It’s true, many pick up lines will be met with an eye roll and some are so bad they may cause the prospective date to walk away. But what we at Greeting Card Poet are going to endeavor to do is create a list of the best that you can use with little to no repercussions.
We would like to supply you with the verbal ammunition to woo a potential date in a way that will be satisfying for both of you. We will give you cool, sexy, corny, funny, and hilarious pick up lines. We’ve even gathered some of the best from the movies for you to enjoy.
All of these conversation starters are designed to make a good impression and help portray you in a good light. After all, you may have only one chance to step up to the plate and hit a home run. It’s all a dance and you must take the lead and tap dance as fast as you can without appearing overanxious. It’s a fine line, but you can do it. So, here are some funny pickup lines for you to use as you wish.
Cool Pick Pick Up Lines
Everybody wants to be the cool guy or gal. They want to have a solid command over wordplay that will give one the upper hand in starting a conversation. Know your audience and the setting before choosing one of these to try. Just picture Sean Connery saying, “Bond, James Bond,” and you get the idea. Now we all can’t be as cool as Sean Connery and even he used the hackneyed pick-up line “Now what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?” in the movie You Only Live Twice. So, here you go.
1.) If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
2.) I’m not actually this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.
3.) My heart forgets to beat the moment I see you.
4.) Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good.
5.) The way you smile, how could I resist you?
6.) I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
7.) My name is Microsoft can I crash at your place tonight?
8.) If beauty were time, you would be forever.
9.) Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
10.) I’ve had a crush on you since I got here.
11.) No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
12.) My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you. Too soon?
13.) I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your place?
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Funny Pick Up Lines
We all want to think we’re sexy, but the truth is we’re not. So, sometimes we try to make up for it by throwing out a funny, sexy pick up line. But be careful, some of these approaches are right on the edge and might get a surprising reaction. Use them wisely and fasten your seat belt it’s going to be a bumpy flight.
14.) Are you a campfire? Because you are hot, and I want s’ more.
15.) I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”
16.) If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
17.) Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.
18.) Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
19.) There is plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch.
20.) I was going to buy you a box of chocolate, but you already have a sweet box.
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21.) Excuse me, please step away from the bar, you’re melting the ice.
22.) Do you have a window in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
23.) Believe me, the best is yet to come.
24.) Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
25.) You must be salsa because you are so hot.
26.) Be mine because you’re fine.
27.) Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
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Here are a few rather short and sweet pick-up lines that will make sure you’re distinctive.
28.) Falling for you would be a very short trip.
29.) Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
30.) Where do you hide your wings, my angel?
31.) I love you with all my circle, not my heart. Because hearts can stop beating, but a circle goes on forever.
32.) There is a sparkle in your eyes that is so bright, the sun is jealous.
33.) I’ll be yours forever. Just tell me when to start.
34.) Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
35.) Your smile eclipses the moon.
36.) If you were in a field full of beautiful flowers, you would stand out.
37.) When God made you, he was showing off.
Corny Pick-Up Lines and Conversation Starters
It’s okay to reveal that you are a little bit sensitive and not a brut. Using a pick-up line that is romantic and thoughtful just might him or her over. You want to use a pick-up line that has a romantic quality to it that shows you’ve been thinking about your potential mate. So, be thoughtful, deliver the line softly and surely and make sure to look ’em in the eyes. Good luck.
38.) I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
39.) Do you want to know what’s beautiful? Say the first word again.
40.) Why would I want to gaze at the stars when I can look in your eyes?
41.) I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I was speechless.
42.) Are you lost, ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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43.) I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U.”
44.) I wrote your name in the sky, but a cloud obscured it. I wrote your name in the sand, but the wind blew it away. And, then I wrote your name in my heart, and nothing can remove that.
45.) I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you would be impossible to find.
46.) Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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47.) You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for and believe me I’ve been looking for a long time.
48.) I’m not flirting, I’m just genuinely enamored with you.
49.) Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?
50.) I swear there is nothing and no one else on earth like you.
51.) I looked up the word beautiful in the dictionary and there was a picture of you.
52.) They say that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
53.) I have amnesia… do I come here often?
54.) Are you accepting applications for president of your fan club?
55.) Smile if you want to go on a date with me.
56.) If cuteness was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Clever Pick Up Lines
Women (and men too) love sincere compliments that come from the heart. These sincere approaches must be delivered in earnest and with conviction. Make her or him believe every word you are saying, and she/he will be like chocolate melting in your hand. Okay, well that’s just messy, but you get the picture. Now, go get ‘em, tiger.
57.) Every time I picture myself, it’s with you.
58.) If I had a nickel for every time, I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
59.) When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.
60.) You are the reason men fall in love.
61.) Your lips, I kiss. Your body, I hug. And, your heart, I want.
62.) If you had a dozen roses in front of a mirror, you’d see 13 of the most beautiful things in the world.
63.) Your eyes are like the sunset, hard to turn away from.
64.) You really don’t need to wear make-up. You can’t improve perfection.
65.) You are so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line.
66.) I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek and die on your lips.
67.) You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.
68.) You’re like a dictionary…you add meaning to my life.
Best Pick-Up Lines from the Movies
Who can forget the chat up the banter of Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart when Bacall said, “You don’t have to say anything…oh, maybe just whistle. You do know how to whistle don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow.” From the film To Have And To Have Not. Here are some of the other best pick up lines from the movies.
69.) “I may be an outlaw, darling. But you’re the one stealing my heart.”
Brad Pitt from Thelma and Louise.
70.) “I know what I want because I have it in my hand right now. You.”
Gerard Butler from P.S. I Love You.
71.) “I hear voices too. Voices that say, if you don’t kiss her soon, you’re a chump.“
Jimmy Stewart from You Can’t Take It With You.
72.) “You know, it’s dangerous for you here in the frozen food section – because you could melt this stuff.”
Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven.
73.) “Is that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?”
Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca.
74.) “I want you. I want all of you. Forever. You and me. Every day.”
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75.) “You make me want to be a better man.”
Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets.
76.) “I really wish you’d come home with me. You’re so cute, and I’m really good in bed, too, believe me.”
Leaving Las Vegas starring Nicholas Cage.
77.) “Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he’d ever met. I didn’t expect the most beautiful woman I’d ever met.”
George Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty.
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78.) I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.
79.) Are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.
80.) Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
81.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
82.) Do you know what this material is? (Grab your own shirt) Boyfriend material.
83.) Your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
84.) I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
85.) Sorry for staring, I think your face is a work of art.
86.) Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
87.) I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
88.) Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
89.) I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen.
90.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
How to Break the Ice
There are many different ways to use pick up lines to break the ice and there is no right way or wrong way to approach the situation. You and your wingman or wing-woman should size up the playing field and observe the potential date to decide on the right strategy. Whatever you do, choose your pick up line carefully, you’ve really just got one shot to do things right. Hopefully, we’ve given you enough different approaches that you can choose to be silly or fun, or serious and complimentary. But always be charming and romantic, who can argue with that?
— Tim Moodie
Prior to marriage and children, Tim had a chance to practice his own material. How did he do? Well, you know that old line, “Those who can’t do, teach?” Well… All seriousness aside, Tim is a jack of many trades including copywriter, creative director, and toy inventor.
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