Best Halloween Captions: Spooky and Funny
These funny Halloween captions pair well with your costume photos and pictures of traditional holiday icons like jack-o-lanterns, Halloween candy, and decorations.
When fright night is upon us, you’ll be ready to scare up some fun!
Cute Halloween Captions
These funny and happy Halloween messages are great to use with Halloween photos.
1.) Fright Night.
2.) Disguise da limit.
3.) Best Witches for a Spooky Halloween!
4.) Hallow-Scream!
5.) Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
6.) Eat, Drink, and Be Scary.
7.) I’m a ghost with the most, babe.
8.) Just here for the candy.
9.) Creature Feature.
10.) Candy Corn Cutie.
11.) The Boo Crew.
12.) Masks used to be just for Halloween.
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Frightening But Fun
13.) Orange you excited for Halloween night?
14.) Come in for a bite.
15.) You know Halloween is a real treat.
16.) Let’s creep it real.
17.) Taking a coffin break.
18.) Come as you aren’t.
19.) Extreme Makeover.
20.) Mischief and Mayhem.
21.) Got Treats?
22.) Mom of Monsters.
23.) The Final Haul!
24.) The Scare Factory.
25.) When a ghost gets lost in the fog, he is mist.
Halloween Instagram Captions
Your spooky and scary costumes will leave a bigger lasting impression when combined with witty Halloween captions for Instagram.
26.) As if I needed an excuse to dress up and eat candy.
27.) Just here for the candy!
28.) That’s Witchful thinking.
29.) During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.
30.) You make my heart beat faster than the Friday the 13 movies.
31.) Happy Howloween.
32.) Don’t be a scaredy-cat.
33.) Where did you park your broom?
34.) Hey Boo-tiful!
35.) Bugs and Hisses to you!
36.) Spooks Galore at your door.
37.) Do you dare enter the witch’s lair?
38.) We love our mummy.
39.) Free flying lessons with broom purchase.
40.) Caution: Goblin Crossing.
41.) He’ll scare you, silly!
Insta Captions
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42.) A wee bit wicked.
43.) Broom Hair – Don’t Care.
44.) Fangs for the memories.
45.) Witch Parking Only: All Others Will Be Toad!
46.) Foolish mortals.
47.) When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.
48.) Quote the Raven Nevermore.
49.) Fang-tastic.
50.) How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
51.) My favorite Halloween treat.
52.) Jack-o-lanterns light the night.
53.) Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
54.) Daddy’s little pumpkin
55.) 2021 was batty.
56.) Ghouls just wanna have fun.
57.) If zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.
58.) Under her spell.
59.) Bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble.
60.) Bone appetite.
61.) Make no bones about it.
Punny Halloween Captions
62.) Mummies the Word.
63.) I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym.
64.) Werewolves are fur real.
65.) Oh, my gourd – Happy Halloween.
66.) Shake your boo-ty.
67.) Halloween makes me batty.
68.) Something wicked this way comes.
69.) A scare is in the air.
70.) There’s magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
71.) She put a spell on me.
72.) A Terror-ific Time
Halloween Phrases
A creepy Halloween party is best captured with many images and some great phrases.
73.) Ghostly greetings.
74.) Stop by our house for a spell.
75.) A bootiful witch and one handsome devil.
76.) This bag will definitely come in candy.
77.) If you got it, haunt it.
78.) Happy Haunting.
79.) BOO to You.
80.) You look simply bewitching.
81.) Carving out some fun.
82.) Carving memories one pumpkin at a time.
83.) Too cute to spook.
84.) Mummy of the year.
85.) Apparently went shopping at a boo-tique.
86.) Altogether Spooky.
87.) Hallow-queen.
88.) Time to get this party startled.
89.) Bat to the bone.
90.) I’m tired of exorcising.
91.) Boo-gie on down.
92.) You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
93.) Monster Mash.
94.) Life’s a witch, and then you fly.
95.) Nobody wins the skeleton race.
96.) He’s a little batty.
97.) Trick or Treat yourself.
98.) The ghostess with the mostest.
Halloween Sayings
Say your Halloween messages to friends and family in a low voice and act as you mean it. They’re probably asking you to cut it out.
99.) Love at first bite.
100.) Halloween Magic.
101.) Boo-yah!
102.) Official Candy Taste Tester.
103.) Frankly, you’re the scariest.
104.) All the cobwebs and dust in my house became decorations. Thanks, Halloween!
105.) Tis’ the season to be spooky.
106.) Not every witch lives in Salem.
107.) Spooktacular!
108.) Easily bribed with candy.
109.) Wishing you a satisfying sugar high this Halloween.
110.) Pick of the Patch.
111.) You’re my boo.
112.) Hocus Pocus.
113.) Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
114.) One Cool Ghoul.
115.) This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
116.) Candy Corn Cutie.
117.) Scare up some fun.
118.) I hope your candy doesn’t go to waist.
119.) Halloween Vibes.
120.) Candy Time!
121.) Skeleton jokes are not humerus.
122.) This looks like a dead-end street.
123.) Squad ghouls.
124.) The Witch and Famous.
125.) So much candy, so little time.
