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Beach Instagram Captions: Funny, Cute, Good

Looking for some funny beach Instagram captions? We’ve got you covered like SPF 50.

Everyone enjoys a day at the beach. The sun, the sand, the seagulls trying to take your food — it’s practically paradise. And your gang loves to take selfies and pose for photos in all kinds of compromising positions. So, with tongue firmly in cheek, here are a bunch of beachy captions for Instagram or your other photos, too.

Try to find captions that best describe the situation and the way you feel. Now you don’t have to worry about coming up with a witty caption, just a great photo. So, relax and enjoy the beach, and have fun picking out some funny lines.

Best Beach Instagram Captions

Gone to beach, be back never .

Gone to the Beach; Be Back Never

And isn’t this the sentiment we all share after a great beach vacation? Who would ever want it to end?

Seas the Day meme

Seas the Day.

Quick and to the point, when you’re escaping a cold winter elsewhere, you need to double-time your beach time. Plus, this is a play-on-words of the old Latin phrase, “Carpe Diem.”

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Beach you to it.

One of those great beach Instagram captions that is catchy and presents the perfect opportunity to showcase a beautiful photograph.

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Best Escape Anyone Can Have.

Sunny holidays remind us of previous outings to great beach locales. Is it an escape from the hustle of work and busy schedules? You bet it is!

Beach is my happy place meme

Good Beach Instagram Quotes

The Beach is my happy place.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this, I wouldn’t be writing a text on this page. You know what the writer means — it’s relaxing and fun to spend a day in the sun.

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Shell we dance?

Any type of pun is fair game for a beach caption. This one just happens to work particularly well.

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Life is better with a little sand between your toes.

Have you ever noticed that you don’t have to coax kids to go to the beach? It seems virtually everyone, from day one, loves the feeling of being in the water, sand, and the sun.

Beach Instagram Captions - unhappy clam image

Ever met a happy clam?

You know the saying, “Happy as a clam.” Well, where to clams live?

Clever Beach Instagram Captions

Are you squidding me?

Beach Rebel: Swimming before waiting an hour.

Love the beach; can I be any more Pacific?

Mahalo to the beach gods.

Here’s the crew, live in the sunshine.

I love you to the beach and back.

Take only memories; leave only footprints.

A nice swim in the sea followed by a nap on the beach…heavenly.

Announce to all of the social media, you are the queen (king) of the beach!

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Beach Hashtags

Somewhere beyond the sea.

Let it snow elsewhere.


Beach time is party time.



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Island Captions

Because sometimes you just need a beach day.

Catch the beaches one wave at a time.

The shady side of the beach is like the dark side of the moon.

Let’s take a deep dive at the beach.

I just don’t feel like myself when I’m not at the beach.

There’s nothing better than a sunrise at the beach.

Bouy is this a nice beach!

How many beaches does it take to make you happy? One.

Dear beach, never change.

I’m happiest when I’m at the beach, notice a smile.

I thought I knew true bliss, then I saw the sign, this way to the beach,

A house on the beach is better than two on the hill.

You’ll worry less at the beach.

If I lived on the beach, I’d be living in heaven.

Beach + Relax = Happy

It’s a cocktail hour on beach time.

You can’t find a better life than at the beach.

You’ll find it on the beach.

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Fun in the Sun Captions

The beach will tide you over.

High tides, low tides, fun times, repeat.

The time spent at the beach is the best time spent.

At the beach, we dream in one color…blue.

Sea you at the beach.

Catch a wave and ride it to the beach.

Sand under my feet, sea air in my hair, the sun in my face, doesn’t get any better than that.

At the beach, I feel free.

Beach life is the best life.

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Funny Beach Instagram Captions

Friends don’t let friends swim alone.

Sorry, I’m octupied.

Just remember a pineapple a day keeps the clouds away.

I’ve never met a palm tree I didn’t like.

Water you doing?

Avoid pier pressure.

Girls just wanna have sun.

I wish they made a chewable Vitamin sea.

Sea the beaches, be the beaches.

I’m on the sand with my beaches.

I got a call on this shell, it’s for you.

All you need is a beach.

Party like a beach bum.

I can sea clearly now.

