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National Avocado Day Quotes, Captions, Fun Facts

There are 24 hours devoted to National Avocado Day. Yes, this superfruit deserves the recognition. Avocados taste good, and they are good for you.

Be it the royal look or the sheer versatility; avocados are among the most popular and beneficial fruits there are. So, from desserts to the main dish or appetizers, you should sample everything avocados have to offer this National Avocado Day!

When is National Avocado Day?

National Avocado Day is celebrated on July 31 every year. For this year, National Avocado Day falls on Sunday, July 31, 2022.

National Avocado Day jokes and quotes.

Avocado Quotes

The avocado is a food without rival among the fruits, the veritable fruit of paradise.
David Fairchild

If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.
Jason Mraz

The avocado is a food without rival among the fruits, the veritable fruit of paradise.
David Fairchild

I eat an avocado every day. It’s amazing for your skin. It’s one of the superfoods, and I’m just so into eating properly and healthily.
Joan Collins

In terms of flu prevention, for my son, I’ll do a quick smoothie, usually with spinach, avocado, or broccoli. And then throw in strawberries and blueberries to hide the greens.
Tia Mowry

I do love my avocados, which are great for the skin. I eat pretty healthfully.
Mary-Louise Parker

The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.
Demian Bichir

People who put avocados in the fridge are basically saying, ‘I want to eventually experience something less amazing.’
Gregor Collins

You can’t sow an apple seed and expect to get an avocado tree. The consequences of your life are sown in what you do and how you behave.
Tom Shadyac

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Short Avocado Quotes

Three days a week, and I’m home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados.
Martin Milner

I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they’re either allergic to avocados or too joyless to live.
Frank Bruni

English muffins with avocado are one of my favorite breakfasts.
Mia Hamm

What’s your avocado?
Stacie Zinn Roberts

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Avocado Captions

Everything in moderation — except avocado.

Avocado Toast: The toast with the most.

Powered by avocado.

Holy guacamole!

Get in my belly.

Enjoy a taste of heaven.

Avocado addict.

My snack beats your snack.

About to do some avo-cardio.

I’m obsessed with avocados.

Toast seems incomplete without avocado.

Funny Avocado Captions for Instagram

Keep calm and eat avocado toast.

It’s okay, guac, I’m extra, too.

Fresh for your enjoyment.

Satisfy your taste.

Life is infinitely delicious with avocado.

Avocados can cure all sadness away.

I’m never giving up on avocados! I’m not a quitter!

I love you to the avocado and back.

A move in the ripe direction.

First, we eat avocado. Then, we change the world.

In the mood for avocado.






Avocado FAQs

These tasty frequently asked questions will definitely have you craving avocados.

When was National Avocado Day found?

In 2017, Model Meals founded National Avocado Day at the peak of picking season, on July 31. Since they have been working on introducing sustainable agricultural methods and healthy eating.

How can I celebrate National Avocado Day?

To honor avocados, you can simply introduce them to someone who’s never tried them or make a recipe you haven’t tried before.

You can also get a freebie from the many restaurants that offer them, like Chipotle or El Pollo Loco. Finally, you can fulfill the idea behind the day by planting an avocado tree in a sustainable way!

Fun Facts About Avocados

Irishman Sir Hans Sloane gave avocados this name in 1696 in a Jamaican-plants catalog. He also called avocado trees the “alligator pear tree.”

In Mesoamerica, 7,000 years ago, avocados were used as tributes from local people to the royalty.

Avocado is the only edible fruit in the laurel family named Lauraceae.

Avocado oil is known to help enhance wound healing immensely.

Cinnamon and avocados belong to the same family.

Half an average-sized avocado contains almost 4.6 grams of fiber, more than most other fruits.

The avocado peels and pots can easily be boiled to make a delicate pink hue natural dye.

Avocados are toxic to horses and can cause respiratory distress, potentially leading to heart failure and death.

California produces almost 90% of all US-grown avocados, with almost 40% of that in San Diego County.

“Guacamole” has been derived from the Aztec word “ahuacamolli,” which means “avocado sauce” or “avocado soup”.

Hass avocado is the most popular variety of avocados.

Avocado Trivia

Initially, avocados had few seeds but, to attract larger animals for seed dispersal, the fruit size evolved to be huge. With this, the size of the seed also enlarged to keep the fruit firm.

The city of Los Angeles consumes the most avocados in the US.

Tom Sellek and Oscar winner Jamie Foxx are both well-known avocado farmers. In fact, Foxx owns a 40-acre ranch where he has also established a recording studio!

National Avocado Day on July 31 and National Guacamole Day on September 16 are the two days honoring avocados.

If the nub of the stem wiggles, it means the avocado is ripe.

Avocados’ peak growing season is late winter and early spring. The day avocados are consumed most, the Super Bowl Sunday, also coincides with this.

Avocado Jokes

I got myself into a sticky situation with an avocado; I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

To make an avocado disappear, say, “Avocadabra!”

I tried to make guacamole with an unripe avocado. It was pit-iful.

Did you hear about the avocado army that invaded a dining table? They gua-ccupied the bowl.

The number of units in one guacaMOLE of any substance: “Avocadro’s Number.”

Guac a mile in someone else’s shoes.

Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes — and now I think I have guacoma.

I have lots of extra avocados. You want one? Havocado!

My dad is teaching me to make guacamole. He says I’m a chip off the old guac.

My avocado car broke down. It’s beyond re-pear.

Avocado Puns

Yet again I bought a beetroot that punches avocados — Back with another one of those guac clockin’ beets.

I’m trying to learn how to find a ripe avocado. It’s not that hard.

Farmers would make a lot more money if they didn’t grow avocado. They should try growing twovocadoes.

When life gives you avocados, make guacamole.

My baby brother already loves guacamole. He’s an avo-kiddo!

When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos, I didn’t know how to answer — I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

Riddles about Avocados

What did the avocado half say to the other avocado half?
Without you, I’m empty inside.

What’s an avocado’s favorite way to meet new people?
At pear to pear networks.

What do robots have with their guacamole?
Computer chips.

What’d the cook say after finishing putting smoked chicken and avocado into a flatbread?
“That’s a wrap.”

What do you call a bad avocado?
Green spirited.

How do tortilla chips say goodbye?
See you later avo-gator. In a while guac-odile.

What do you get if you cross an avocado with a radio?
A guakie-talkie.

What’s an avocado’s favorite type of guitar?

Funny Teasers

What’d the avocado say when the tortilla chip asked how she was?
I’m all ripe, thank you.

How does the guacamole fairy tale end?
Happily avo after.

Why do avocados find it so hard to date each other?
Because they’re just never quite ripe.

What did the tortilla chip say to the mummy, daddy and baby avocado?
Good things come in trees.

What is an avocado’s favorite kind of exercise?

Funny Riddles

What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
We’ve hit guac bottom.

What did the optimistic avocado say to the pessimistic avocado?
It’s avoca-do, not avoca-don’t!

What do you say when the guacamole tastes perfect?

What does a duck say after eating an avocado?
“Guac! Guac!”

What do you get when you mix Swiss Cheese and avocados?
Holy Guacamole!

Why are avocados the most self-conscious fruit?
Because they’re full of fat.

What do you get if you cross avocado with a desert plant?
A guac-tus.

What did the avocado say to the fork?
You guac my world.

What is an avocado’s favorite game?
Guac-a-mole. (Kind of like whack-a-mole, right?)

What do drunk avocados say at house parties?
Let’s get smashed!

There you have it. Enjoy National Avacado Day!

By Claire Eastman

Claire writes about culture, cooking, and entertainment.


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