Happy Halloween Funny Captions
Humor and Halloween go together like tricks and treats.
126.) There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
127.) My other car is a broom.
128.) I love you, pumpkin.
129.) Bring on the pumpkin spice.
130.) Zombie Queen.
131.) Free Broom Rides.
132.) Candy Inspector.
133.) The Spice Ghouls.
134.) That’s the spirit!
135.) Wickedly Cute.
136.) This witch was late because she overswept.
137.) I see scary people.
138.) Doesn’t know how to drive a stick.
139.) Bewitcha in a minute.
140.) Broom with a view.
141.) Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat.
142.) Resting Witch Face.
143.) Rattle some chains.
144.) There’s mischief brewing.
145.) Something wicked this way comes.
146.) Bone to be wild.
147.) Spooky Vibes.
148.) The graveyard shift is the best — make no bones about it.
149.) A Haunting we will go.
150.) Night of the Living Dad.
151.) Beary Scary.
152.) Don’t be afraid to mask.
153.) #squadghouls
Halloween Catch Phrases
Everyone loves Halloween Day, but not as much as they love Halloween night.
154.) Ghosty is my homeboy.
155.) Chillin’ with my zombies.
156.) Get your freak on — it’s Halloween!
157.) Hey Batter, Batter!
158.) Be afraid, be very afraid.
159.) Our daughter is a monster!
160.) If the broom fits, fly it.
161.) Did you say thank you?
162.) Cool October nights and Halloween frights.
163.) Cutest Pumpkin in the patch.
164.) Keep calm and carry a wand.
165.) How do you boo?
166.) I ain’t afraid of no ghost.
167.) Don’t make me flip my witch switch.
168.) Time to walk around and knock on doors.
169.) There are worse things than getting a toothbrush on Halloween.
170.) Chills and Thrills.
171.) Your Hallo-Queen is Here.
172.) The Mom-sters have arrived.
173.) Disguised as a responsible adult.
174.) New face, who ‘dis?
Messages for All Hallow’s Eve
These messages and wishes work great for a Halloween party and what to write on a Halloween card.
175.) This place is a ghost town.
176.) Don’t make me get the flying monkeys. (The Wicked Witch)
177.) The Boo Birds are here.
178.) Who you gonna call? (Ray Parker, Jr. Ghostbusters)
179.) A brew-tiful day in the neighborhood.
180.) Not a scare in the world.
181.) Of carved pumpkins, witches’ hats, and candy corn, a spooky Halloween tradition is born.
182.) The ghost with the most.
183.) Took Spirit Week a little too far.
184.) Happy Howl-oween!
185.) You make life magical.
186.) Hoping you get your fair scare on Halloween.
187.) Hocus Pocus – May fun appears at your door on Halloween.
189.) Monsters on the Loose.
190.) I hope your Halloween is monstrously fun!
191.) Don’t be a bonehead.
192.) Chamber of Horrors.
193.) Witching upon a star.
194.) Enter at your own risk.
195.) Witch Way to the treats?
Funny Halloween Quotes
196.) I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
197.) On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
198.) Somedays, you just have to put on your hat to remind them who they’re dealing with.
The Witch
199.) Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
200.) Being normal is vastly overrated.
Halloweentown
201.) The only thing we have to fear is fear itself — and spiders.
Unknown
202.) Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await your coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don’t forget to take out flight insurance.
Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
203.) Where my ghouls at?
Monster High
204.) Oh, look, another glorious morning. It makes me sick!
Hocus Pocus
205.) Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond
206.) It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.
Hocus Pocus
207.) May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season.
Unknown
208.) I’m a mouse, duh.
Mean Girls
209.) I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
Lizzo
Scary Quotes
210.) Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.
Arthur Conan Doyle
211.) Never trust the living.
Beetlejuice
212.) Wanna Play?
Child’s Play
213.) I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner.
Evan Peters
214.) It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.
Halloween (the movie)
215.) On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.
Nicholas Gordon
216.) Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
William Shakespeare, Macbeth
217.) We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.
Stephen King
218.) By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
William Shakespeare
219.) There is something haunting in the light of the moon.
Joseph Conrad
220.) The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes, and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
Unknown
221.) Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
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Short Halloween Quotes
222.) Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.
Tim Burton
223.) I see dead people.
The Sixth Sense
224.) Be afraid, be very afraid.
Ronnie, The Fly
225.) You frightened me. Do it again!
The Addams Family
226.) I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.
L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
227.) A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
228.) Trick or treat, a bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
Unknown
229.) I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.
The Addams Family
230.) I would like if, I may, to take you on a strange journey.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
231.) A mask tells us more than a face.
Oscar Wilde
232.) I am the Pumpkin King!
The Nightmare Before Christmas
233.) It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!
Hocus Pocus the Movie
234.) Wishing you a spooky good October and a fang-tastic Halloween!
Unknown
235.) There are only 365 days left until next Halloween!
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Closing Time
It’s that time of year to pull out the Halloween costume.
Remember, as Bill Waterson reminded us, “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”
I hope you enjoyed our collection of spooky Halloween captions. Happy Halloween!
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet. After Christmas, Halloween is his favorite holiday.
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