They say there is no difference between pick up lines and cheesy pick up lines — they all just make you shake your head in disbelief.
To prove the point, we present this list of amazingly awesome, cringeworthy, and cheesy pick up lines.
These lines have one thing in common – the major cheese factor. But you’ll find some that are clever, others that make use of terrible puns, and some that are just plain bad. Take a look and find your favorite cheesy line. You’ll find these lines are good for a smile and maybe an open door to something more! Just remember, there’s a difference between impressing someone with a great line and some one taking pity on you for delivering an awful one. Either way, it might prove to be that foot-in-the-door you’re looking for.
Top 10 best cheesy pick up lines
1.) I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
2.) You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
3.) Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
4.) Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
5.) Can I have directions? To your heart.
6.) You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
7.) I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
8.) If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
9.) You must be a keyboard. Because you’re just my type.
10.) Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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11.) If you were a steak you would be well done.
12.) Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
13.) Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
14.) If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McGorgeous.
15.) If you were a library book, I would check you out.
16.) Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
17.) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
18.) Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
19.) Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.
20.) Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
21.) Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
22.) My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
23.) Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
24.) Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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Cringeworthy: Cheesy pick up lines to really get someone’s attention
25.) My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
26.) Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
27.) Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
28.) Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
29.) Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
30.) I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
31.) You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
32.) Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
33.) When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
34.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
35.) Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.
36.) You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
37.) Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
38.) Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
39.) Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Funny, Cheesy pick up lines to make them laugh
40.) Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
41.) Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
42.) My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?
43.) Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!
44.) Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
45.) I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
46.) I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
47.) Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
48.) Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
49.) Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
50.) I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked past.
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51.) You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
52.) I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
53.) Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dream.
54.) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
55.) Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.
56.) It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
57.) I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
58.) Is your name Google because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
59.) Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
60.) Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
61.) Is your father an alien? Because there’s nothing like you on earth.
62.) It would be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
63.) Has anyone ever told you that I have a nice smile?
64.) My love is a tidal wave… and you are beach front property.
65.) If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.
66.) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
67.) If you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
68.) Hey, you dropped something… (What?) My jaw.
69.) I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
70.) Are you an appendix because I’d love to take you out.
71.) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
72.) Was your father a thief? (Why?) Because he stole the stars and placed them in your eyes.
73.) If you were a Facebook status, I’d like you.
Taking the first step
Well, there you have it. These cheesy lines provide you with the words you’ll need to introduce yourself to a stranger and perhaps open the door to more.
In baseball, success means getting a hit every three trips to the plate. In business sales, the conversion rate is even less. It’s a game of numbers. The moral of the story is, don’t give up! The next cheesy line you drop could be the winner.
Tips for delivering your pick up line with style
Here are a few tips:
1.) Always think in terms of context. If you’re at a clothing store, using the line, “Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material,” works well. It might not work as well in a bar. Take an assessment of your surroundings and the situation to make that first connection.
2.) Be confident. Even if the cheesy pick up line falls flat – and let’s face it, there’s a good chance of that – it’s how you react to the situation that might determine your impression. Roll with the punches, and don’t be afraid to laugh at yourself.
3.) Smile! A friendly approach works best.
4.) Remember, you’re just trying to break the ice. If the line meets resistance, move on to another conversation approach quickly. Know when to cut bait!
— G.J. Suave
Remember in school, there was always that one guy who wasn’t necessarily a great athlete or student, but had a way with the ladies? That was G.J. Sharpen your pencils and take notes.
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