sweets!
9.) Through thick and thin? I used to be thin, and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary.
10.) They said love like ours would never last. What do they know? Happy Anniversary!
WARNING: As always, use these wishes at your own peril. Remember the “Hell hath no fury…” quote. Please note we don’t have your backs. You’re on your own.
Funny Anniversary Wishes to My Husband
11.) I’m completely not sick of you yet. Of all the amazing people I’ve met, you still amaze me the most!
12.) Another revolution of the earth, and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!
13.) A special anniversary message for a great man: Let’s keep making memory after memory together, even though you’re losing yours.
14.) The secret of our long marriage: You wear the pants, and I control the bank account. Happy Anniversary to the best husband!
15.) Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Cheers to our Anniversary! Look for your anniversary card and gift in our bedroom.
16.) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Let’s celebrate while we can – Happy anniversary!
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17.) Happy Anniversary to a special woman from someone that you’re probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.
18.) Today, we celebrate your most difficult accomplishment, staying married to me all these years. Actually, I’m thinking of some soft music and a little candlelight tonight. We’ll make it one of the best Fridays ever.
19.) You would think this thing called love would get easier. Nope. Happy Anniversary!
20.) Cheers to another year of pain and suffering. Jk, you’re the best spouse I could ever hope for. I hope to fill the rest of your life with a mile of smiles and lots of laughter.
21.) I feel like I’m the peanut butter to your jelly. We go together well. I feel like I first put on my wedding band just yesterday. The decision to buy your engagement ring was the best call of my life.
22.) Today, we recognize and celebrate one of the greatest achievements of all time — your staying married to me for X years! Happiest of Anniversaries.
Funny Anniversary Wishes For Wife
23.) Now, if I can remember your birthday too! Happy Anniversary to my favorite dancing partner. I’m doing the dishes tonight.
24.) Each anniversary that passes, it gets a little easier for me to accept the fact that you will be stuck with me for the rest of my life. I think of that every time I put on my wedding ring.
25.) It would be hard to imagine a life without you — laundry, cooking, and cleaning don’t just happen by themselves. Seriously, three important words: I love you!
26.) It started with a dream of a life together – and the dream keeps getting better (despite an occasional nightmare). When the alarm clock went off this morning, I was thinking of you. Happy Anniversary.
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Funny Anniversary Wishes for Parents
27.) Mom and Dad: you two go together like green olives and martinis. Hip-hip-hurrah to the sweetest lovebirds I know! Congrats on your matrimony and that stuff!
28.) “Leading by example” or “Do what we say, not what we do”: I can’t determine what line best fits your marriage instruction advice. All seriousness aside, congratulations on your X years of marriage.
29.) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. But whatever you two are doing is working. You two are like the car battery of our family – you get us going. Stay happy and Happy Anniversary!
30.) I guess we can count among your master skills: marrying well, tolerance, and raising kids. Happy Anniversary from all of us kids — your masterpieces:)!
31.) If the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree, I’m expecting to marry the girl of my dreams and be married for X number of years! (I know, the jury is still out.) Thanks, Mom and Pops!
32.) Congratulations to a couple of swell eggs! On any given year, I might give you socks or forget your anniversary altogether, but not this year.
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Wishes for Couples
33.) Love is like a war between two battling armies – easy to begin; but difficult to end. Happy Anniversary anyways!
34.) Don’t view your years of marriage as when time stood still. Rather, thinking about it as the minutes flying by. Congrats on your big anniversary, you two lovebirds! What began as an amazing dream has come to life.
35.) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Happy Anniversary to you and your cellmate!
36.) X years of marriage! I have shoes older than that! No, really, happy anniversary. Anniversaries celebrate the memories of yesterday with the hopes of tomorrow.
37.) Defying the long odds, you two have stayed married for another year. Who would’ve guessed? Just kidding, I hope you find time to celebrate in a big way!
You Did It!
38.) To say you two were meant for each other is a disservice to one of you. (You know who! Wink, wink). Happy Anniversary.
39.) Cupid’s arrow was a bullseye when you two came together. Happy Anniversary!
40.) To the hip couple who always seems connected at the hip – congrats!
41.) Sweet words, kind acts, and the high cost of lawyers hold marriages together. Keep the good times rolling, and happy anniversary!
Tip: These funny anniversary wishes make great photo captions on social media!
Funny Anniversary Messages for Friends
42.) Love makes the world go round. You two must be dizzy! Congrats to the happy couple!
43.) Love will find a way. In your case, we thought it was the wrong direction. But you proved us and the masses wrong. Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!
44.) You two seem to live by the adage – love at first sight and every day afterward. Have a great anniversary, you charming pair!
45.) Cupid must have a great sense of humor to match you two up. Happy Anniversary!
46.) When he said, “I love you to the moon and back,” and you asked him to stop the Star Wars references, we didn’t think this marriage would last. Were we ever wrong? Congrats!
47.) Has it come to the point that a big anniversary night out is at Applebee’s? Splurge and enjoy yourselves this anniversary!
48.) Two words come to mind when I think of your anniversary: “Odd Couple” – no, just kidding, “Perfect Pair”!
Funny Anniversary Greeting
49.) The best I can say about this marriage is that misery loves company. Really – nothing could be further from the truth. You two are great together and deserve to celebrate!
50.) You know they say, “The course of true love never did run smooth,” and after knowing you two for some time, I have to agree. Nevertheless, it’s working on some level, and for that, just fooling. Happy Anniversary!
A.) They say that drug stores and gift shops really understand life. That’s why Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are placed right next to each other. Of course, that’s not true.
But it does remind me of an old anniversary joke.
B.) It was close to his wedding anniversary, and Jack noticed that his wife Jill was leaving jewelry catalogs on the kitchen table, in the TV room, and even in the bedroom. Jack did what any astute husband should do. He bought Jill a magazine rack.
Or here’s another anniversary joke.
C.) Jill: What are you getting me for our 20th wedding anniversary?
Jack: I’m taking you to Paris.
Jill: That sounds amazing! Then, what are you getting me for our 30th?
Jack: I will pick you up.
D.) Jill: You always buy the worst anniversary gift.
Jack: You didn’t say over. Over.
Funny Anniversary Captions
- A good relationship is like a hot dog. Only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.
- Choosing you makes up for all those other bad decisions I made.
- Same time next year?
- One year down and a lifetime to go.
- Thanks for never watching an episode of Friends without me.
- There’s no one else I’d rather have snoring next to me.
- Happy Anniversary, Weirdo!
- It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.
- I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday, you made a mess in the kitchen.
- You still take my breath away (like a punch in the gut)!
Jokes aside, consider combining your funny anniversary message with an anniversary gift and a fun night out on the town. It virtually guarantees a memorable night.
You spend an amazing amount of time with your spouse, so spend a little more to make your anniversary special.
You both need a break from the three-ring circus of life.
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.
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