These pick up lines are clever, witty, funny and sometimes corny. We’ve selected the best lines to get the attention of your potential new love. Take a look through the list and select your favorite. You’ll be ready for that next unexpected moment when you need to drop an attention-getting line.
Let’s start with the top ten best pick up lines. These are sure to get the job done when you want to introduce yourself to a stranger. After that, you’ll find more lines that are clever, flirty, romantic, funny and punny. We’ve even included lines you can use on social media and dating sites. Pick the one that works best for you, and work your magic!
Top 10 best pick up lines to attract your next love
1.) Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
2.) On a scale from one to 10, you’re a nine… And I’m the one you need.
3.) Is your name wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
4.) There’s side view, rear view and you know what else? I love-view.
5.) Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
6.) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
7.) Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
8.) Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
9.) Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
10.) It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
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11.) I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
12.) Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
13.) Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
14.) You’re single? I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
15.) If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
16.) Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
17.) Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
18.) Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
20.) Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
21.) Damn girl, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
22.) Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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Flirty pick up lines to make things interesting
23.) Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
24.) Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
25.) When God made you, he was just showing off.
26.) Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27.) Is that the sun coming up? Or is it just you lighting up my world?
28.) My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
29.) I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
30.) You’re so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
31.) Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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32.) You must be Jamaican because you’re Jamaican me crazy.
33.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
34.) Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
35.) Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
36.) If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
37.) Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizza you.
38.) Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
39.) If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
40.) Are you a banana because I find you a-peeling.
41.) Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
42.) Are you French because Eiffel for you.
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Funny pick up lines to keep them laughing
43.) Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
44.) My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
45.) If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
46.) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
47.) Girl, you better have a license, because you’re driving me crazy.
48.) Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
49.) Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
50.) Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
51.) Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
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Good for social media and dating sites like Tinder
52.) Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower? Because dam!
53.) I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
54.) Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
55.) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
56.) You shouldn’t wear makeup, baby. It’s messing with perfection.
57.) Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
58.) Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
59.) Your eyes are as blue as the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
60.) Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
61.) Do you know karate? Because you’re body’s kickin’.
62.) Is your father a boxer? Because baby, you’re a knockout.
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63.) If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
64.) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
65.) You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
66.) Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
67.) If I followed you home, would you keep me?
68.) Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
69.) Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes. (You might like Best Eyes Quotes)
70.) We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair. (What becomes of lost socks?)
71.) Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
72.) Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
73.) Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Putting your pick-up plan in place
Now that you’ve read these clever pickup lines, what do you do next? Go out and give them a try! Pick a handful of your favorites and commit them to memory. The next time you’re in line at the grocery store or picking up your morning coffee, you’ll be armed with the perfect line for dropping on the unknowing object of your affection.
Choose a pickup line that matches your personality. It will come off as genuine and sincere that way. Timing and context are everything. Don’t be too eager to spit out a clever line. Watch and wait. When the time is right, you’ll know.
Best pick up line ever
University College London (UCL) researched hundreds of pick up lines to find out the most effective choice. Guess what they found to be the best for both men and women? “Hello, how are you?”
Why does it work?
It’s not too prying which makes it easy to answer. Folks are familiar with the question. And, importantly, it shows that you’re interested in the other person’s thoughts.
Whatever you choose to use, deliver your line with a smile and a wink. Now the opportunity for a conversation begins. You’ve opened the door to new possibilities. Good luck!
— G.J. Suave
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