Shopping Quotes and Captions
Shopping quotes and captions were collected for people just like you who LOVE shopping! And who doesn’t?
Some people earn a living from shopping, which is a terrific way to spend time and buy the stuff you need or want. It’s also a great way to spend time with friends and family and meet new people.
Here are a collection of our best shopping quotes and captions. Enjoy!
Funny Shopping Quotes
1.) The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck
2.) I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Tommy Cooper
3.) It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires.
Anton Strout
4.) They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
Sophie Kinsella
5.) I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year.
Jarod Kintz
6.) I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City
7.) We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Henny Youngman
8.) I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
Steven Wright
9.) Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.
Henry Ward Beecher
10.) I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
Rita Rudner
11.) I need these cashmere gloves because it’s winter… and I have hands.
Rebecca Bloomwood, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
12.) If shopping doesn’t make you happy, then you’re in the wrong shop.
Unknown
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Short Shopping Quotes
13.) A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need.
Sidney Carroll
14.) For me, shopping is a way to unwind.
Stacey Dooley
15.) Happiness is all too often pursued through the use of a credit card.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
16.) For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport.
Pamela Klaffke
17.) Three things to remember about shopping are location, location, location.
Melinda Adams
18.) Shopping is my cardio.
Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City
19.) I am not a shopaholic. I am helping the economy.
Unknown
20.) If you’re a queen, you’re powerless, so I’d probably demote myself and go shopping.
Helena Bonham Carter
21.) God, I love Christmas shopping.
Sophie Kinsella
22.) I hate last-minute shopping; it’s always unsuccessful.
Cat Deeley
Quotes for a Shopper
23.) When we purchase something, we are enriching other people.
Sunday Adelaja
24.) The thing about shopping is that you never know exactly what you are going to find. A shopping experience can be filled with joyous surprises or unexpected pitfalls. No matter how hard you try, you cannot plan every detail of a shopping trip, and you never know exactly how it will end up.
Amanda Ford
25.) The only consolation I had was buying things. If I bought some pretty thing, it cheered me up for a while.
Iris Murdoch
26.) Shopping at any level is a bit of therapy for my medulla oblongata.
Theophilus London
27.) Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.
Victoria Moran
28.) When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it’s not, and I need to do it again.
Sophie Kinsella
29.) I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker
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30.) Fashion is such a weird thing. Growing up, I just made do with whatever I had access to – a lot of hand-me-downs and thrift store shopping.
Ruby Rose
31.) Ever notice there are no clocks in stores? It’s like casinos; they don’t want you to know how much time you’ve spent dropping your quarters.
Gina Barreca
32.) When deciding what to buy, remember that some things are easy to buy—but then we have to use them. If they’re not used, they don’t enhance our lives; they just contribute to guilt and clutter.
Gretchen Rubin
Serious Shoppers
33.) I did a lot of shopping for her in Tokyo because the colors here are very conservative. A shopaholic would have a coat in every color and lots of accessories.
Sophie Kinsella, Confessions Of A Shopaholic
34.) Paying or having paid for something often makes it seem necessary, or better, more important, or more useful than it is.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
35.) You have to want it enough to buy it.
Lailah Gifty Akita
36.) Just because you purchased something costly doesn’t mean you have to use it every day to feel its worth.
Sarvesh Jain
37.) No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.
Donita K. Paul
38.) For most people who board, the experience of shopping or acquiring is so overwhelmingly rewarding that it erases all thoughts of consequences.
Randy O. Frost
39.) The best way to get anybody’s attention is dinner. I have good kitchen skills and good grocery shopping skills.
Al Roker
40.) It’s time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.
Amit Kalantri
41.) In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.
P. J. O’Rourke
42.) Style Strategy is about shopping smart, staying chic, and making it all last. It’s about showing women how to shop for value without compromising style.
Nina Garcia
Best Shopping Quotes
43.) Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
Gertrude Stein
44.) It was one of those puzzling facts of life that women either celebrated a happy event or solved their problems with a shopping spree.
E.A. Bucchianeri
45.) If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!
Jerry Smith
46.) I think they should list shopping as a cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a ‘reduced by 50 percent’ sign.
Sophie Kinsella
47.) Buy what you don’t have yet or what you really want, which can be mixed with what you already own. Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping.
Karl Lagerfeld
48.) Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
Will Rogers
49.) Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.
