Candy Quotes and Captions
Candy quotes and captions speak to people’s love affair with sweets.
Cute, sweet, and delectable – what’s not to love about candy? There’s something so magical and nostalgic about it.
Please use these candy captions and quotes to give anything that extra bit of sweetness!
Short Candy Quotes
1.) There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.
Betty Macdonald
2.) A little bit of sweetness can drown out a whole lot of bitterness.
Francesco Petrarch
3.) It’s a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.
Jane Curtin
4.) Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
Daniel Worona
5.) I always saw candy as art.
Dylan Lauren
6.) Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.
Rhoda
7.) Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
Jane Smiley
8.) I don’t trust people who don’t like candy.
Unknown
9.) Not everything that looks like candy is sweet.
Tamerlan Kuzgov
Funny Candy Quotes
10.) Be a rainbow lollipop in a world full of Dum-Dum suckers.
Unknown
11.) Pour some sugar on me and call me candy.
Unknown
12.) I want to get a vending machine with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass.
Mitch Hedberg
13.) All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Lewis Black
14.) Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.
Glenn Beck
15.) I don’t sugarcoat. I’m not Willy Wonka.
Unknown
16.) Everybody’s got their poison, and mine is sugar.
Derrick Rose
17.) Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Raina Chapman
18.) Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.
Ben Strohecker
19.) You and I are mint for each other.
Unknown
20.) You’re the left Twix to my right.
Unknown
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Inspirational Candy Quotes
21.) Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it.
Robert Liparulo
22.) If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat.
Ben Bernanke
23.) After eating chocolate, you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, and entice lovers.
Emily Luchetti
24.) One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
Iris Murdoch
25.) Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.
Nina Sandman
26.) I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar’s worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, and gave my dad back his dollar.
Guy Fieri
27.) I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.
Unknown
28.) Seize the moment. Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.
Erma Bombeck
29.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Baron Justus Von Liebig
30.) Life is like candy. Sometimes it’s sweet, and sometimes it’s sour.
Unknown
Good Candy Quotes
31.) Kindness is like sugar. It makes life taste a little sweeter.
Carla Yerovi
32.) Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.
Jose Andres
33.) Michael Levine
34.) He took that candy bar from his back pocket, and he gave that dying soldier his chocolate.
Joe Guillotin
35.) When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
Unknown
36.) Keep calm and love candy.
Handy Shandy
37.) I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedberg
38.) I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
Heywood Broun
39.) My guilty pleasure is definitely candy! Skittles are my favorites.
Sara Sampaio
40.) People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors; they’re hard on the outside and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.
Michael Makai
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41.) Don’t coat your anger in sugar because your words will never be sweet enough.
Anthony T. Hincks
42.) It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram
43.) Out of mush-mushy candy floss romances, which only led to shattering of the heart into infinite pieces.
Nikhil Parekh
44.) Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension.
Peter Rogers
45.) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
46.) Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Sandra Boynton
47.) Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
Dana Gould
48.) Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
Catherine Aitken
49.) Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely, and stories spill out.
Jun Mochizuki
50.) Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
William Powell
51.) Where there is chocolate, there is hope.
Marge Howe Wagner
52.) He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run.
Victoria Kahler
Cute Candy Quotes
53.) Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way.
Lesley Gore
54.) I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
Jason Love
55.) Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.
Ursula Koraput
56.) Here lies the powder and perfume, the pretty clothes are scattered ’round the rock, and it’s so like candy.
Elvis Costello
57.) A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
58.) Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Jason Love
59.) As we long for sure recruits, candy with sugar is our choice fruit.
Henry Vaughan
60.) What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
Katharine Hepburn
61.) I think people always want candy, whether you’re a kid or an adult.
Dylan Lauren
62.) Of course, kids should pay taxes. Tell little Johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud, he’s got to pay three more pennies when he buys a candy bar.
