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Shopping quotes and captions were collected for people just like you who LOVE shopping! And who doesn’t?

Some people earn a living from shopping, which is a terrific way to spend time and buy the stuff you need or want. It’s also a great way to spend time with friends and family and meet new people.

Here are a collection of our best shopping quotes and captions. Enjoy!

Funny Shopping Quotes

1.) The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck

2.) I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Tommy Cooper

3.) It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.
Anton Strout

4.) They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
Sophie Kinsella

5.) I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year.
Jarod Kintz

6.) I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City

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7.) We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Henny Youngman

8.) I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
Steven Wright

9.) Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.
Henry Ward Beecher

10.) I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
Rita Rudner

11.) I need these cashmere gloves because it’s winter… and I have hands.
Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions Of A Shopaholic

12.) If shopping doesn’t make you happy, then you’re in the wrong shop.

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Short Shopping Quotes

13.) A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need.
Sidney Carroll

14.) For me, shopping is a way to unwind.
Stacey Dooley

15.) Happiness is all too often pursued through the use of a credit card.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

16.) For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport.
Pamela Klaffke

17.) Three things to remember about shopping are location, location, location.
Melinda Adams

18.) Shopping is my cardio.
Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City

19.) I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy.

20.) If you’re a queen, you’re powerless, so I’d probably demote myself and go shopping.
Helena Bonham Carter

21.) God, I love Christmas shopping. 
Sophie Kinsella

22.) I hate last-minute shopping; it’s always unsuccessful.
Cat Deeley

Happiness is only a pair of shoes away.

Quotes for a Shopper

23.) When we purchase something, we are enriching other people.
Sunday Adelaja

24.) The thing about shopping is that you never know exactly what you are going to find. A shopping experience can be filled with joyous surprises or unexpected pitfalls. No matter how hard you try, you cannot plan every detail of a shopping trip, and you never know exactly how it will end up.
Amanda Ford

25.) The only consolation I had was buying things. If I bought some pretty thing, it cheered me up for a while.
Iris Murdoch

26.) Shopping at any level is a bit of therapy for my medulla oblongata.
Theophilus London

27.) Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
Victoria Moran

28.) When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it’s not, and I need to do it again.
Sophie Kinsella

29.) I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker

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30.) Fashion is such a weird thing. Growing up, I just made do with whatever I had access to – a lot of hand-me-downs and thrift store shopping.
Ruby Rose

31.) Ever notice there are no clocks in stores? It’s like casinos; they don’t want you to know how much time you’ve spent dropping your quarters.
Gina Barreca

32.) When deciding what to buy, remember that some things are easy to buy—but then we have to use them. If they’re not used, they don’t enhance our lives; they just contribute to guilt and clutter.
Gretchen Rubin

Serious Shoppers

33.) I did a lot of shopping for her in Tokyo because the colors here are very conservative. A shopaholic would have a coat in every color and lots of accessories.
Sophie Kinsella, Confessions Of A Shopaholic

34.) Paying or having paid for something often makes it seem necessary, or better, more important, or more useful than it is.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana

35.) You have to want it enough to buy it.
Lailah Gifty Akita

36.) Just because you purchased something costly doesn’t mean you have to use it every day to feel its worth.
Sarvesh Jain

37.) No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.
Donita K. Paul

38.) For most people who board, the experience of shopping or acquiring is so overwhelmingly rewarding that it erases all thoughts of consequences.
Randy O. Frost

39.) The best way to get anybody’s attention is dinner. I have good kitchen skills and good grocery shopping skills.
Al Roker

40.) It’s time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.
Amit Kalantri

41.) In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.
P. J. O’Rourke

42.) Style Strategy is about shopping smart, staying chic, and making it all last. It’s about showing women how to shop for value without compromising style.
Nina Garcia

Money can't buy happiness.

Best Shopping Quotes

43.) Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
Gertrude Stein

44.) It was one of those puzzling facts of life that women either celebrated a happy event or solved their problems with a shopping spree.
E.A. Bucchianeri

45.) If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!
Jerry Smith

46.) I think they should list shopping as a cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a ‘reduced by 50 percent’ sign.
Sophie Kinsella

47.) Buy what you don’t have yet or what you really want, which can be mixed with what you already own. Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping.
Karl Lagerfeld

48.) Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Will Rogers

49.) Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
Rebecca Hall

50.) Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional?
Rachel Nichols

Thrift Store Quotations

51.) I always go thrift shopping wherever I am.

