It’s true, many pick-up lines are met with an eye roll, and some are so bad they may cause the prospective date to walk away.
We would like to supply you with the verbal ammunition to woo a potential date in a way that will be satisfying for both of you. We will give you cool, sexy, corny, funny, and hilarious pick-up lines. We’ve even gathered some of the best from the movies for you to enjoy.
Funny Pick Up Lines
Look ’em in the eyes, smile, and be confident. Here we go.
1.) Somebody calls the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
2.) My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off!
3.) Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
4.) Even if there were no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
5.) Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
6.) I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
7.) My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
8.) I’m not actually this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
9.) Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet me?
10.) I’ve had a crush on you since I got here.
11.) No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
12.) My parents are so excited. They can’t wait to meet you. Too soon?
13.) I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your place?
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We all want to think we’re sexy, but the truth is we’re not. Sometimes, we try to make up for it by throwing out a funny, sexy pick-up line. But be careful. Some of these approaches are right on edge and might get a surprising reaction. Use them wisely and fasten your seat belt; it’s going to be a bumpy flight.
14.) Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I want s’ more.
15.) I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”
16.) If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
17.) Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.
18.) Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
19.) There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.
20.) I was going to buy you a box of chocolate, but you already have a sweet box.
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Pick Up Lines for Flirting
21.) Excuse me. Please step away from the bar. You’re melting the ice.
22.) Do you have a window in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
23.) Believe me. The best is yet to come.
24.) Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
25.) You must be salsa because you are so hot.
26.) Be mine because you’re fine.
27.) Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
Funniest Opening Lines
Everybody wants to be the cool guy or gal. They want to have a solid command over wordplay to give one the upper hand in starting a conversation. Know your audience and the setting before choosing one of these to try. Just picture Sean Connery saying, “Bond, James Bond,” and you get the idea.
Now we all can’t be as cool as Sean Connery, and even he used the hackneyed pick-up line “Now what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?” in the movie You Only Live Twice. So, here you go.
Here are a few rather short and sweet pick-up lines that will make sure you’re distinctive.
28.) Falling for you would be a short trip.
29.) Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
30.) Where do you hide your wings, my angel?
31.) I love you with all my circle, not my heart. Because hearts can stop beating, but a circle goes on forever.
32.) There is a sparkle in your eyes that is so bright. The sun is jealous.
33.) I’ll be yours forever. Just tell me when to start.
34.) Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way, I can say an angel touched me.
35.) Your smile eclipses the moon.
36.) If you were in a field full of beautiful flowers, you would stand out.
37.) When God made you, he was showing off.
Corny Conversation Starters
It’s okay to reveal that you are a little bit sensitive and not a brut. Using a pick-up line that is romantic and thoughtful just might them over.
You want to use a pick-up line that has a romantic quality to it that shows you’ve been thinking about your potential mate. So, be thoughtful, deliver the line softly and surely and make sure to look ’em in the eyes. Good luck.
38.) I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
39.) Do you want to know what’s beautiful? Repeat the first word.
40.) Why would I want to gaze at the stars when I can look in your eyes?
41.) I was going to say something adorable about you, but when I saw you, I was speechless.
42.) Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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43.) I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U.”
44.) I wrote your name in the sky, but a cloud obscured it. I wrote your name in the sand, but the wind blew it away. And, then I wrote your name in my heart, and nothing can remove that.
45.) I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you would be impossible to find.
46.) Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Great Opening Lines
47.) You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me, I’ve been looking for a long time.
48.) I’m not flirting. I’m just genuinely enamored with you.
49.) Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
50.) I swear there is nothing and no one else on earth like you.
51.) I looked up the word beautiful in the dictionary, and there was a picture of you.
52.) They say that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
53.) I have amnesia… do I come here often?
54.) Are you accepting applications for president of your fan club?
55.) Smile if you want to go on a date with me.
56.) If cuteness were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Women (and men too) love sincere compliments that come from the heart. These sincere approaches must be delivered in earnest and with conviction. Make them believe every word you are saying, and they will be like chocolate melting in your hand. Okay, well, that’s just messy, but you get the picture. Now, get ‘em, tiger.
57.) Every time I picture myself, it’s with you.
58.) If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
59.) When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
60.) You are the reason men fall in love.
61.) Your lips, I kiss. Your body, I hug. And, your heart, I want.
62.) If you had a dozen roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 13 of the most beautiful things in the world.
63.) Your eyes are like the sunset, hard to turn away from.
64.) You really don’t need to wear make-up. You can’t improve perfection.
65.) You are so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line.
66.) I wish I were one of your tears so that I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
67.) You are my compass. Without you, I’m lost.
68.) You’re like a dictionary…you add meaning to my life.
Best Pick-Up Lines from the Movies
Who can forget the chat up the banter of Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart when Bacall said, “You don’t have to say anything…oh, maybe just whistle. You do know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.” From the film To Have And To Have Not. Here are some of the other best pickup lines from the movies.
69.) “I may be an outlaw, darling. But you’re the one stealing my heart.”
Brad Pitt from Thelma and Louise.
70.) “I know what I want because I have it in my hand right now. You.”
Gerard Butler from P.S. I Love You.
71.) “I hear voices too. Voices that say, if you don’t kiss her soon, you’re a chump.“
Jimmy Stewart from You Can’t Take It With You.
72.) “You know, it’s dangerous for you here in the frozen food section – because you could melt this stuff.”
Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven.
73.) “Is that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?”
Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca.
74.) “I want you. I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Every day.”
75.) “You make me want to be a better man.”
Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.
76.) “I really wish you’d come home with me. You’re so cute, and I’m really good in bed, too, believe me.”
Leaving Las Vegas starring Nicholas Cage.
77.) “Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.”
George Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty.
Cute Pick-Up Lines
78.) I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.
79.) Are you a parking ticket because you’ve got a fine written all over you.
80.) Are you religious? ‘Cause, you’re the answer to all my prayers.
81.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
82.) Do you know what this material is? (Grab your own shirt) Boyfriend material.
83.) Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
84.) I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
85.) Sorry for staring. I think your face is a work of art.
86.) Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
87.) I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
88.) Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
89.) I wondered if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.
90.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten, I see.
Really Good Pick-Up Lines
1.) I’m not a professional photographer, but I can picture us together. (It’s corny but can be effective.)
2.) I could stand here all night and stare at you. (Careful, some could consider this a little creepy.)
3.) I’m going to have to put on my sunglasses because your beauty blinded me. (You might want to have your sunglasses handy for emphasis.)
4.) I think I’ll yell “Thief” because you stole my heart. (Try and be sincere with this one, or it can come off a little smarmy.)
5.) You must have fallen from heaven because you’re an angel. (Say it strong.)
6.) Help me up. I think I broke my leg because I’ve fallen for you. (If you can pull off the stunt, a quick fall and recovery might work.)
7.) You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line, not that I’m trying to pick you up. (That last part softens the approach a little bit.)
8.) Have we met? Or, do I just dream about you all the time? (Don’t smile when you say this.)
9.) You must be a race car because you drive me crazy. (Adding a Varoom couldn’t hurt.)
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10.) You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. (At this point, if you can do a magic trick, it hammers home the point.)
11.) Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot! (Don’t get burned on this one.)
12.) Is your name Wifi because we definitely have a connection. (Hold up your cell phone as you are saying this, it adds context.)
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13.) Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
14.) I had a dream last night, and you were in it.
15.) My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
16.) You sure have a great-looking tooth.
17.) I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
18.) There’s nothing we can’t do together; no, I really mean it nothing (add a wink).
19.) My fortune-teller told me I’d see you in my future.
20.) You know, we were born without clothes.
Romantic Pick-Up Lines
21.) Do you know the symptoms of a heart attack because I think you’re giving me one?
22.) Baby, you’re sexier than sox on a rooster.
23.) A silly little 8-hour time difference wouldn’t keep me from you.
24.) Where are you traveling to? Can I come?
25.) You look a little suspicious. I may just have to pat you down.
26.) It must be fate that we met here in _________. (Fill in the blank.)
27.) Want to see my passport? It’s a cute photo.
28.) Do you come to this airport often?
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Here are your cheesy pick-up line ideas to liven up your weekend.
29.) I don’t know what gate I’m boarding at, but I’m going to yours.
30.) We are cleared for take-off.
31.) Can you buy me a drink?
32.) Do you smell smoke? I think I’m on fire because of you?
33.) Are you an alien because you’re out of this world?
34.) I’m lost, can I follow you home?
35.) Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Pedro?
36.) I’m not a hoarder, but can I keep you?
37.) I could really charge you rent because you hang out in my mind all the time.
38.) Are you a mirror? I can’t see myself without you.
39.) You should have a warning label because you crushed my heart.
40.) Did we go to school together? I’m sure we had chemistry?
41.) Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
42.) I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other women look bad.
Short Pick Up Lines
43.) You are definitely the cause of global warming.
44.) What’s your sign?
45.) You’re magically delicious!
46.) Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
47.) Guess my sign.
48.) Want to snuggle?
49.) Hi, my name is _____.
50.) The sun has nothing on your smile.
51.) Can you help me? I’m bad at pick-up lines.
52,) Want to share a cab?
53.) Hi, who’s your friend?
54.) If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
55.) Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
56.) Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
57.) Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
58.) We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
59.) If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
60.) Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright to me.
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61.) Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist.
62.) Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
63.) Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless!
64.) I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow you to bring your own snacks.
65.) Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you.
66.) Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
67.) Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
68.) I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
69.) Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Breaking the Ice
There are many different ways to use pick-up lines to break the ice, and there is no right or wrong way to approach the situation. You are probably looking for a good sense of humor in a partner. If they can’t laugh at a harmless pick-up line, are they really right for you?
You and your wingman or wing-woman should size up the playing field and observe the potential date to decide on the right strategy. Is the nerdy guy in the corner right for you or are you more interested in the jock at the end of the bar?
Whatever you do, choose your pick-up line carefully. You’ve really just got one shot to do things right. Hopefully, we’ve given you enough different approaches that you can choose to be silly or fun or serious and complimentary. But always be charming and romantic, who can argue with that?
These conversation starters are designed to make a good impression and help portray you in a good light. Being flirty is like dancing. You might not be nimble on your toes right away, but you’ll get better with practice.
After all, you may have only one chance to step up to the plate and hit a home run.
How To Deliver a Pick Up Line
Communicating an effective pickup line takes confidence. You need to feel good both about the line itself and your approach in communicating it.
It helps to say it with a smile. Be confident. Have a plan B if your approach doesn’t work like you thought it would, e.g., pin the line on a friend who said it always worked.
By Tim Moodie
Tim is a writer and creative director.
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