Jim Rohm
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63.) Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash
64.) When I walk into my favorite store on Union Street in San Francisco that sells high-quality chocolates from around the world, I feel like, well, a kid in a candy store.
Dean Ornis
65.) I wasn’t allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn’t have candy or soda or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times because I could eat as much candy as I wanted.
Kaley Cuoco
66.) Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
Unknown
67.) If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.
Mark Friedman
68.) Candy bar nostalgia puts us all on the same page.
Bee Wilson
69.) No candy bars unless I’ve had a low blood sugar where I’m shaky
Mary Tyler Moore
70.) Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness, and sensuality, chocolate is more than just food–it is therapy.
Christelle Le Ru
71.) A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.
Demetri Martin
72.) All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their heads.
Macmillan’s Magazine
Inspirational Candy Sayings
73.) When it comes to owning stocks of the best-known businesses in the world, value investors usually feel like children looking through the window of the candy store, unable to afford the treats inside because they refuse to pay the prices such high-quality franchises typically bear.
Whitney Tilson
74.) A bad day eating candy is better than a good day eating salad.
Unknown
75.) You’re never too old to be for free candy.
Kathy Debiec
76.) I don’t care what the problem is. Candy is always the answer.
Unknown
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Candy Quotes for Kids
77.) Candy is more powerful than the boogie man.
Bert McCoy
78.) A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Mary Poppins
79.) Cavities are made of sugar. So, if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
Mitch Hedberg
80.) Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
Dylan Lauren
81.) We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
Buddy the Elf
82.) Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can’t have.
Nina Sandman
83.) Chocolate is not a problem till we make it a problem.
Dawn Tucci
84.) There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Linda Grayson
Famous Candy Quotes
85.) You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Ronald Reagan
86.) Going out into the world, I do feel like a kid in a candy store.
Philip Rosenthal
87.) Making movies is eating candy. It’s a very expensive candy, so you value it when you can do it. So, when you can do it twice at once, it’s like, you know, a kid in a candy store!
Phillip Noyce
88.) I had teeth that stuck out so far; I used to eat other kids’ candy bars by accident.
Rita Rudner
89.) Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
Forrest Gump
90.) Sometimes, I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
Ryan Gosling
91.) Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.
Judith Olney
92.) If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy,’ Papa Pea would say.
Amy Krouse Rosenthal
93.) I always say that candy is the perfect studio food – it keeps your energy going.
Nick Cannon
Sweet Candy Quotations
94.) All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles Schulz
95.) Chocolate is comfort without words.
Ursula Koraput
96.) Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
Jason Love
97.) Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
Jo Brand
98.) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Barbara Johnson
99.) In life, be a kid in a candy store.
A.D. Posey
100.) I could not be arm candy to a hero.
Pooja Bhatt
101.) There’s no denying that candy is comfort food, and it’s affordable.
Dylan Lauren
102.) Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Jacques Torres
103.) I’m just a kid in a candy store, learning and eating up all this different knowledge.
Jerry McNerney
104.) Don’t be eye candy, be soul food.
Taurida Genis
105.) Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Unknown
Confectionery Quotes
106.) Dessert is like a feel-good song, and the best ones make you dance.
Chef Edward Lee
107.) You’re like candy, the world’s sweetest friend; you taste better now than you did back then.
Jessie Hill
108.) Cookies are made of butter and love.
Norwegian Proverb
109.) Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before, and it probably won’t kill you.
Daniel Handler
110.) I run to meet her like a kid with a dollar to the corner candy.
Candy Kisses
111.) Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.
Sonja Blumenthal
112.) Nice memories are like chocolate: you can’t survive on them alone, as they aren’t very filling, but they make life sweeter.
Janine Wager
113.) Once in a young lifetime, one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
Judith Olney
114.) Chocolate says, “I’m sorry,” so much better than words.
Rachel Vincent
115.) You know someone is your friend when they give you more than half of their candy bar.