52.) I’m on tour all the time, so I stop at thrift shops. The minute we hit a town, I’ll have my assistant Googling thrift stores. I have him go check beforehand; then we go there.
Travie McCoy

53.) Thrift shopping is all about going into the thrift shop and having no expectation of what you might find.

54.) I get my clothes from three sources: Target, thrift shops, and friends. It’s simple, and it’s cheap.
Shawn Amos

55.) A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
Franklin Jones

56.) I like to thrift. I think it’s the funnest thing ever. But it’s a sport: You have to wake up, eat, and then it’s a whole day.
Ravyn Lenae

57.) I love thrift shopping. You can get ten things because everything costs, like, three dollars.

58.) I am something of an aficionado of thrift stores. In my youth, I regularly searched their shelves for old books.
Michael Dirda

59.) My mom passed on her obsession of all things antique or vintage. I love to go thrift store shopping or explore any sort of garage sale. Treasure hunting is a family passion.
Zoey Deutch

Best Movie Shopping Scene – Pretty Woman

Shopping Quotes for Women

60.) When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler

61.) If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
Cynthia Nelms

62.) They(women) go shopping as assiduously as bees go flower-visiting.

63.) Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma Bombeck

64.) Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
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65.) To be ready for a ball, a princess must go to the mall.
Jen Calonita

66.) Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping, and there’s nothing you like.
Janet Evanovich

67.) Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl.
Helen Salter

68.) The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Marcelene Cox

Mall Shopping Quotes

69.) Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry

70.) The car, the furniture, the wife, the children—everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is—shopping.
Arthur Miller, The Price

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Quotes About Grocery Shopping

71.) Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
Ann Landers

72.) The grocery store is the great equalizer where mankind comes to grips with the facts of life like toilet tissue.
Joseph Goldberg

73.) Therapy is a good grocery store.
Adrienne Posey

74.) I don’t like grocery shopping. It’s the same thing over and over every week. I’d like to make enough money, one day, that someone else would do it for me. Do you have to be rich for that?
Maggie Stiefvater

75.) If I have free time, I want to go to the beach, walk around a shopping mall, go grocery shopping. Live a little bit of life.
James Wan

76.) for groceries for most people is like a chore. It’s like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun, and interactive.
John Mackey

Online Shopping Insights

77.) There is no doubt that online shopping has fed the craze for speed because when you can’t touch the fabric or try on the outfit, the only emotion you experience is the excitement of the purchase and the thrill of beating everyone else to it.
Suzy Menkes

78.) Online shopping: because it’s frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants, and a glass of wine.

79.) Can’t do enough online shopping! No pesky salespeople, and it’s so much fun to get presents delivered to my door.
Samantha Trenk

80.) Ordering online was all about ticking boxes. Species. Color. Size. Number. Grade of quality. Degree of openness. But there was something miraculous about seeing the flowers she’d imagined brought to life. Roses from Columbia. Chrysanthemums from Ecuador. Orchids from Thailand. Anemones and agapanthus from Spain. Stargazers and parrot tulips from the vast Dutch flower fields.
Ella Griffin

81.) One of the joys of shopping is browsing.
Steven Magee

82.) Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.
Bill Vaughan

83.) I love shopping for things online because when they arrive, it’s like a present to me from me.

84.) Being busy with work and as a mum, I’m a big fan of online shopping.
Kirsty Gallacher

85.) People used to shop in stores; swiping through hangers, trying on clothes, and being surprised by what looked good on them. Now, clothing is a 2×4 digital image that you scroll past, worn by someone who isn’t you, in a color that isn’t accurate, in a fashion that invites no spontaneity. Our infinity makes us so limited.
Karl Kristian Flores

Shopping Quotes by Famous People

86.) I love vintage shopping; I think it’s really fun. And I love the feeling of finding the most amazing piece for less.
Emma Roberts

87.) Chinese people, young people, they don’t go shopping a lot in department stores. All department store guys hate me. They say business is bad because of Jack.
Jack Ma

88.) Making music is like shopping for me. Every song is like a new pair of shoes.