Why no, I’m not an adult, why do you ask? The water wings?

I gotta admit, this day is beachin’.

The hills are alive with the sound of crashing waves, my kind of music.

Don’t worry, be salty.

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A pocket full of shells is better than a pocket full of coins.

Put all the great beaches in the world in one place, what a great place that would be.

The beach is like a smile, it goes a long way to make you feel good.

I need to get away for a couple of waves.

If I’m laying under a palm, I’m calm.

A beach by any other name would still be a beach. Sigh.

Two beaches equal a double-dip.

Don’t let the waves go to your head.

I had a sandwich for you but a pelican took it.

My idea of exercise is laying on the beach.

A good beach on a sunny day is better and cheaper than a therapist.

Funny, you don’t look like a beach bum.

It’s more than just water, it’s a wave at the beach.

Sea air is aromatherapy.

The sun makes me smile, but the beach makes me laugh.

If a beach could talk, I bet it would say, “you’re welcome.”

I’m Jonesin’ for some beach.

Wave, after wave, after wave, I think they’re trying to tell me something.

Cute Beach Sayings

You’re one mermaid I wouldn’t throwback.

I love you more than my favorite beach.

The tide comes and the tide goes, but true friends stay.

You are sun-kissed and beach missed.

Meet me at high tide, my beautiful bride.

I love you the most, coast to coast.

There may be more fish in the sea, but you’re all I sea.

Stay away from the shade.

Can you say good times and tan lines?

You look like someone who loves the beach.

A beach is full of love and laughter.

Everybody’s gone surfin’, not really, they’re all laying on the beach.

May the waves wash all your cares away.

Ocean, Sand, and Sea Captions

I love the feel of the sand in my toes and the sun on my nose.

A beautiful shell has nothing on you.

Tans may come and go, but good friends won’t fade away.

Just a bunch of beach bums, nothing to sea here, move along.

I saw the beach, it was love at first sight.

I’ve got my toes buried in the sand and a drink buried in my hand.

I’ll follow you to the beach forever.

I stared at the waves, now I’m hypnotized.

If I can sea the ocean, I must be close to happiness.

I find myself every time I go to the beach.

A beach holiday is the best holiday.

Nothing beats a beach.

You feel most alive when you’re at the beach.

I’m a beach baby.

A wave a day keeps the frowns away.

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A beach face is the best face.

My family tree is a palm.

The favorite end of my journey is always a beach.

I’d follow you anywhere, but especially to the beach.

Clever Beach Picture Captions

The beach is a state of mind, and I want to move there.

A sunny day keeps the worry away.

I may be at a distance, but never far in my heart, enjoying the beach.

It’s true, you need to wait 20 minutes after eating or you get cramps. Here I am cramping up.

True friends are like good beaches, they keep you relaxed and happy.

The beach is the great equalizer; everyone is virtually naked and feeling no pain.

You are one lucky sun of a beach.

Your wild beach hair is from wild beach air.

Sea you on the flip-flop side.

Saltwater got her.

I know this palm like the back of my hand.

Hmmm…which would you choose heaven or shell?

I haven’t sea-n you in a long time, funny to run into you at the beach.

A palm in the hand is worth two on the beach.

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Beach Puns

You can always be a kid on the beach, no matter your age.

Believe in the power of the beach.

May the beach be with you.

Toes in the blue water, head in the blue sky.

Beach bum, ski bum, big difference.

Not being barefoot on the beach is like wearing formal attire to McDonald’s.

Flip flop, flip flop, flip flop. Just walking down the beach.

Would you like salt on that beach?

My other phone is a seashell.

Namaste, stay all day at the beach.

The waves and the wind are my music.

When I close my eyes, I see the beach.

I hope a current carries me to you.

I always wanted to be a beach buoy.

A river always flows to the ocean because it misses the beach.

I’m making an 80-degree turn to the beach.

The longer I spend at the beach, the longer I want to stay.

— Tim Moodie

When Tim Moodie isn’t copywriting or creative directing, you might find him at a beach in Hawaii. He has spent many years writing funny greeting cards, coffee mugs, toilet paper, and text for novelty gifts including the box copy for the Jesse Ventura dolls.


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