Dr Seuss Birthday Quotes and Funny Sayings

These Dr. Seuss Birthday Quotes help recognize individuality with the nonsensical charm that only the good Doctor can provide.

Birthday wishes become even greater when they are inspiring and funny. And when those words are from someone like Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel), they can make a big difference. No matter whether it’s a friend’s birthday or someone in the family, quoting Dr. Seuss’s words is a fun way to add some pizzazz to a greeting.

Here are some funny and motivating Dr. Seuss birthday quotes from one of the biggest figures in the literary world.

Dr. Seuss Quotes Birthday

I am what I am! That’s a great thing to be! If I say so my self, Happy Birthday to me!

You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is you-er than you.

Tip: Dr. Seuss Birthday Quotes make great photo captions for Facebook and Instagram.

Funny Dr. Seuss Birthday Quotes

A Wasn’t just isn’t. He just isn’t present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn’t that pleasant!

If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!

Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…
…they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

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Dr. Seuss Meme

“Make saying Happy Birthday sound more interesting than Good Morning”

Suess Wisdom

THINK! You can THINK any think you, please…

Teeth are always in style.

Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France
Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance
To escape from the perilous pants eating plants
But your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guy
You ought to be shouting how lucky am I.

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More from Dr. Seuss

Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you’re not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

The time has come. The time is now. Just go. Go. Go!

Famous Dr. Seuss Sayings

Fun is good.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

And what happened then? Well…in Who-ville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day!

You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. December is here before it’s June. My goodness, how the time has flown. How did it get so late so soon?

It’s opener, out there, in the wide, open air.

You can find magic wherever you look.

If you’d never been born, then you might be an Isn’t!
An Isn’t has no fun at all. No, he disn’t.

Catchy

Catch! calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
It’s a Truffula Seed.
It’s the last one of all!
You’re in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

Look at me – Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to know how.

Fame you’ll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV…

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed.
You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you’ll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right,
forgive the ones who don’t
and believe that everything happens for a reason.

Inspirational

Take every chance, drop every fear!
Always remember you are braver than you believe,
stronger than you seem,
smarter than you think,
and twice as beautiful as you’ve ever imagined.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Almost every successful person begins with two beliefs:
the future can be better than the present,
and I have the power to make it so.

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By Sara Olson

Sara is a long-time Dr. Seuss fan and works as a writer.