Rebecca Hall
50.) Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional?
Rachel Nichols
Thrift Store Quotations
51.) I always go thrift shopping wherever I am.
Borns
52.) I’m on tour all the time, so I stop at thrift shops. The minute we hit a town, I’ll have my assistant Googling thrift stores. I have him go check beforehand; then we go there.
Travie McCoy
53.) Thrift shopping is all about going into the thrift shop and having no expectation of what you might find.
Macklemore
54.) I get my clothes from three sources: Target, thrift shops, and friends. It’s simple, and it’s cheap.
Shawn Amos
55.) A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.
Franklin Jones
56.) I like to thrift. I think it’s the funnest thing ever. But it’s a sport: You have to wake up, eat, and then it’s a whole day.
Ravyn Lenae
57.) I love thrift shopping. You can get ten things because everything costs, like, three dollars.
Lorde
58.) I am something of an aficionado of thrift stores. In my youth, I regularly searched their shelves for old books.
Michael Dirda
59.) My mom passed on her obsession of all things antique or vintage. I love to go thrift store shopping or explore any sort of garage sale. Treasure hunting is a family passion.
Zoey Deutch
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Shopping Quotes for Women
60.) When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
61.) If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
Cynthia Nelms
62.) They(women) go shopping as assiduously as bees go flower-visiting.
Saki
63.) Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma Bombeck
64.) Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
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65.) To be ready for a ball, a princess must go to the mall.
Jen Calonita
66.) Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping, and there’s nothing you like.
Janet Evanovich
67.) Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl.
Helen Salter
68.) The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Marcelene Cox
Mall Shopping Quotes
69.) Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
70.) The car, the furniture, the wife, the children—everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is—shopping.
Arthur Miller, The Price
Quotes About Grocery Shopping
71.) Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
Ann Landers
72.) The grocery store is the great equalizer where mankind comes to grips with the facts of life like toilet tissue.
Joseph Goldberg
73.) Therapy is a good grocery store.
Adrienne Posey
74.) I don’t like grocery shopping. It’s the same thing over and over every week. I’d like to make enough money, one day, that someone else would do it for me. Do you have to be rich for that?
Maggie Stiefvater
75.) If I have free time, I want to go to the beach, walk around a shopping mall, go grocery shopping. Live a little bit of life.
James Wan
76.) for groceries for most people is like a chore. It’s like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun, and interactive.
John Mackey
Online Shopping Insights
77.) There is no doubt that online shopping has fed the craze for speed because when you can’t touch the fabric or try on the outfit, the only emotion you experience is the excitement of the purchase and the thrill of beating everyone else to it.
Suzy Menkes
78.) Online shopping: because it’s frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants, and a glass of wine.
Unknown
79.) Can’t do enough online shopping! No pesky salespeople, and it’s so much fun to get presents delivered to my door.
Samantha Trenk
80.) Ordering online was all about ticking boxes. Species. Color. Size. Number. Grade of quality. Degree of openness. But there was something miraculous about seeing the flowers she’d imagined brought to life. Roses from Columbia. Chrysanthemums from Ecuador. Orchids from Thailand. Anemones and agapanthus from Spain. Stargazers and parrot tulips from the vast Dutch flower fields.
Ella Griffin
81.) One of the joys of shopping is browsing.
Steven Magee
82.) Shopping online is fantastic for comparison shopping because never before have you had the ability to see all the prices offered from everybody at one time.
Bill Vaughan
83.) I love shopping for things online because when they arrive, it’s like a present to me from me.
Unknown
84.) Being busy with work and as a mum, I’m a big fan of online shopping.
Kirsty Gallacher
85.) People used to shop in stores; swiping through hangers, trying on clothes, and being surprised by what looked good on them. Now, clothing is a 2×4 digital image that you scroll past, worn by someone who isn’t you, in a color that isn’t accurate, in a fashion that invites no spontaneity. Our infinity makes us so limited.
Karl Kristian Flores
Shopping Quotes by Famous People
86.) I love vintage shopping; I think it’s really fun. And I love the feeling of finding the most amazing piece for less.
Emma Roberts
87.) Chinese people, young people, they don’t go shopping a lot in department stores. All department store guys hate me. They say business is bad because of Jack.
Jack Ma
88.) Making music is like shopping for me. Every song is like a new pair of shoes.
