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Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday
Another year, another new place that aches.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
So many candles, so little cake.
Welcome to the Middle Ages – Happy 50th!
Your birthday: A day to celebrate that you didn’t die last year!
Birthday Wishes Funny
Happy B-day! The only thing getting old is that phrase!
Wishing you joy and moves like Jagger on your birthday!
I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.
My heartfelt congratulations on being born a very, very, very long time ago.
On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy, I know you’re too old, but I still bought you a toy!
May the 40th be with you!
Thanks for being born today. It’s a great excuse for eating cake.
Wishing you a day as unforgettable as I am. Happy Birthday, Dude!
Happy Age Advancement Day! You still look fab!
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Funny Birthday Messages for Him
You’re going to need a lot of help blowing out your candles this year. Maybe I can help you.
Earlier, I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for next year.
Here’s to taking 50 by the horns and making it your year — right after your afternoon nap! Happy Birthday!
Don’t worry about your home. I had already booked a fire extinguisher, in case your bday cake catches fire. Love you, my old friend.
To the bday boy, you’re getting up there in age. Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.
Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration.
You’re a lucky bday boy to have a girlfriend like me.
I hope you’re feeling gracious on your birthday, it’s better to be alive than 6 feet under. Happy Birthday to you.
Honey. I’ll stick around forever…or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!
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It’s good to stay young, but with every birthday you are getting older. Don’t worry, just chill. Make your bday special.
This message is free from extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This message is as sweet as the person reading it.
Can you blow out the candles on the cake or should we call the fire department? HBD, my baby!
Did you remember that a happy, funny, colorful day of young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall those memories.
Funny how someone can be all the best AND all the worst in my life. Have a great bday!
Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!
I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.
On your Bday, I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!
Happy Birthday Dad Funny
Here’s a fun fact—no, not that you’re getting older. Just that you’re starting to look even funnier. Happy bday, dad!
To my dear Dad: I was going to buy something awesome for your birthday, but I didn’t seem to have enough money. So for your birthday this year, I’m going to give you a suggestion that you increase my pocket money for the next year.
My dearest Dad, I know today is your Bday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it. Just kidding.
Here’s to you on your birthday, Dad, and every gray hair on your head. After all, I helped to contribute to those.
Congratulations on the 38th anniversary of your 18th birthday! You are still so young, Dad.
No matter what life throws at you Dad, at least you don’t have ugly children. HBD!
Life doesn’t come with a toolkit, but it comes with a Dad. Have a great bday!
You’ve always been my favorite no-fee ATM. A special birthday wish to you Dad!
Happy birthday to a father who has the best daughter in the world.
Husband Funny Happy Birthday Messages
I am the best thing that ever happened to you. Happy birthday dear!
HBD. Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as getting closer to qualifying for amazing senior discounts.
Happy Bday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.
For some reason, when I go birthday shopping for you, I end up finding a lot more gifts for myself. Your birthdays are really expensive, but you’re worth it.
I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world: naked and screaming.
Dear hubby, you define my past and my future. And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.
You’ve never lost your sense of wonder,
You wonder where your keys are,
You wonder where your glasses are,
And, you wonder where your shoes are,
You wonder where your mind is,
Have a wonderful bday.
Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age. It’s too late.
Happy birthday from one of the most amazing and wonderful women you know!
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Best Friend Birthday Greetings
May you live to be old and toothless.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Candles are years Happy Birthday to you!
You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!
It’s your bday! This means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up!
Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.
Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less-than-proud moments under wraps. Wishing a great birthday to my best friend.
May your birthday be amazingly awesome, and your hangover is mercifully minor.
Happy Bday dear friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed; I need your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry. I got you a real present too.
Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! HBD!
By Mike O’Halloran
In addition to being a curator of quotes, Mike is an author, inventor, and entrepreneur. He worked as president of Magnetic Poetry, creators of the ubiquitous refrigerator magnets folks use to create verse in their kitchens. Oh, and he’s enjoyed a lot of birthdays.
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