If these funny quotes about life don’t provide a chuckle or two we’ll be shocked. Fun, humor and laughter are considered as the elements that help you get through life. Imagine have the world would have been without them. Imagine how your life would have been without them. It pays to spend every moment smiling about something. Those are the most precious moments of your life and the more you have them, the better it is. Life becomes easier when you spend more of your time laughing about things than worrying about them.
Here are funny quotes about life from men and women who have left a strong impact on time and the minds of people. Enjoy these quotes and read them to your loved ones to make them feel better too – and make this world an even merrier place to live.
Funny Life Quotes
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Funny Sayings About Life
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
Life is funny, when you are young you want to be older and those that are older wish to be younger.
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw
Life is hard, after all, it kills you.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.
Edgar Watson Howe
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said ‘Parking Fine’.
I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names.
If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
When people ask me how many people work here, I say, about a third of them.
Lisa Kennedy Montgomery
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Funny Motivational Quotations
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
I’m an idealist, I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard’, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry S. Truman
Seven days without laughter make one weak.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
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Really Funny Sayings
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He`s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.
George Bernard Shaw
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I can resist everything except temptation.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Ernest Hemingway (Some funny quotes about life are darker than others.)
Funny Quotes About Life
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
William Lyon Phelps
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
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