89.) Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can’t keep buying the same thing; you have to have a bit of variety.
Sophie Kinsella

90.) Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.
Paul McCartney

91.) I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn’t be me. Clothes? Shopping? That’s stuff I like!
Ryan Seacrest

92.) Happiness is not in money but in shopping.
Marilyn Monroe

Shopping Quotes for Instagram

93.) I am a sucker for Instagram shopping.
Martha MacCallum

94.) I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

95.) Shopping: one of my favorite pastimes.
Adrienne Posey

96.) I shop. Therefore I am.
Heather Chandler

97.) Is there more to life than shopping?
Amanda Ford

98.) Every girl should have at least two things, fun and fashion.
Amit Kalantri

99.) I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.
Rebecca Bloom

100.) Romantic souls seeking real beauties go to the small shops of small towns, not to the big shops of big cities!
Mehmet Murat ildan

101.) I’ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.
Sally Poplin

Shopping Captions

102.) Shortest horror story ever: SOLD OUT.

103.) Shopping is an investment in yourself.

104.) I’m having an out-of-money experience.

105.) Is there more to life than shopping?

106.) Buy now or cry later.

107.) To shop or not to shop, what a silly question.

108.) Thrift happens.

109.) I have a degree in Retail Therapy.

110.) The simplest method to shop with kids is not to.

111.) Work hard until you no longer need to look at that price tag.

112.) Nothing haunts you more than the items you don’t purchase.

113.) I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.

114.) If you can’t stop thinking about it, then buy it.

115.) Born to shop. Forced to work.

116.) I have enough clothes and shoes. I don’t need to go shopping – said no woman ever.

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117.) I depend on purchasing garments and am not rich enough to have this issue.

118.) Who needs love when there’s this thing called shopping.

119.) Keep calm and go shopping.

120.) Yes, I shop at thrift stores. No, I am not poor.

121.) Because I bought it on sale, I actually made money.

122.) Don’t cry. Buy a bag and get over it.

123.) It’s an “add to cart” kind of day.

124.) Shopping with me is the way to my heart.

125.) Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

126.) Shopping with a friend is like capturing happiness in a bag.

127.) Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life.

128.) My debit card is more like a gift card I’m not sure how much is on this but let’s give it a try.

129.) Work hard so you can shop harder.

130.) Shopping cart status: overflowing.

131.) Groceries maybe? New handbags definitely.

Shop Till You Drop Captions

132.) All you need is love. And wifi, and a credit card.

133.) Happiness is only a pair of shoes away.

134.) It’s better to donate than accumulate.

135.) Shopping things online is an art and I’m an artist.

136.) Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.

137.) It’s shop o’clock somewhere.

138.) Excercise? Oh, I thought you said accessorize.

139.) The other line moves faster.

140.) Most people save money for their better days. I save them for Sunday shopping.

141.) Born to shop.

142.) Do not disturb! Shopping in progress.

143.) It’s shop o’clock.

144.) I’m nicer when I like my outfit.

145.) My favorite words: It’s on sale.

146.) When feeling depressed, either eat chocolate or go shopping.

147.) I love you to the thrift store and back.

148.) Bad vibes don’t go with my outfit.

149.) Life is short. Buy the dress.

Best Shopping Captions

150.) Poppin’ tags.

151.) Friends don’t let their friends shop alone.

152.) New day, new opportunity, new shopping mall.

153.) When we shop, the world gets better.

154.) Do you know what rhymes with Friday? Shopping.

155.) Just let me shop, and no one gets hurt.

156.) Men go shopping for what they want, women go shopping for what they like.

157.) When in doubt, go shopping.

158.) When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

159.) I may be a beginner at some things, but I’m a black belt in shopping.

160.) Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

161.) Work hard so you can shop harder.

162.) Girls just wanna have funds.

163.) Sweating while you shop counts as exercise.

Captions for Christmas Shopping

164.) Spread cheer with gifts.

165.) Tis the season to shop.

166.) Merry shopping.

167.) Christmas magic is in the air.

168.) All spruced up.

169.) Tis the season to sparkle.

170.) All the jingle ladies.

171.) The elves did it.

172.) Santa baby.

173.) Jingle all the way!

174.) Best, present ever.

175.) I believe!

By MJ O’Halloran

MJ writes about pop culture, entertainment, and shopping.


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