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27 Funny Halloween Facebook Greetings and Messages

In this day of social media, we can all use some funny Halloween Facebook greetings. We all remember the old Halloween message after knocking on a neighbor’s door: “Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.”

Shortly thereafter, with any luck, your pillowcase cover was bearing the weight of an additional piece of candy or two. That phrase is great for kids, but what if you want to say something a little more witty on Facebook or on a greeting card?

We started with a long list and narrowed it down to 27 funny Halloween Facebook greetings for you to review, add to, edit, or make your own. Enjoy and have a Happy Halloween!

Halloween Facebook Greetings and Messages.

Spooky Halloween Wishes to add to the fun

1.) Let’s carve out some good times!

2.) Time for a coffin break at our house.

3.) Have a Spooktakular good time this Halloween!

4.) May your Halloween be scarier than what goes on every night on the news.

5.) Ghosts have a real spirit.

6.) Have a fang-tastic night.

7.) Have a bootiful Halloween.

8.) I witch you a Happy Halloween.

9.) Blood donors needed. See the Count.

10.) We’re having a Halloween Party – Come as you aren’t.

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27 Funny Halloween Facebook Greetings and Messages.

Halloween Facebook Messages

11.) Sit for a spell and have some brew.

12.) Practice safe hex.

13.) Come in for a bite.

14.) I want my mummy.

15.) Best witches from our house to yours.

16.) You strike me as one of those people who hand out fruit on Halloween.

17.) I see scary people

18.) When cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

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Greetings for Halloween

19.) My other car is a broom.

20.) I only spook when spooken to.

21.) If the broom fits, fly it.

22.) You’re too cute to scare.

23.) Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

24.) The graveyard shift is best. Make no bones about it!

25.) Happy Halloween whatever you are.

26.) Jack-o-lanterns are on the cutting edge.

27.) Boo to you from our crew.

Look here for a more comprehensive list of Halloween sayings, messages, and quotes. It’s a bootiful resource for Halloween.

Spook-tacular Halloween Quotes for Facebook

28.) Monsters are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.
Stephen King

29.) I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, But there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Breault

30.) When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween.

31.) When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.

32.) Halloween wraps fear in innocence as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.
Nicholas Gordon

33.) Horror waits in the shadows, even when you are closing your eyes.

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34.) Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.
William Shakespeare

35.) If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
Douglas Coupland

36.) This is Halloween, everybody makes a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It’s our town, everybody screams In this town of Halloween.
Danny Elfman

37.) The scariest thing about October is that Christmas decorations are already starting to appear in stores. Merry Halloween and Happy Howl-days!

By Mike O’Halloran

Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.


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