Looking for a terror-ific collection of Halloween quotes? Don’t be a scaredy cat; sit down and peruse these gems. Halloween is a real treat, and so are these quotes.
Top Halloween Sayings
It is as much fun to scare as to be scared.
Vincent Price
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
Unknown
There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
Colette
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barham
Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.
Robert Kirby
Funny Halloween Quotes
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Unknown
The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.
Unknown
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O’Brien
Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Fernando Pessoa
I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?
Drew Carey
Halloween Introductions: The Ghostess with the Mostess, meet my Mummy.
Unknown
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
More Spooky Words
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with ‘scary’, ‘spooky’, ‘haunted’, or ‘forbidden’ in the title.
Scooby Doo
I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
Unknown
“I’m so happy that Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year!” said no teacher ever.
Unknown
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat.’ ‘No thank you.’
Rita Rudner
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
It’s Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn’t wake next to something scary.
Unknown
Happy Halloween!
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Unknown
Backward, turn backward,
Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
Elizabeth Akers Allen
On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park.
Nicholas Gordon
You wouldn’t believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
Carolyn Wells
May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright
Of soft and golden hue
Pierce through the future’s veil and show
What fate now holds for you.
Unknown
Of Ghosts and Goblins
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
William Shakespeare
All the ancient classic fairy tales have always been scary and dark.
Helena Bonham Carter
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.
Emily Dickinson
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.
There is nothing funny about Halloween.This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodied have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
William Motherwell
Of calling shapes, and beck’ning shadows dire,
And airy tongues that syllable men’s names.
John Milton
Auld Daddy Darkness creeps frae his hole,
Black as a blackamoor, blin’ as a mole…
James Ferguson
They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.
Unknown
Pumpkin Day Jokes
What did the skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite.
What did the skeleton ask for at the bar?
Two beers and a mop.
Just say BOO and scary on.
Scary Words
The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?
Edgar Allan Poe
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
Edgar Allan Poe
Sometimes, the things you see in the shadows are more than just shadows.
Unknown
My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open…
Mary Shelley
‘Tis the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it’s they – it is they.
Arthur Cleveland Coxe
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
J.K. Rowling
Sayings about Trick or Treat Day
At first cock-crow the ghosts must go. Back to their quiet graves below.
Theodosia Garrison
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts – Tonight All-Hallow’s Specter struts along the moonlit way.
John Kendrick Bangs
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Joel Benton
Carvin’ Out Some Good Times.
Unknown
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.
Nicholas Gordon
Cute Quotes about All Hollow’s Eve
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
Mason Cooley
There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.
Robert Brault
Jack-O-Lanterns: The Cutting Edge of Halloween chic.
Unknown
Come as you aren’t.
Unknown (invite to Halloween Party)
Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.
William Shakespeare
Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days.
Unknown
Tomb it may concern: Brace yourself for the ex-fear-ience.
Unknown
Fangs For The Memories And Nightmares.
Unknown
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the spirits of things.
Dee Snider
‘Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.
William Shakespeare
When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.
Unknown
I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Robert Brault
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond
Creepy October 31 Quotations
I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be able to sleep again.
M.R. James
A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the windows, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.
J.M. Barrie
Hark! Hark to the wind! ‘Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away –
The dead, forgotten this many a day.
Virna Sheard
A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Halloween!
Unknown
There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all of the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
Joseph Conrad
The witches fly,
Across the sky,
The owls go, ‘Who? Who? Who?’
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
‘Scary Halloween to you’!
Nina Willis Walter
On Halloween the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin’ scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it’s Halloween fun.
Unknown
Love Quotes
Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
“Spooky” song
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!’
Dexter Kozen
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new…
Nicholas Gordon
Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows eve…And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.
Kim Elizabeth
‘Stir the fire till it lowe
How like a queen comes forth the lonely Moon
from the slow opening curtains of the clouds
Walking in beauty to her midnight throne!
George Croly
Those seemingly interminable dark walls between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore.
Lauren Springer
Charlie Brown Halloween – Great Pumpkin
From “It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown”
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Linus
A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.
Lucy Van Pelt
Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?
Linus
Linus: You don’t believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent and trusting.
Sally Brown: Welcome to the 20th century!
There are three things that I’ve learned never discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
Linus
Lucy: I got five pieces of candy!
Pigpen: I got a chocolate bar!
Schroeder: I got a quarter!
Charlie Brown: I got a rock.
Linus Halloween Quotes
You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let’s face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being number two, perhaps you try harder.
Linus – writing a letter to the Great Pumpkin
The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch and gives toys to good little girls and boys.
Linus
Dear Great Pumpkin. I’m looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents.
Linus – writing a letter to the Great Pumpkin
Trick or treat! Money or eats!
Kids trick or treating
He’ll come here because I have the most sincere pumpkin patch and he respects sincerity.
Linus
Next year at this same time, I’ll find a pumpkin patch that is real sincere! And I’ll sit in that pumpkin patch until the Great Pumpkin appears! He’ll rise out of that pumpkin patch and he’ll fly through the air with his bag of toys! The Great Pumpkin will appear! And I’ll be waiting for him! I’ll be there! I’ll be sitting there in that pumpkin patch! And I’ll see the Great Pumpkin! Just wait and see, Charlie Brown! I’ll see that Great Pumpkin! I’ll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown! The Great Pumpkin will appear and I’ll be waiting for him! I’ll be there! I’ll be sitting there in that pumpkin patch… and I’ll see the Great Pumpkin! Just wait and see!
Linus
Tip: Some of these Halloween Quotes work great are party invites and as photo captions.
Mean Girls Quote
In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.
Cady Heron – Mean Girls movie (check out the Mean Girls clip)
Famous
I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do.
The Lion in the Wizard of OZ
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
River Phoenix
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain
Biting is excellent. It’s like kissing – only there’s a winner.
Neil Gaiman
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us.
Scottish Proverb
Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you’d meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to – like talking to dogs.
Douglas Coupland
And when you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
The Monster Mash
I was working in the lab late one night.
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
And my monster, from his slab began to rise.
And suddenly to my surprise…
He did the mash! He did the monster mash!
He did the mash! It was a graveyard smash!
He did the mash! It caught on in a flash!
He did the mash! He did the monster mash!
From my laboratory in the castle east,
to the master bedroom where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abode,
to get a jolt from my electrode.
They did the mash! They did the monster mash!
They did the mash! It was a graveyard smash!
They did the mash! It caught on in a flash!
They did the mash! They did the monster mash!
The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son.
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound.
Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds.
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive,
with their vocal group The Crypt-kicker Five.
They played the mash! They played the monster mash!
They played the mash! It was a graveyard smash!
They played the mash! It caught on in a flash!
They played the mash! They played the monster mash!
Out from his coffin Drac’s voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He opened the lid and shook his fist
and said,”Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?”
It’s now the mash! It’s now the monster mash!
It’s now the mash! And it’s a graveyard smash!
It’s now the mash! It caught on in a flash!
It’s now the mash! It’s now the monster mash!
Now everything’s cool Drac’s a part of the band.
And my monster mash is the hit of the land.
For you, the living,this mash was meant too.
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you.
Then you can mash! Then you can monster mash!
Then you can mash! And do my graveyard smash!
Then you can mash! You’ll catch on in a flash!
Then you can mash! Then you can monster mash!
Bobby Pickett
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