Rihanna
89.) Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can’t keep buying the same thing; you have to have a bit of variety.
Sophie Kinsella
90.) Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.
Paul McCartney
91.) I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn’t be me. Clothes? Shopping? That’s stuff I like!
Ryan Seacrest
92.) Happiness is not in money but in shopping.
Marilyn Monroe
Shopping Quotes for Instagram
93.) I am a sucker for Instagram shopping.
Martha MacCallum
94.) I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Unknown
95.) Shopping: one of my favorite pastimes.
Adrienne Posey
96.) I shop. Therefore I am.
Heather Chandler
97.) Is there more to life than shopping?
Amanda Ford
98.) Every girl should have at least two things, fun and fashion.
Amit Kalantri
99.) I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.
Rebecca Bloom
100.) Romantic souls seeking real beauties go to the small shops of small towns, not to the big shops of big cities!
Mehmet Murat ildan
101.) I’ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.
Sally Poplin
Shopping Captions
102.) Shortest horror story ever: SOLD OUT.
103.) Shopping is an investment in yourself.
104.) I’m having an out-of-money experience.
105.) Is there more to life than shopping?
106.) Buy now or cry later.
107.) To shop or not to shop, what a silly question.
108.) Thrift happens.
109.) I have a degree in Retail Therapy.
110.) The simplest method to shop with kids is not to.
111.) Work hard until you no longer need to look at that price tag.
112.) Nothing haunts you more than the items you don’t purchase.
113.) I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter.
114.) If you can’t stop thinking about it, then buy it.
115.) Born to shop. Forced to work.
116.) I have enough clothes and shoes. I don’t need to go shopping – said no woman ever.
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117.) I depend on purchasing garments and am not rich enough to have this issue.
118.) Who needs love when there’s this thing called shopping.
119.) Keep calm and go shopping.
120.) Yes, I shop at thrift stores. No, I am not poor.
121.) Because I bought it on sale, I actually made money.
122.) Don’t cry. Buy a bag and get over it.
123.) It’s an “add to cart” kind of day.
124.) Shopping with me is the way to my heart.
125.) Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
126.) Shopping with a friend is like capturing happiness in a bag.
127.) Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life.
128.) My debit card is more like a gift card I’m not sure how much is on this but let’s give it a try.
129.) Work hard so you can shop harder.
130.) Shopping cart status: overflowing.
131.) Groceries maybe? New handbags definitely.
Shop Till You Drop Captions
132.) All you need is love. And wifi, and a credit card.
133.) Happiness is only a pair of shoes away.
134.) It’s better to donate than accumulate.
135.) Shopping things online is an art and I’m an artist.
136.) Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
137.) It’s shop o’clock somewhere.
138.) Excercise? Oh, I thought you said accessorize.
139.) The other line moves faster.
140.) Most people save money for their better days. I save them for Sunday shopping.
141.) Born to shop.
142.) Do not disturb! Shopping in progress.
143.) It’s shop o’clock.
144.) I’m nicer when I like my outfit.
145.) My favorite words: It’s on sale.
146.) When feeling depressed, either eat chocolate or go shopping.
147.) I love you to the thrift store and back.
148.) Bad vibes don’t go with my outfit.
149.) Life is short. Buy the dress.
Best Shopping Captions
150.) Poppin’ tags.
151.) Friends don’t let their friends shop alone.
152.) New day, new opportunity, new shopping mall.
153.) When we shop, the world gets better.
154.) Do you know what rhymes with Friday? Shopping.
155.) Just let me shop, and no one gets hurt.
156.) Men go shopping for what they want, women go shopping for what they like.
157.) When in doubt, go shopping.
158.) When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
159.) I may be a beginner at some things, but I’m a black belt in shopping.
160.) Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
161.) Work hard so you can shop harder.
162.) Girls just wanna have funds.
163.) Sweating while you shop counts as exercise.
Captions for Christmas Shopping
164.) Spread cheer with gifts.
165.) Tis the season to shop.
166.) Merry shopping.
167.) Christmas magic is in the air.
168.) All spruced up.
169.) Tis the season to sparkle.
170.) All the jingle ladies.
171.) The elves did it.
172.) Santa baby.
173.) Jingle all the way!
174.) Best, present ever.
175.) I believe!
By MJ O’Halloran
MJ writes about pop culture, entertainment, and shopping.
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