Funny wedding greetings to brighten up the newlyweds’ day and let them know, in a humorous way, that you’re happy for them. Life is too short to take everything dead serious. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun!
Funny Wedding Greetings
Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.
Let the fighting commence! Congratulations married couple.
It’s such a blessing to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations!
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Let’s get ready to rumble! Congratulations wedding participants.
Funny Marriage Wishes
If it weren’t for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
We put the party in bridal party — Looking forward to your wedding. The Bridal Party.
There are three rings of marriage that form your gift: the engagement Ring, the wedding Ring, and the suffeRING.
A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”
Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast.
I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away.
All dressed up and everywhere to go!
Sharing is caring…but sometimes enough is enough.
More Humorous Ideas
Marriage is all about give and take – the more your give, the more he’ll take.
When someone asks me what it’s like being married to the most fun, wonderful, sexiest person alive, I tell them they’ll have to ask you!
Congrats on your marriage. Just remember, happiness is a very over-rated feeling according to this author.
Marriage is about communication and compromise. She’ll be doing the communication and you’ll be doing the compromise.
More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible.
A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. Happy married life!
If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option.
A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple.
Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. Congrats.
Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes on your marriage.
Our wedding gift to you is two life preservers.
When two hearts love each other, don’t forget the prenuptial.
Look, I know a good travel agent if either of you changes your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!
Getting married is a two-way street – do all you can to avoid head-on collisions. A life loved is precious.
They say opposites attract – If that’s the case this marriage could last for a very long time. Best wedding wishes.
Before you’re married, you will fall madly in love with each other. After you’re married, you will just be mad at each other. Oh well, best wishes on your wedding.
Marriage: Where “Yes Dear” are the magic words.
What do fun with the boys, out on the town and partying have in common. Three things you won’t be doing after the wedding. Good luck.
“Spending time with friends” will now be a distant memory.
From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you want to do this?
Like a well constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.
Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year. Congratulations to a perfect pair.
Getting married is like a class on Shakespeare. You get a little comedy, some romance and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
More wedding inspired sayings.
Looking forward to the “having” and the “holding.”
Bride: We finish each others — Groom: Sentences!
When you love person, don’t hang wallpaper together.
Our life journey has just begun. Are we there yet?
They loved life, and yet still, they got married.
Wedding Love – Honeymoon Love More!
Eat, drink and be married! Check!
If you know of any funny wedding greetings you’d like to share, please send them our way! Thanks.
Wedding Wishes and Quotes
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