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These astrology quotes and captions are a great way to express yourself if you believe in astrology; otherwise, they will offer you a sense of how others see it.

Since ancient times, astrology has been practiced by several societies. Many individuals believe that the positions of the sun, moon, and planets affect our daily lives.

Short Astrology Quotes

Astrology reveals the will of the gods.

We are merely the stars’ tennis balls, struck and banded which way please them.
John Webster

I will look on the stars and look on thee, and read the page of thy destiny.
Letitia Elizabeth Landon

Astrology is a disease, not a science.

Astrology Quotes

Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzles a bunch of lunatics.
Paul Carvel

Retrograde Mercury is the only enemy that writers have.
Mitta Xinindlu

The Stars are a long way off, and their words get somewhat dulled in the message.
Bram Stoker

He is a poor astrologer who pretends by the stars to point out another’s destiny and yet does not know his own.

Astrology is for those bored by astronomy but fascinated with themselves.
William Least Heat-Moon

Astrologers that future fates foreshow
Alexander Pope

Astrology is just a finger pointing at reality.
Steven Forrest

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Funny Astrology Quotes

We need not feel ashamed of flirting with the zodiac. The zodiac is well worth flirting with.
D.H. Lawrence

Astrology is like a gateway drug to a more cosmic worldview.
Ruby Warrington

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
Edward Abbey

According to the astrological signs, all the humans are born outside of our planet Earth.
Mwanandeke Kindembo

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Astrology is interesting but not very accurate. It’s a science I don’t trust very much.
Varg Vikernes

Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here?
Mason Cooley

Skeptical Sagittarius folks.

Inspirational Astrology Quotes

Millionaires don’t use astrology, billionaires do.
J.P. Morgan

Astrology is like a weather report; it tells you what conditions you’re likely to face in the future. If the weatherman says it’s probably going to rain, you bring an umbrella. If you follow that advice, you won’t get wet.
Lee Goldberg

A wise man shall overrule his stars, and have a greater influence upon his own content than all the constellations and planets of the firmament.
Jeremy Taylor

I have been criticized and ridiculed for turning to astrology, but after a while, I reached the point where I didn’t care.
Nancy Reagan

Even though I’m super into tarot and astrology, I don’t believe in knowing too much about the future.
Kate Nash

I was born during an eclipse. I believe very much in astrology. If you were born on an eclipse it indicates your destiny is chaotic.
Gloria Vanderbilt

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves; we are underlings.
William Shakespeare

I have used astrology to send positive messages: ‘You can do it, even if you fall, get back up again.’
Walter Mercado

Astrology enables us to feel a connection to this lifetime as if our existence holds actual weight as thanks to our origination amidst the starry skies.
Elizabeth Davis

Astrology is like any other superstition: It has no power unless people allow it to direct their lives.
Bill Myers

Good Astrology Quotes

There is no better boat than a horoscope to help a man cross over the sea of life.
Varaha Mihira

Failure or success seem to have been allotted to men by their stars. But they retain the power of wriggling, of fighting with their star or against it, and in the whole universe, the only really interesting movement is this wriggle.
E.M. Forster

Astrology is one of the earliest attempts made by man to find the order hidden behind or within the confusing and apparent chaos that exists in the world.
Karen Hamaker-Zondag

Astrology’s roots lie in an ancient worldview which perceived the universe as a single living organism animated by divine order and intelligence.
Liz Greene

Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy, but after a war, it seems more like astrology.
Rebecca West

A child is born on that day and at that hour when the celestial rays are in mathematical harmony with his individual karma.
Sri Yukteswar

When I believed in astrology and numerology, people made fun of me, but today there are so many channels just dedicated to astrology and numerology. I now regret that I didn’t start a channel on this. But then, I am happy in life. I don’t dwell upon it.

Astrology is assured of recognition from psychology without further restrictions because astrology represents the summation of all the psychological knowledge of antiquity.
C.G. Jung

Best Astrology Quotes

Astrology is a language. If you understand this language, the sky speaks to you.
Dane Rudhyar

Love it or hate it, astrology isn’t going away … but if you give it one honest look, there’s a good chance that you’ll want to know more, because it gives you a feeling that you have the inside scoop–and we all love having the edge on everyone else!
Mark S. Husson

Astrology is like any other branch of knowledge. It can be used for good or for ill, properly or improperly, by skilled and unskilled practitioners alike.
Elizabeth Clare Prophet

Learning astrology is like learning any foreign language. You already have the ideas, concepts, and experiences of your life within you; you are just learning a new language for what you are already experiencing.
Barbara Goldsmith

Dabbling in astrology is like carrying a lucky rabbit’s foot as an omen of good luck which costs us very little and might have some beneficial effects
Siegfried Fred Singer

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it.
Will Rogers

You don’t need to believe in astrology to use astrology any more than you need to believe in a hammer to use a hammer.
Kevin Burk

Let you star shine bright.

