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National Espresso Day Captions, Quotes, Jokes

These National Espresso Day captions, quotes, and jokes will have you wired all day.

Espresso is the favorite coffee brewing method for many. To celebrate this, National Espresso Day takes place every year at the end of November.

When is National Espresso Day?

National Espresso Day is celebrated on November 23 every year.

National Espresso Day.

Espresso Captions

Either you choose your espresso, or you let espresso choose you.

A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.

I’ll give it my best shot.

Behind every great day is a cup of coffee!

It’s always espresso time.

Let’s stir up some trouble!

Coffee is my love language.

Espresso-ly for you!

Call me the queen of caffeine!

Instagram Captions

Espresso may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

Pipe down. It’s Expresso, not Expresso.

Espresso yourself.

Just sip it.

Espresso: Coffee in the fast lane.

I need a coffee to go with my coffee.

I’ll take espresso with my sunshine.

Smells like freshly ground heaven.

Espresso: Always a good idea.

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Quotes About Espresso

Espresso is a miracle of chemistry in a cup.
Andrea Illy

Espresso consumption is an aesthetic experience, like tasting a vintage wine or admiring a painting.
Andrea Illy

The quintessential expression of coffee is espresso.
Ernesto Illy

I love coffee. I love a midday espresso on set, just for the energy.
Carrie Brownstein

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

The magic of espresso is that it’s only made with 50 beans.
Andrea Illy

I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee.
Carly Simon

Wake up and smell the coffee.
Ann Landers

Coffee arrived, and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence.
Ben Aaronovitch

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

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Quotes for the Espresso Lover

Coffee is a language in itself.
Jackie Chan

I used to have two double espressos a day. I gave that up, had headaches for five days, but now I’m feeling great.
Hugo Weaving

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T. S. Eliot

We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign.
John Ortberg

I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day.
Utada Hikaru

Coffee arrived, and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence.
Ben Aaronovitch

New York has great water for coffee.
David Lynch

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
David Letterman

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drunk.
Alphonse Allais

What I don’t like is breakfast in the morning. I have a double-espresso cappuccino but no food.
Wolfgang Puck

Espresso Jokes

What is the best way to describe a coffee that is very sad?
We call it despresso!

What do coffee beans say to their Valentines?
You keep me grounded.

What did the coffee say about its late assignment?
Better latte than never!

What is the favorite magic spell of coffee?
It definitely is Espresso Patronum!

Why was the coffee-shop worker fired?
He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.

What do you call an espresso with a cold?

Why do people often refer to coffee as mud?
It is probably because it was ground a couple of moments before!

Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch?
Because he was pressed for time.

What is the best way to describe a cup of coffee that one can enjoy during work?
It has to be break fluid!

What did the ardent coffee lover name her two pet dogs?
She named them Cream and Sugar!

Why did the coffee shop close for the day?
Because a storm was brewing.

Why should you buy a WiFi-enabled espresso machine?
To get the latest Java updates.

What is the favorite movie of all time for coffee beans?
The Lord of the Beans!

What is the opposite of coffee?
It is sneezy.

Where do birds go for a cup of joe?
To the NESTcafe.

Espresso One-Liners

I was reading a book about the origin of espresso, but it was all froth and no substance.

“Wake me up before you cocoa!”

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

You’re brew-ti-ful.

Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and robust debate.

She drank so much coffee at work; she considered it part of her daily grind.

Espresso usually helps to calm my mood, but today I lost my tamper.

Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,” The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”

A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go. The coffee gets up and leaves.

First astronaut: “Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.” The second astronaut: “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”

Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. I’m just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots.

I just got myself a top-of-the-range coffee maker. It has a lot of perks.


Read the espresso frequently asked questions and fun facts below.

What does the word espresso mean?

When translating the Italian word to English, it means “to express.” However, it refers to strong black coffee produced by forcing steam through ground coffee beans.

How is espresso made?

Espresso is made by forcing boiling water under extreme pressure through finely ground, compacted coffee beans. This lets the water penetrate the coffee, thus allowing a significantly richer and robust taste than some other coffees.

Also, unlike other brewing methods, the crema is made by emulsifying oils into the ground coffee in a colloid. Crema refers to the light-colored liquid that comes out during the espresso extraction.

How do I celebrate the day?

To celebrate the day, you can try a different way of making espresso and enjoy it with your friends. You may also decide to invest in a new coffee brewer or enjoy breakfast with your family members.

Moreover, you can order through a local drive-through and pay for the customer behind you in the line. As well as that, you can pick up some espresso for the others in the office.

Having espresso delivered to front-line workers at the fire station, ambulance bay, hospital, or police station is also a warm gesture. Finally, you can step out of your comfort zone and try a new espresso flavor, like cappuccino or latte.

Fun Facts

Espresso refers to both the brewing process and the drinking.

Angelo Moriondo of Italy formed the first machine for high-pressure extraction methods, like espresso, in 1884. Later, in 1901, Luigi Bezzera formed and patented various improvements.

While filtered coffee contains only 0.6% fat, there is 2.5% fat in an espresso shot. This fat comes from the natural oils in coffee beans.

Espresso can also be blended with milk for making specialty milk-based coffees like latte, cappuccino, or flat white, among others. Cappuccinos, for instance, are created by pouring in foamed milk on top of a single or double-shot espresso.

Almost 42 coffee beans are required to make a single-shot espresso.

Espresso has become significantly easier with modern machines and can be made with the touch of a single button.

The Italian government regulated espresso as it has become a crucial part of daily life there.

Traditional coffee brewers use boring gravity for extracting coffee. Modern espresso machines, however, use 132 pounds of per square inch pressure.

In 2015, espresso became a drink out of this world. It is so because, since then, astronauts on the International Space Station can brew fresh espresso on board.


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