This collection of math jokes just might be enjoyable enough for mathematicians and for students alike to enjoy a laugh or two. The jokes and funny sayings contain something essential about math, the mathematical way of thinking, and also mathematical pop-culture.

Maybe you’re trying to woo someone special in your calculus class? Maybe, it’s National Pi Day and you want to get a few chuckles from an audience? Or, maybe you’re just trying to impress your teacher?

For whatever reason, you’re probably because you’re looking for some good jokes and we have supplied a ton of them!

**Best Math Jokes**

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- Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It’s two gross. - Heard about the mathematical plant?

It has square roots. - Why is a math book always unhappy?

Because it always has lots of problems. - What tool do you use in maths?

Multi-plyers.

**Funny Math Jokes**

- Why couldn’t the Moebius strip enroll at the school?

They required an orientation. - What does a mathematician do about constipation?

He works it out with a pencil. - Which tables do you not have to learn?

Dinner tables. - Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle?

Because if you add 4+4 you get ate. - Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos. - Where do math teachers go on vacation?

To Times Square. - What do you call friends who love math?

Algebros. - “Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. That’s relativity!”

Albert Einstein

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**Good Math Jokes**

- What is a mathematician’s favorite season?

Sum-mer. - What did one algebra book say to the other?

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems. - How does a ghost solve quadratic equations?

By completing the scare. - How does a mathematician plow fields?

With a protractor. - Why did the circle do a flip?

To get in shape. - What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?

Arithma-ticks. - I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
- Have you heard about the mathematical plant?

It has square roots.

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- How many monsters are good at math?

None, unless you Count Dracula. - How do you keep warm in a square room?

You go into the corner, where it is always 90 degrees. - Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems. - A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Decimals have a point. - Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots. - Why did the boy eat his math homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. - Have you heard the latest statistics joke?

Probably. - What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry. - What do you call an empty parrot cage?

Polygon.

**Mathematical Humor**

- Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents. - Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil. - Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?

Because she sprained her angle. - Why was the obtuse angle so upset?

Because it was never right. - Why was the warlock so bad at math?

He never knew WITCH equation to use.

### Hilarious Math Jokes

- Where do multiplication problems eat breakfast?

At times tables. - What did the spelling book say to the math book?

I know I can count on you. - What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral. - What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation. - Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side. - I just saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper…I think he must be plotting something.
- Are monsters good at math?

No, unless you Count Dracula. - How does a math professor propose to his fiancee?

With a polynomial ring.

**Calculus Jokes**

- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?

It’s too cubed. - What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?

A natural log cabin. - What is the first derivative of a cow?

Prime Rib. - Why was the parent’s function upset with its child?

It was stretched to its limit. - What is polite and works for the phone company?

A deferential operator. - Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?

He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. - What wild animal is good at calculus?

The tangent lion. - What is the integral of a log cabin d cabin?

Log Cabin + sea = houseboat. - What is purple and commutative?

An abelian grape.

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**Pi Humor**

- What do mathematicians eat on Halloween?

Pumpkin Pi. - I saw Pi fighting with the square root of two the other day…I told them to stop being so irrational.
- How do you know your math tutor is hungry?

She’ll work for pi. - Cakes are round but Pi is square.
- Why did the Pi get its driver’s license revoked?

Because it didn’t know when to stop. - What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Pi in the sky. - Remember not to eat too much pi—it will give you a large circumference.
- Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles.
- Who invented the Round Table?

Sir Cumference. - Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?

3.14.

**Number Jokes**

- Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they can’t even. - What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race?

2 fast 4 you. - What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt. - A farmer counted 297 cows in the field, but when he rounded them up, he had 300.
- Why did seven eat nine?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. - Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?

They already 8.

**— Mike O’Halloran**

*Mike is an author, inventor, and founder of Greeting Card Poet.*

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