Liam Holland
116.) Candy O, I need you, Sunday dress, ruby rings. Candy O, I need you so could you help me in.
Ric Ocasek
117.) Love is what gives chocolate its taste.
Anthony T. Hincks
Candy Instagram Captions
118.) So many sweets, so little time.
119.) Candy is my lifeblood!
120.) Who does not love candy?
121.) I’m a candyholic!
122.) Start a friendship with a candy box.
123.) East or West, our candies are best.
124.) Sweet and twisted like a candy cane.
125.) Sweet tooth: satisfied!
126.) Hope, joy, and cotton candy.
127.) First comes love, and then comes dessert.
128.) Let’s start a sweet revolution.
129.) Today, we live for cotton candy sunsets.
130.) Candy makes the world go round.
131.) Happiness is a sugary candy.
132.) Always eat your candy right.
133.) Gift a candy, gift happiness.
134.) The best jelly candies are here.
135.) I would be nothing without candy!
136.) The sweet taste of candy calms my soul.
137.) Fairground nights and cotton candy days.
138.) You give me a sugar rush.
Funny Candy Captions for Instagram
139.) If the candy was a flower, I would be a gardener.
140.) Candy life is a sweet life.
141.) Cotton candy lover since birth.
142.) Candy can never be as sweet as my love for you.
143.) You’re a Whopper of a friend.
144.) The best things in life are sweet.
145.) A little candy never hurt anyone!
146.) Sweets that will never give you a toothache.
147.) Looks good and tastes even better.
148.) Old or young, candy is for everyone.
149.) Feels like cotton candy: sugar and air.
150.) Sugar candies to lift you up.
151.) Get yourself a marshmallow today.
152.) Trust is with your candies.
153.) I’m on the edge of my Sweet over here!
154.) Always have room for candy!
155.) Satiate your sugar craving.
160.) When I see candy, I think about all the hard work and love that went into making it.
161.) Any flavor, any shape.
162.) Life is better with candy.
163.) I’m just here for the cotton candy.
164.) Think happy thoughts and eat happy foods.
165.) Don’t go stealin’ my cotton candy heart.
166.) Fewer calories, more sweetness.
167.) Candy is not just candy; it is an emotion.
168.) Try not to think that they’re alive while eating them.
169.) Candy is a great way to keep them close to us, whether they’re next door or across the country.
170.) Dreams taste like cotton candy.
171.) Don’t worry, be candy.
172.) Follow me to the candy.
173.) I chew you.
174.) A meal is incomplete without candy.
175.) A candy a day makes my tooth happy and gay.
176.) I’ve never met a problem cotton candy can’t solve.
Captions for Sweets
177.) Just here for the candy.
178.) Be fluffy as cotton candy.
179.) Treat the child in you with our range of candies.
180.) I’m just a girl who loves candy way too much.
181.) You’re a lifesaver!
182.) Candy is my oxygen!
183.) Cotton candy skies up ahead.
184.) You’re my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
185.) You’re never too old to beg for free candy.
186.) Shower your love with some candies.
187.) Keep calm and love candy.
188.) You had me at candy.
189.) Candy love is forever love.
190.) Everything is fine when there is cotton candy and sunshine.
191.) Candy is duct tape for the heart.
192.) I can’t keep calm; I’m eating candy.
Candy is Dandy Captions
193.) You always know how to make me Snickers.
194.) I love you bigger than a Jawbreaker.
195.) Being a candy-making expert is one of the best jobs/pastimes on earth.
196.) Happiness is chocolate disappearing in your mouth.
197.) All you need is love and a little bit of candy.
198.) Pamper yourself with our sugary candies.
199.) Being able to walk around, eat candy, and not feel guilty; that’s what I call a dream job.
200.) In a relationship with candy.
201.) Think happy thoughts and live a cotton candy life.
By Sarah Robinson
Sarah writes about cooking, baking, and family topics.
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