Classic Astrology Quotes

Astrology is almost always about reading signs properly, but sometimes the content of those signs is less important than the fonts they’re written in.
Sterling Asterix

To the medical man, astrology is invaluable in diagnosing diseases and prescribing a remedy, for it reveals the hidden cause of all ailments.
Max Heindel

So few people admit to belief in astrology, but I am yet to meet anyone who doesn’t know their star sign.
P.K. Shaw

Astrology furnishes a splendid proof of the contemptible subjectivity of men. It refers the course of celestial bodies to the miserable ego: it establishes a connection between the comets in heaven and squabbles and rascalities on earth.
Arthur Schopenhauer

I submit that the traditional definition of psychiatry, which is still vogue, places it alongside such things as alchemy and astrology, and commits it to the category of pseudo-science.
Thomas Szasz

Such is the way of all superstition, whether in astrology, dreams, omens, divine judgments, or the like; wherein men, having a delight in such vanities, mark the events where they are fulfilled, but where they fail, though this happen much oftener.
Francis Bacon


Astrology had an important role in the ancient world. You can’t understand many things unless you know something about astrology – the plays of Shakespeare and so on.
Steven Pinker

Human knowledge is dark and uncertain; philosophy is dark, astrology is dark, and geometry is dark.
John Jewel

Scientific truth is too beautiful to be sacrificed for the sake of light entertainment or money. Astrology is an aesthetic affront. It cheapens astronomy, like using Beethoven for commercial jingles.
Richard Dawkins

A mind is accustomed to mathematical deduction, when confronted with the faulty foundations of astrology, resists a long, long time, like an obstinate mule, until compelled by beating and curses to put its foot into that dirty puddle.
Johannes Kepler

Without astrology man treads, as it were, in the dim twilight of ignorance.
Luke Dennis Broughton

Astrology Quotes by Famous People

Anyone can be a millionaire, but to become a billionaire you need an astrologer.
J.P. Morgan

I know very well that many scientists consider dowsing as they do astrology, as a type of ancient superstition. According to my conviction, this is, unjustified. The dowsing rod is a simple instrument which shows the uncanny reaction of the human nervous system to certain factors which are unknown to us at this time.
Albert Einstein

My mom’s really into astrology and she’s always telling me about the moon cycles and stuff like that.

Courteous Reader, Astrology is one of the most ancient Sciences, held in high esteem of old, by the Wise and the Great. Formerly, no Prince would make War or Peace, nor any General fight in Battle, in short, no important affair was undertaken without first consulting an Astrologer.
Benjamin Franklin

Astrology presupposes that the heavenly bodies are regulated in their movements in harmony with the destiny of mortals: the moral man presupposes that which concerns himself most nearly must also be the heart and soul of things.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Do not Christians and Heathens, Jews and Gentiles, poets and philosophers, unite in allowing the starry influences?
Walter Scott

Notable Quotations on Astrology

The starry vault of heaven is in truth the open book of cosmic projection.
Carl Jung

I know nothing of the science of astrology and I consider it to be a science, if it is a science, of doubtful value, to be severely left alone by those who have any faith in Providence.
Mahatma Gandhi

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth.

Men should take their knowledge from the sun, the moon, and the stars.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A physician without a knowledge of Astrology has no right to call himself a physician.

Astrology Quotes for Instagram

I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Noel Coward

You cannot just sit there and wait for people to give you that golden dream. You have to go out there and make it happen.
Diana Ross

The disappointment of marriages can be improved by allowing astrologers to become matchmakers.
Mwanandeke Kindembo

The astronomer has a starry map of the past; the astrologer, of our futures.
Terri Guillemets

Astrology is one of the great languages of our individual psyche’s pulsing relationship to the collective dream.
Caroline Casey

Astrology is like gravity. You don’t have to believe in it for it to be working in your life.

