Candy quotes and captions speak to people’s love affair with sweets.
Cute, sweet, and delectable – what’s not to love about candy? There’s something so magical and nostalgic about it.
Please use these candy captions and quotes to give anything that extra bit of sweetness!
1.) There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.
2.) A little bit of sweetness can drown out a whole lot of bitterness.
3.) It’s a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.
4.) Chocolate: the poor man’s champagne.
5.) I always saw candy as art.
6.) Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.
7.) Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
8.) I don’t trust people who don’t like candy.
9.) Not everything that looks like candy is sweet.
10.) Be a rainbow lollipop in a world full of Dum-Dum suckers.
11.) Pour some sugar on me and call me candy.
12.) I want to get a vending machine with fun-sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass.
13.) All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
14.) Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.
15.) I don’t sugarcoat. I’m not Willy Wonka.
16.) Everybody’s got their poison, and mine is sugar.
17.) Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.
18.) Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.
19.) You and I are mint for each other.
20.) You’re the left Twix to my right.
21.) Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it.
22.) If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat.
23.) After eating chocolate, you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, and entice lovers.
24.) One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.
25.) Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.
26.) I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar’s worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, and gave my dad back his dollar.
27.) I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.
28.) Seize the moment. Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.
29.) Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
Baron Justus Von Liebig
30.) Life is like candy. Sometimes it’s sweet, and sometimes it’s sour.
31.) Kindness is like sugar. It makes life taste a little sweeter.
32.) Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.
33.) Michael Levine
34.) He took that candy bar from his back pocket, and he gave that dying soldier his chocolate.
35.) When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
36.) Keep calm and love candy.
37.) I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
38.) I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
39.) My guilty pleasure is definitely candy! Skittles are my favorites.
40.) People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors; they’re hard on the outside and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.
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41.) Don’t coat your anger in sugar because your words will never be sweet enough.
Anthony T. Hincks
42.) It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.
43.) Out of mush-mushy candy floss romances, which only led to shattering of the heart into infinite pieces.
44.) Eating chocolate can have significant influences on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and a reduction in tension.
45.) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
46.) Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
47.) Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes.
48.) Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
49.) Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely, and stories spill out.
50.) Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
51.) Where there is chocolate, there is hope.
Marge Howe Wagner
52.) He was like her favorite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run.
53.) Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way.
54.) I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.
55.) Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.
56.) Here lies the powder and perfume, the pretty clothes are scattered ’round the rock, and it’s so like candy.
57.) A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.
58.) Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
59.) As we long for sure recruits, candy with sugar is our choice fruit.
60.) What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
61.) I think people always want candy, whether you’re a kid or an adult.
62.) Of course, kids should pay taxes. Tell little Johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud, he’s got to pay three more pennies when he buys a candy bar.
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63.) Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
64.) When I walk into my favorite store on Union Street in San Francisco that sells high-quality chocolates from around the world, I feel like, well, a kid in a candy store.
65.) I wasn’t allowed to have sugar as a kid. We didn’t have candy or soda or anything, so Easter and Halloween were my favorite times because I could eat as much candy as I wanted.
66.) Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
67.) If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.
68.) Candy bar nostalgia puts us all on the same page.
69.) No candy bars unless I’ve had a low blood sugar where I’m shaky
Mary Tyler Moore
70.) Reminiscent of childhood memories, luxury, sweetness, and sensuality, chocolate is more than just food–it is therapy.
Christelle Le Ru
71.) A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.
72.) All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their heads.
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73.) When it comes to owning stocks of the best-known businesses in the world, value investors usually feel like children looking through the window of the candy store, unable to afford the treats inside because they refuse to pay the prices such high-quality franchises typically bear.
74.) A bad day eating candy is better than a good day eating salad.
75.) You’re never too old to be for free candy.
76.) I don’t care what the problem is. Candy is always the answer.
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77.) Candy is more powerful than the boogie man.
78.) A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
79.) Cavities are made of sugar. So, if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
80.) Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
81.) We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
Buddy the Elf
82.) Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can’t have.
83.) Chocolate is not a problem till we make it a problem.
84.) There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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85.) You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.
86.) Going out into the world, I do feel like a kid in a candy store.
87.) Making movies is eating candy. It’s a very expensive candy, so you value it when you can do it. So, when you can do it twice at once, it’s like, you know, a kid in a candy store!
88.) I had teeth that stuck out so far; I used to eat other kids’ candy bars by accident.
89.) Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
90.) Sometimes, I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.
91.) Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.
92.) If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy,’ Papa Pea would say.
Amy Krouse Rosenthal
93.) I always say that candy is the perfect studio food – it keeps your energy going.
Sweet Candy Quotations
94.) All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
95.) Chocolate is comfort without words.
96.) Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.
97.) Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.
