Funny Sayings About Life
The power of funny sayings about life is that they can make your life’s journey much easier. They say life should never be taken too seriously. And once you start implementing this rule in your life, you will start to understand how it can make such a big difference.
It will change your perception of life forever and help you lead a better and merrier life. Many great men and women have touched upon the funny side of life and emphasized the importance of looking at it in a different way.
Here are some funny quotes about life that will give you a different perspective on life. Share these quotes with friends and loved ones to make this world a better and happier place.
Funny Quotes About Life
Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
John Wayne
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
George Bernard Shaw
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Woody Allen
Life is a Ph.D. program. May you graduate with humor!
Greg Tamblyn
Funny Life Quotes
He who has a why to live can bear almost anyhow.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Quentin Crisp
Life is a journey but don’t worry, you’ll find a parking spot at the end.
Isaac Asimov
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Dave Barry
If logic tells you that life is a meaningless accident, don’t give up on life. Give up on logic.
Shira Milgrom
Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.
Unknown
Life is full of doors and fools with the wrong keys.
Leonid Sukhorukov
Life is hard, after all, it kills you.
Kathrine Hepburn
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your keester tomorrow.
Unknown
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
Jack Handey
Funny Sayings About Life
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
Eliminating procrastination from our lives is like trying to stop a moving train; it’s not easy.
Joseph R. Ferrari
Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
Alan Bennett
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.
Voltaire
Life is short. Eat dessert first.
Jacques Torres
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Carl Sandburg
Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
Rudyh
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sam Levenson
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
Charles Schulz
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.
Charlotte Bronte
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play, and Z – keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen
Cute Quotes About Life
Life is like a cup of coffee or tea. No matter how bitter it may be, it is always enjoyable.
Jason Wong
Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
Zayn Malik
It is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
L.M. Montgomery
In life, I have met many friends and people whom I have loved dearly. All this has been possible because of a life full of joy happiness and peace. Humor is another factor that helped me on my way in life.
Bob Lyres
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.
Ritu Ghatourey
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde
When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
Anmol Andore
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Humorous Quotes
The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.
James Jason
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Dave Barry
So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
Russel H. Conwell
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.
Sam Levenson
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen
Funny Words of Wisdom
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Oscar Wilde
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Charles Wadsworth
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Albert Schweitzer
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Aristotle
To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Miles Kington
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Laugh Out Loud Quotes
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.
Erma Bombeck
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’
Groucho Marx
I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.
Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me — they’re cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
Charlie Brown
No matter how big a hammer you use, you can’t pound common sense into stupid people.
Unknown
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Alan Dundes
Hilarious
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
Lt. Frank Drebin
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
Short Funny Life Quotes
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.
Unknown
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E. E. Cummings
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Will Rogers
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are.
Terry Pratchett
Inspirational Funny Life Quotes
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
The Dalai Lama
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.
Joe Girard
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire
When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’
Sydney J. Harris
Funny Quotes for Everyday
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Margaret Cho
I’m not crazy — I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
Ouiser Boudreaux
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
Terry Pratchett
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
James Branch Cabell
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain
By Mike O’Halloran
Mike is the founder and editor of Greeting Card Poet.
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