Italy Captions
Our Italy captions are the perfect tonic for those who have some beautiful Italian photographs to share with their friends and family.
Italy has captured the hearts of so many people with its beauty, history, cuisine, and art.
Here are a collection of Italy captions, jokes, puns, and quotes for your beautiful Italy photographs. Enjoy!
Best Italy Captions
1.) Buongiorno, Italia!
2.) Ciao Bella.
3.) Came for the sights and stayed for the gelato.
4.) La Dolce Vita.
5.) Celebrate life Italian-style.
6.) Eat, pasta, love.
Inspirational Italy Captions
7.) The Creator made Italy by designs from Michelangelo.
Mark Twain
8.) A little slice of heaven.
9.) The name of Italy has magic in its very syllables.
Mary Shelley
10.) Italy is a dream that keeps returning for the rest of your life.
You may enjoy our collection of Italy Quotes.
Funny Italy Captions For Instagram
11.) You say Italy; I say Eataly!
12.) Going, going, gondola!
13.) Eating our way across Italy.
14.) Whatever floats your gondola.
15.) Travel is not about finding yourself; it’s about finding pizza.
16.) Everything you see, I owe to pasta.
Sophia Loren
Romantic Italy Captions
17.) We will always have Italy.
18.) Love and gelato.
19.) That’s Amore!
20.) Every time I leave Italy, a part of me stays there.
21.) Living La Dolce Vita 24/7.
22.) In America, one must be something, but in Italy, one can simply be.
Pietros Maneos
23.) Italy is very Rome-antic.
24.) I think olive you, Italy!
25.) Rome wasn’t built in a day, but my love for it was.
Rome Captions
26.) When in Rome… do as the Romans.
27.) Italian style is a natural attitude. It is about a life of good taste.
Diego Della
28.) There’s no place like Rome.
29.) Rome-ing around!
30.) Rome, the city of visible history.
George Eliot
31.) All roads lead to Rome.
32.) In Rome, food is love.
33.) Rome is the city of echoes, the city of illusions, and the city of yearning.
Giotto di Bondone
34.) Rome more; worry less.
35.) Roman Holiday!
Venice Captions
36.) Going, going, gondola!
37.) Venice, you have my heart.
38.) Venice is eternity itself.
Joseph Brodsky
39.) Venice, the floating city.
40.) I’m gondola miss you Venice.
41.) Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote
42.) Strolling through a Venetian dream.
43.) St Mark’s the spot.
Florence and Tuscany Captions
44.) My idea of heaven still is to drive the gravel farm roads of Umbria and Tuscany, very pleasantly lost.
Frances Mayes
45.) I left my heart in Florence.
46.) Art and history come alive in Florence.
47.) All roads lead to the Duomo.
48.) Home sweet dome.
49.) Going with the Flo-rence.
50.) Ponte Vecchio reflections, Florence perfection.
51.) Under the Tuscan sun.
52.) Have you ever Siena prettier city?
53.) Getting lost in the beauty of Florence.
Italy Quotes
54.) Is there anywhere in the world as full of beauty as Itlay.
Natalia Sanmartin Fenollera
55.) Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
Federico Fellini
56.) Nothing except time is wasted in Italy.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich
57.) Italy was where the soul went to find calm and love, and I wanted to hold the best of it in the palm of my hand.
Lisa Brennan-Jobs
58.) Italy offers one the most priceless of one’s possessions – One’s own soul.
Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
59.) A man who has not been in Italy is always conscious of an inferiority.
Samuel Johnson
60.) Traveling is the ruin of all happiness! There’s no looking at a building after seeing Italy.
Fanny Burney
Sayings About Italy
61.) Italian culture is so deeply soaked in an appreciation of the good things in life.
Mariska Hargitay
62.) You know, people come to Italy for all sorts of reasons, but when they stay, it’s for the same two things: love and gelato.
Jenna Evans Welch
63.) A man has not fully lived until he experiences that gentle balmy clime of ancient empires, the land of lemon trees, and the genius of Michelangelo.
E.A. Bucchianeri
64.) Italy and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy.
Bertrand Russell
65.) One of the great joys of traveling through Italy is discovering firsthand that it is, indeed, a dream destination.
Debra Levinson
Italy Jokes
66.) What do you call a Roman with a cold?
Julius Sneezer
67.) Where do foodie Italians go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
68.) How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?
Pasta la vista.
69.) Where does spaghetti go dancing?
The meatball.
70.) What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
The spa-ghetto.
71.) Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
72.) Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they’re good at espresso themselves.
73.) When an Italian cheese makes music, what do you call it?
Mozz-art.
74.) I wanted to try spaghetti from Italy to see if it tasted better, but believe it or not, it tasted the same.
It was also a bit cold from the flight over.
75.) You know why I like cooking lasagna?
It’s a great way to pasta time.
76.) I told my girlfriend I made a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me.
Until I rode pasta.
Italy Riddles
77.) What is the secret ingredient in Bruce Buffer’s spaghetti sauce?
It’s Thyme!
78.) What is a robbery of Italian ice cream called?
Grand Theft Gelato!
79.) What do you call a Roman with a cold?
Julius Sneezer!
80.) Why are GPS device sales so dismal in Italy?
Because all roads lead to Rome.
81.) What is the best way to explore the capital of Italy?
You Rome!
83.) Who cares about learning the Roman Numeral System?
I, for one!
84.) Why do Romans always have a hard time ending relationships?
Their X is always a 10!
85.) Times New Roman walks into a bar. What did the bartender say?
Get out! We don’t serve your type in here.
86.) Why was the Italian pizza maker desperate for customers?
He kneaded the dough.
87.) Where do pepperoni go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
88.) What did the Italian waiter say when I asked if my pizza would be long?
No, it will be round.
Italy Puns for Instagram
89.) Leaving a pizza my heart in Italy
90.) You cannoli do so much on vacation.
91.) Here today, gondola tomorrow.
92.) I’ll never get pasta my love for Italy.
93.) I never want to Ita-leave.
94.) Italy has a Pisa my heart.
95.) Italy is prosecco-nd to none.
96.) Canal Italian cities be as beautiful as Venice.
Food Puns
97.) I cannoli be happy in Italy.
98.) I don’t gnocchi how I am going to cope when I have to leave Italy.
99.) The pasta-bliities are endless.
100.) Italian food is pre-pasta-ously good!
101.) I’m pasta-tive that we will be back again.
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By MJ O’Halloran
MJ is a writer from St. Paul, Minnesota, who still marvels at the beauty of the country after visiting Rome, Florence, and Venice.
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