98.) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
99.) In life, be a kid in a candy store.
100.) I could not be arm candy to a hero.
101.) There’s no denying that candy is comfort food, and it’s affordable.
102.) Life is short. Eat dessert first.
103.) I’m just a kid in a candy store, learning and eating up all this different knowledge.
104.) Don’t be eye candy, be soul food.
105.) Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
106.) Dessert is like a feel-good song, and the best ones make you dance.
Chef Edward Lee
107.) You’re like candy, the world’s sweetest friend; you taste better now than you did back then.
108.) Cookies are made of butter and love.
109.) Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before, and it probably won’t kill you.
110.) I run to meet her like a kid with a dollar to the corner candy.
111.) Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.
112.) Nice memories are like chocolate: you can’t survive on them alone, as they aren’t very filling, but they make life sweeter.
113.) Once in a young lifetime, one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.
114.) Chocolate says, “I’m sorry,” so much better than words.
115.) You know someone is your friend when they give you more than half of their candy bar.
116.) Candy O, I need you, Sunday dress, ruby rings. Candy O, I need you so could you help me in.
117.) Love is what gives chocolate its taste.
Anthony T. Hincks
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118.) So many sweets, so little time.
119.) Candy is my lifeblood!
120.) Who does not love candy?
121.) I’m a candyholic!
122.) Start a friendship with a candy box.
123.) East or West, our candies are best.
124.) Sweet and twisted like a candy cane.
125.) Sweet tooth: satisfied!
126.) Hope, joy, and cotton candy.
127.) First comes love, and then comes dessert.
128.) Let’s start a sweet revolution.
129.) Today, we live for cotton candy sunsets.
130.) Candy makes the world go round.
131.) Happiness is a sugary candy.
132.) Always eat your candy right.
133.) Gift a candy, gift happiness.
134.) The best jelly candies are here.
135.) I would be nothing without candy!
136.) The sweet taste of candy calms my soul.
137.) Fairground nights and cotton candy days.
138.) You give me a sugar rush.
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139.) If the candy was a flower, I would be a gardener.
140.) Candy life is a sweet life.
141.) Cotton candy lover since birth.
142.) Candy can never be as sweet as my love for you.
143.) You’re a Whopper of a friend.
144.) The best things in life are sweet.
145.) A little candy never hurt anyone!
146.) Sweets that will never give you a toothache.
147.) Looks good and tastes even better.
148.) Old or young, candy is for everyone.
149.) Feels like cotton candy: sugar and air.
150.) Sugar candies to lift you up.
151.) Get yourself a marshmallow today.
152.) Trust is with your candies.
153.) I’m on the edge of my Sweet over here!
154.) Always have room for candy!
155.) Satiate your sugar craving.
160.) When I see candy, I think about all the hard work and love that went into making it.
161.) Any flavor, any shape.
162.) Life is better with candy.
163.) I’m just here for the cotton candy.
164.) Think happy thoughts and eat happy foods.
165.) Don’t go stealin’ my cotton candy heart.
166.) Fewer calories, more sweetness.
167.) Candy is not just candy; it is an emotion.
168.) Try not to think that they’re alive while eating them.
169.) Candy is a great way to keep them close to us, whether they’re next door or across the country.
170.) Dreams taste like cotton candy.
171.) Don’t worry, be candy.
172.) Follow me to the candy.
173.) I chew you.
174.) A meal is incomplete without candy.
175.) A candy a day makes my tooth happy and gay.
176.) I’ve never met a problem cotton candy can’t solve.
Captions for Sweets
177.) Just here for the candy.
178.) Be fluffy as cotton candy.
179.) Treat the child in you with our range of candies.
180.) I’m just a girl who loves candy way too much.
181.) You’re a lifesaver!
182.) Candy is my oxygen!
183.) Cotton candy skies up ahead.
184.) You’re my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
185.) You’re never too old to beg for free candy.
186.) Shower your love with some candies.
187.) Keep calm and love candy.
188.) You had me at candy.
189.) Candy love is forever love.
190.) Everything is fine when there is cotton candy and sunshine.
191.) Candy is duct tape for the heart.
192.) I can’t keep calm; I’m eating candy.
Candy is Dandy Captions
193.) You always know how to make me Snickers.
194.) I love you bigger than a Jawbreaker.
195.) Being a candy-making expert is one of the best jobs/pastimes on earth.
196.) Happiness is chocolate disappearing in your mouth.
197.) All you need is love and a little bit of candy.
198.) Pamper yourself with our sugary candies.
199.) Being able to walk around, eat candy, and not feel guilty; that’s what I call a dream job.
200.) In a relationship with candy.
201.) Think happy thoughts and live a cotton candy life.
By Sarah Robinson
Sarah writes about cooking, baking, and family topics.
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