Astrology Quotes for Zodiac Signs

If astrology is real, I guess I’m a pretty quintessential Virgo.
Ian Harding

I wanna say I’m detached but I’m an Aquarius that’s sensitive as hell. That’s dope though.
Denzel Curry

You know, I designed the Queen crest. I simply combined all the creatures that represent our star signs-and I don’t even believe in astrology.
Freddie Mercury

I am an Aries. Although I do not believe in astrology, I think this is exactly the right sign to have been born under.
Anne Lamott

AMIABLE – Certainly the friendliest of signs – the most sociable, amenable, and gregarious. Libra loves people. And people cannot help loving Librans in return, simply because they are so loveable.
Bernie Morris

An adult Aquarius is unique, people-oriented, and diverse in their way of thinking and behaving in the world.
Taylor Moon

Horoscope signs are a lot like personality tattoos on your brain based off what month you were born in, even though the only way your birthday will actually affect your personality is if it’s on Christmas, making you bitter and resentful toward Jesus Christ for annually upstaging you.
Luke Strickler

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
Arthur C. Clarke

Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don’t always hiss or muck up the day, each day.
Anne Sexton

I’m a typical Capricorn. I’m hardworking, loyal, and sometimes stubborn, and I don’t believe in astrology.
Jonah Peretti

Spiritual Astrology Quotes

Don’t laugh at the voice of the stars. They are far away, their rays are light and pale, and we can barely see their sleeping shadows, but their sorcery is stern and dark.
Leonid Andreyev

Astrology is one of the great languages of our individual psyche’s pulsing relationship to the collective Dream.
Caroline Casey

Astrology is like a map. Like a roadmap, astrology is meant to be a useful tool to help guide you to wherever you want to go.
Pila of Hawaii

I don’t differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic, or the supernatural.
Andy Rooney

Though Astrology is like a deep ocean…anybody can get knowledge through going deeply in water and get some drops of nectar of this divine knowledge.
Onkarlal Sharma Prmad

An Astronomer who denies Astrology, is like a butcher who recognizes the brain but is unaware of its transmission of waves.
Ahmed Hulusi

I’m a Leo. Leos don’t believe in this astrology stuff.
Tom Neff

I will look on the stars and look on thee, and read the page of thy destiny.
Letitia Elizabeth Landon

Astrology has no more useful function than this, to discover the inmost nature of a man and to bring it out into his consciousness, that he may fulfill it according to the law of light.
Aleister Crowley

Astrology Captions

Astrology Captions

Good vibes only, today. Be your own star.

When you’re feeling discombobulated, let your star alignment be your guide.

Let your sun sign be your guide. It’s time to put your psychic energy toward building a strong foundation for yourself.

We are all born under a star. It’s up to us which one we want to be.

Full moon days are filled with magic, take the best of it.

Rise and shine, morning people. The stars say it’s going to be a good day.

We’re all here for the same reason—the stars.

Here is your horoscope reading for today: Optimism. Goals. Prosperity.

Watching the stars seems to bring everyone together. Let’s all look up and count shooting stars in our constellation stories.

When the stars align, I cooperate!

Just as each sign has its own astrological gifts, there are also negative characteristics that the horoscope brings into play as well as traits that your sign doesn’t always portray.

I’m going to have a great night. There’s a light shining in my direction.

Captions About Astrology

Astrology is one of the easiest ways to peek into someone’s soul (and a great conversation starter). They say that your astrological sign can determine your personality, and in turn, they can reveal a lot about who you are as a person.

It takes some stars to align, but when the planets are finally in sync, it’s magic. Let your inner star shine!

Your birth chart shows you what’s possible when you listen to it.

Let your star shine bright this fall season.

It’s your year, no matter your astrological sign.

It’s a fine day for poring over your own star charts.

All signs point to a genius idea.

True, the stars only exist in the night sky – but believe me, their effect reach us anytime.

Astrology is more than just zodiac signs and horoscopes: it’s a source of self.

Your zodiac sign embodies your personality and characteristics. As I’ve lived and learned through the stars, I’ve found that destiny isn’t always written in the cards ─ it depends on what you do with them.

A Leo can make you feel comfortable instantly with its warmth and friendly nature.

We are all stories, in the end. Stories of stars gone supernova, of dead moons and planets floating in space, of forgotten dreams and lost memories.

Let your sun sign be your guide. It’s time to put your psychic energy toward building a strong foundation for yourself.

Astrology Captions for Instagram

Take artsy pictures like the true Pisces I am.

Whatever Sun sign you are, you should be the kind of person who aims for the stars and believes anything is possible.

Just as each sign has its own astrological gifts, there are also negative characteristics that the horoscope brings into play as well as traits that your sign doesn’t always portray.

Being a leader is something that Leo loves to be.

Astrology not only reveals what’s in store for our future, but it’s also a powerful tool to help us understand ourselves and the world around us.

As a Leo, I am very stubborn and have an ego that ruins many relationships.

By Kim Hughes

Kim writes about astrology, humanities, and science.


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