Marriage quotes from authors, celebrities and public figures are featured on this page. There are funny marriage quotes and more serious marriage quotes. Take your time, enjoy a laugh or two, and find the marriage quote you’re looking for.
Good Marriage Quotes
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all of the time.
We love the things we love for what they are.
Each day I love you more today than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Where there is love, there is life.
Two souls with but a single thought. Two hearts that beat as one.
What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.
There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Henry David Thoreau
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
Mark Twain – for more of the top Mark Twain Quotes
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage
There is no greater happiness for a man than approaching a door at the end of a day knowing someone on the other side of that door is waiting for the sound of his footsteps.
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
Funny Marriage Quotes
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do.
When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.
James Montgomery Bailey
My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
A kiss is a rosy dot over the “I” of loving.
Cerano de Bergerac
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
My husband and I have never considered divorce – murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash.
Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
Helen Gurley Brown
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
Jean Illsley Clarke
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Marriage Quotes Funny
If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.
Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love.
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine-gun.
Funny Marriage Quotations
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.
Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.
When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
Quotes about Marriage
Marriage is like a workshop where the man works and the woman shops.
Car Manufacturer’s formula for a successful marriage: Stick to one model!
A husband’s last words should always be, “Ok, buy it.”
Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.
Five words for a successful marriage: “I’m sorry, it’s my fault.”
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
Marriage Quotes for Husband
Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.
The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes.”
Never, under any circumstances, should you argue with a spouse who is currently packing your parachute!
A good marriage is like a casserole – only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better, and she couldn’t have done worse.
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Wedding Wishes and Quotes
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